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Make to yourselves friends of the mammon of unrighteousness; that, when ye fail, they may receive you into everlasting habitations. Luke 16:10

Trivia: What did Jesus say would happen to an unprepared servants when the Son of man comes?

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    Genesis

  1. The Descendants of Japheth 10:1-19
  2. The Descendants of Ham 10:20-30
  3. The Descendants of Shem 10:31-33
  4. From Shem to Abraham 11:10-26
  5. Abraham, Sarah, and Lot return to Canaan 13:1-5
  6. Abraham and Lot split up. 13:6-9
  7. Rebekah is Abraham's great-niece 22:19-24
  8. Abraham buries Sarah in a cave 23:3-20
  9. The generations of Ishmael 25:12-18
  10. Isaac digs some wells. 26:18-22
  11. The generations of Esau 36:1-43
  12. The names of Jacob's family 46:8-28
  13. Jacob's burial 50:1-13
  14. Joseph's brothers apologize to Joseph. 50:14-21
  15. Joseph dies. 50:22-26

    16. Exodus

  16. The genealogy of Moses and Aaron 6:14-25
  17. God's instructions for making curtains 26:1-37
  18. How to make an altar and tabernacle court 27:1-21
  19. How to make holy garments for priests 28:1-43
  20. Make an altar, burn incense, and sacrifice animals 30:1-10
  21. Stuff God wants 25:1-40, 35:4-19
  22. The people bring stuff to God 35:20-29
  23. Bezaleel and Aholiab make stuff for God 36:1-38
  24. Bezaleel makes more stuff for God 37:1-29
  25. Bezaleel makes even more stuff for God 38:1-31
  26. Bezaleel makes holy garments for priests 39:1-32
  27. The people bring more stuff to God 39:33-43
  28. Setting up the tabernacle 40:1-33

    29. Numbers

  29. Moses takes a census 1:1-54
  30. The camps and tribes of Israel 2:1-34
  31. A census of the Levites 3:14-51
  32. Duties of the sons of Kohath 4:1-49
  33. Animal sacrifices when dedicating the altar 7:1-89
  34. How to light the lamps 8:1-4
  35. Early (and forced) retirement for Levites 8:23-26
  36. The Passover 9:1-5
  37. The journey from Obath 21:10-20
  38. Another census 26:1-65
  39. The journeys of the children of Israel 33:1-49
  40. The boundaries of Israel 34:1-15
  41. The tribal princes 34:16-29
  42. Suburbs for Levites 35:1-5

    43. Deuteronomy

  43. Priests and Levites 18:1-8
  44. Give God your first fruits 26:1-11
  45. Say a few words to God 26:12-19

    46. Joshua

  46. Joshua talks to the people 1:10-15
  47. Joshua divides the conquered (and unconquered) land 13:1-33
  48. God distributes the land it by lot 14:1-15
  49. The allotments for Joseph, Manasseh, and Ephraim 15:1-63
  50. Joseph's allotment 16:1-10
  51. More allotments for Manasseh and Ephraim 17:1-13
  52. Other tribal allotments determined by casting lots 18:1-9
  53. Benjamin's land 18:10-28
  54. Simeon's land 19:1-9
  55. Zebulun's land 19:10-16
  56. Issachar's land 19:17-23
  57. Asher's land 19:24-31
  58. Naphtali's land 19:32-39
  59. Dan's land 19:40-48
  60. Joshua's land 19:49-51
  61. Suburbs for Levites 21:1-45
  62. The eastern tribes return home 22:1-9
  63. Joshua dies 24:29-33

    64. Judges

  64. Joshua dies 2:8-10

    65. 2 Samuel

  65. David crosses the Jordan River 19:1-43

    66. 1 Kings

  66. All the kings men 4:1-19
  67. Materials for God's house 5:1-18
  68. Solomon builds a house for God 6:1-38
  69. Solomon builds a much larger house for himself 7:1-51
  70. The ark is brought into the temple 8:1-11
  71. Solomon's speech 8:12-66

    72. 2 Kings

  72. King Jehoash of Judah 12:1-21
  73. Azariah of Judah and Jeroboam of Israel 14:21-29
  74. King Jotham of Judah 15:32-38
  75. A Babylonian visits Hezekiah 20:12-19

    76. 1 Chronicles

  76. From Adam to Noah 1:1-54
  77. From Noah to Abraham 1:5-27
  78. From Abraham to the Dukes of Edom 1:28-54
  79. From the sons of Israel to the house of Rechab 2:1-55
  80. The descendants of Judah 4:1-23
  81. The descendants of Simeon 4:24-43
  82. The descendants of Reuben 5:1-10
  83. The descendants of Levi 6:1-30
  84. David's musicians 6:31-48
  85. The descendants of Aaron 6:49-81
  86. The descendants of Issachar 7:1-5
  87. The descendants of Benjamin 7:6-12
  88. The descendants of Naphtali 7:13
  89. The descendants of Manasseh 7:14-19
  90. The descendants of Ephraim 7:20-29
  91. The descendants of Asher 7:30-40
  92. The descendants of Benjamin 8:1-32
  93. The descendants of Saul 8:33-42
  94. The people returning to Jerusalem from Babylon 9:1-34
  95. The descendants of Saul 9:35-44
  96. The ark is brought to Jerusalem 15:1-28
  97. David prepares to build a house for God 22:1-5:
  98. David makes Solomon king and counts Levites 23:1-32
  99. A list of priests and Levites 24:1-31
  100. A list of musicians 25:1-31
  101. A list of porters 26:1-19
  102. A list of trasurers 26:20-28
  103. A list of businessmen 26:29-32
  104. A list of military officers 27:1-34

    105. 2 Chronicles

  105. Materials for God's house 2:1-16
  106. Solomon builds a house for God 3:1-17
  107. Decorations for God's house 4:1-22
  108. The acts of Solomon 8:1-17
  109. Rehoboam builds 15 cities 11:5-12
  110. Joash repairs God's house 24:1-16
  111. King Jotham of Judah 27:1-9
  112. Hezekiah cleans up God's house 29:1-20
  113. Hezekiah's passover feast 30:1-27
  114. The people give the priests the heaps 31:1-21
  115. King Amon of Judah 33:21-25
  116. King Josiah keeps the passover 35:1-19
  117. King Jehoahaz of Judah 36:1-4

    118. Ezra

  118. The people return to Jerusalem (with lots of stuff) 1:1-11
  119. A list of people returning from Babylon 2:1-70
  120. An altar is built and work on the temple begins 3:1-13
  121. Israel's enemies offer to help build the temple 4:1-5
  122. A letter to King Artaxerxes 4:6-16
  123. The king's response 4:17
  124. A letter to King Darius 5:1-17
  125. Darius finds Cyrus's order 6:1-5
  126. The decree of King Darius 6:6-12
  127. Ezra's genealogy 7:1-5
  128. Ezra comes to Jerusalem 7:6-10
  129. Artaxerxes's letter to Ezra 7:11-28
  130. A list of families returning to Jerusalem 8:1-14
  131. Ezra finds some Levites 8:15-20
  132. The gold and siver are weighed and animals are sacrificed 8:21-36
  133. A list of men who had taken strange wives 10:18-44

    134. Nehemiah

  134. Nehemiah's prayer 1:1-11
  135. Nehemiah goes to Jerusalem 2:1-20
  136. Repairing the dung gate and other important matters 3:1-32
  137. Opposition to the wall 4:1-23
  138. Administative difficulties 5:1-19
  139. The wall is finished 6:1-19
  140. A list of people returning from Babylon 7:1-73
  141. Ezra reads the Torah to the people for seven days 8:1-18
  142. The Levites' prayer 9:1-38
  143. The Israelites agree not to intermarry with non-Israelites 10:1-39
  144. The people cast lots to determine who will live in Jerusalem 11:1-36
  145. A list of priests and Levites 12:1-26
  146. The wall is dedicated 12:27-47

    147. Esther

  147. Mordecai was great among Jews 10:1-3

    148. Job

  148. Job continues to continue (to respond to Zophar) 14:1-22
  149. Eliphaz lectures Job 4:1-21
  150. Eliphaz continues his lecture 5:1-27
  151. Job responds to Eliphaz 6:1-30
  152. Job continues his response to Eliphaz 7:1-21
  153. Job complains to God 10:1-22
  154. Zophar lectures Job 11:1-20
  155. Job responds to Zophar 12:1-25
  156. Job continues his response to Zophar 13:1-28
  157. Eliphaz lectures Job 15:1-35
  158. Job continues his response to Eliphaz 17:1-16
  159. Bildad lectures Job 18:1-21
  160. Zophar answers Job 20:1-29
  161. Job replies to Zophar 21:1-34
  162. Eliphaz's third speech 22:1-30
  163. Job responds to Eliphaz 23:1-17
  164. Job continues his response to Eliphaz 24:1-25
  165. Bildad's third speech 25:1-6
  166. Job responds to Bildad 26:1-14
  167. Job continues his parable 27:1-23
  168. Job continues to continue his parable 28:1-28
  169. More of Job's parable 29:1-25
  170. Even more of Job's parable 30:1-31
  171. The end of Job's parable 31:1-40
  172. Elihu begins his speech 32:1-22
  173. Elihu tells Job to listen to him 33:1-33
  174. Elihu continues his speech 34:1-37
  175. Elihu keeps talking 35:1-16
  176. Elihu continues his speech 36:1-33
  177. Elihu finishes his speach 37:1-24

    178. Psalms

  178. Three score years and ten 90:1-17
  179. The righteous and the ungodly 1:1-6
  180. I'm going sleep now 4:1-8
  181. Dead people don't remember you 6:1-10
  182. God, you have a great name! 8:1-9
  183. Forever 13:1-6
  184. Who will live on God's holy hill 15:1-5
  185. Oh God, listen to me 17:1-15
  186. The firmament shows God's handywork 19:1-14
  187. The name of the God of Jacob 20:1-9
  188. I'm a sheep. God's my shepherd. 23:1-6
  189. King of the hill 24:1-10
  190. Don't let me be ashamed 25:1-22
  191. I want to live in God's house 27:1-14
  192. Blessed be God because he listens to me 28:1-9
  193. Oh God, you've brought my soul up from the grave 30:1-12
  194. I have hated them 31:1-24
  195. My bones waxed old 32:1-11
  196. By the breath of his mouth 33:1-22
  197. The river of God's pleasures 36:1-12
  198. I was dumb with silence 39:1-13
  199. Aha Aha! 40:1-17
  200. Whisperers 41:1-13
  201. Where is your God? 42:1-11
  202. An ungodly nation 43:1-5
  203. The city of God 48:1-14
  204. Tears in a bottle 56:1-13
  205. I'm going to wake up early 57:1-11
  206. The rock that is higher than I 61:1-8
  207. According to his work 62:1-12
  208. My flesh longs for God 62:1-11
  209. God will shoot them with an arrow 64:1-10
  210. The river of God 65:1-13
  211. God is terrible in all his works 66:1-20
  212. All the ends of the earth shall fear him 67:1-7
  213. Let them say, Aha Aha 70:1-5
  214. When I'm old and greyheaded 71:1-24
  215. His enemies shall lick the dust 72:-20
  216. Save us with your shining face 80:1-19
  217. God is a sun 84:1-12
  218. Righteousness and peace have kissed each other. 85:1-13
  219. The other gods aren't like you 86:1-17
  220. I'll mention Rahab 87:1-7
  221. The God of vengeance 94:1-23
  222. King of the gods 95:1-11
  223. Fear God (more than the other gods) 96:1-13
  224. Let the floods clap their hands 98:1-9
  225. Between the cherubim 99:1-9
  226. A joyful noise 100:1-5
  227. I've eaten ashes 102:1-28
  228. A fruitful land into barrenness 107:1-43
  229. I'll throw my shoe over Edom 108:1-13
  230. God gives meat to those who fear him 111:1-10
  231. He makes barren women keep house 113:1-9
  232. A saint's death is precious to God 116:1-19
  233. Psalmlet 117:1-2
  234. Their heart is as fat as grease 119:1-176
  235. Peace in Jerusalem 122:1-9
  236. The heavens 123:1-4
  237. Swallowed up 124:1-8
  238. We were like dreamers 126:1-6
  239. Like grass on the rooftop 129:1-8
  240. Still waiting 130:1-8
  241. Lift up your hands 134:1-3
  242. A cave prayer 142:1-7
  243. No one is justified 143:1-12
  244. Upside down 146:1-10
  245. With timbrel and dance 150:1-6

    246. Proverbs

  246. Wisdom is better than rubies. 8:1-36
  247. A wise fool 17:1-28

    248. Isaiah

  248. Woe to those who won't help the poor 10:1-34
  249. Praise the Lord 12:1-6
  250. The burden of Damascus17:1-14
  251. Woe to Ethiopia 18:1-7
  252. My loins are filled with pain 21:1-17
  253. Let us eat and drink, for to morrow we shall die 22:1-25
  254. A (boring) song 26:1-21
  255. Woe to you who spoil 33:1-24
  256. I-35: The highway of holiness (and dragons) 35:1-10
  257. A Babylonian visits Hezekiah 39:1-8
  258. Cyrus is God's shepherd 44:1-28
  259. Wake up, Jerusalem! 52:1-15
  260. The spirit of the Lord is upon me 61:1-11
  261. Your name will be Hephzibah 62:1-12

    262. Jeremiah

  262. Write all the words that I've spoken to you in a book. 30:1-24
  263. Some more words to write down 31:1-40
  264. Jeremiah in prison 32:1-15
  265. Jeremiah's prayer 32:16-25
  266. God's response 32:26-44
  267. The first book of Jeremiah 36:1-19
  268. Zedekiah asks Jeremiah to pray for him 37:1-14
  269. Jeremiah goes to prison 37:15-22
  270. Jeremiah is thrown into a dry well 38:1-6
  271. Jeremiah and God threaten Zedekiah 38:14-28
  272. Jeremiah is set free 40:1-5

  273. Johanan and Gedaliah

  274. Ishmael assassinates Gedaliah

  275. Israel and Judah will go home 50:4-10
  276. Jehoiachin is set free 52:30-34

    277. Lamentations

  277. Woe unto us 5:1-22

    278. Ezekiel

  278. God's riddle: An eagle came to Lebanon 17:1-24
  279. A lion's lamentation 19:1-14
  280. God's Tyrus song 27:1-36
  281. God threatens Tyrus 28:1-10
  282. Another Tyrus song 28:11-19
  283. I'll give Egypt to Nebuchadrezzar 29:17-21
  284. A tree grows in Lebanon 31:1-18
  285. Woe to the shepherds Woe to the shepherds
  286. The brass man's measurements 40:1-49

  287. The brass man provides more exciting measurements of Ezekiel's imaginary temple. (I'd skip it, if I were you.)

  288. More measurements 41:1-22
  289. Even more measurements 42:2-20
  290. Altar measurements 43:13-17
  291. More of God's holy dimensions 45:1-6
  292. God divides the land 47:13-23
  293. God finishes dividing the land 48:1-35

    294. Daniel

  294. Daniel's prayer 9:1-20
  295. The man in linen shows Daniel the truth 11:1-35

    296. Hosea

  296. Ephraim feeds on wind. 12:1-14
  297. We won't ride on horses. 14:1-9

    298. Matthew

  298. The genealogy of Jesus 1:1-17
  299. The parable of the sower 13:1-9
  300. Jesus explains the parable of the sower 13:18-23

    301. Mark

  301. The parable of the sower 4:1-9
  302. Jesus explains the parable of the sower 4:13-23

    303. Luke

  303. The Magnificat 1:46-55
  304. Zechariah's prayer 1:67-80
  305. An old woman named Anna 2:36-38
  306. The genealogy of Jesus 3:23-38
  307. The parable of the sower 8:4-8
  308. Jesus explains the parable of the sower 8:11-15

    309. John

  309. And every man went to his own house. 7:40-53

    310. Acts

  310. Peter and John's prayer 4:24-30
  311. Seven men are assigned to to serve tables 6:1-7
  312. Stephen is accused of blaphemy (and his face looks like an angel's) 6:8-15
  313. Stephen's long, boring (and irrelevant) response 7:1-53
  314. Peter repeats the "kill and eat" dream 11:1-18
  315. The Christians in Antioch 11:19-30
  316. Paul speaks in the Antioch synagogue 13:13-52
  317. Paul and Barnabas in Iconium 14:1-7
  318. Paul and Barnabas return to Antioch 14:21-28
  319. Paul in Thessalonica and Berea 17:1-15
  320. Paul's speech on Mars Hill 17:16-34
  321. Paul travels through Macedonia and Greece 20:1-6
  322. Paul's speech to the Ephesian elders 20:13-38
  323. Paul's trial before Felix 24:1-27
  324. Paul demands to be tried in Rome 25:1-27
  325. Paul's trial before Agrippa 26:1-32

    326. Romans

  326. I'd like to come visit you 15:1-33

    327. 1 Corinthians

  327. Covet the best gifts 12:1-31

    328. 2 Corinthians

  328. Greetings and salutaions! 1:1-24
  329. Saved people smell good to God (they smell like Christ) 2:1-17
  330. Their minds were blinded 3:1-18
  331. Your own bowels are straitened 6:1-13
  332. Let's cleanse ourselves of all filthiness (and become perfectly holy to God) 7:1-7
  333. That there may be equality 8:1-24

    334. Galatians

  334. Maybe I'm wasting my time on you 4:1-11

    335. Ephesians

  335. Greetings and Salutations! 1:1-2
  336. About my previous letter (Zeroth Ephesians) 3:1-21
  337. The prisoner of the Lord beseeches you 4:1-7
  338. Gird your loins with truth 6:10-24

    339. Philippians

  339. Greetings and Salutations! 1:1-11
  340. Future visits to Philippi 2:19-30

    341. Colossians

  341. Greetings and Salutations! 1:1-13
  342. Read the epistle from Laodicea 4:6-18

    343. 1 Thessalonians

  343. You've already endured the tribulation (so Jesus will be coming soon) 3:1-13

    344. 2 Thessalonians

  344. Greetings and Salutations! 1:1-5
  345. Pray for us 3:1-5

    346. 1 Timothy

  346. Greetings and Salutations! 1:1-3
  347. A bishop must have one wife 3:1-16

    348. 2 Timothy

  348. Greetings and salutations! 1:1-7
  349. Jesus is the seed of David (if we deny him, he'll deny us) 2:1-15

    350. Hebrews

  350. We needed a new covenant (since the old one was flawed) 8:1-13
  351. Things we've (already) heard 2:1-18
  352. Milk and meat 5:1-14
  353. The boring first covenant 9:1-11

    354. 1 Machabees

  354. Demetrius's letter to Jonathan

  355. Alexander's letter to Jonathan

  356. Demetrius's second letter

  357. Letters between Demetrius and Jonathan

  358. A trip to Rome and letters to Sparta

  359.  Another letter and some psalm singing

  360. Every man sat under his vine and fig tree

  361. Letters to Rome and Sparta

  362. Simon was clothed in purple and gold

  363. More letters

    364. 2 Machabees

  364. A letter from the Jews in Jerusalem to the Jews in Egypt

  365. Another letter

  366. A letter from Lysias to the Jews

  367. A letter from King Antiochus to Lysias

  368. A letter from King Antiochus to the Jews

  369. A letter from the Romans to the Jews

  370. Violence on the sabbath day

    371. Additions to the Book of Daniel

  371. The prayer of Azarias

  372. The song of the three Jews

    373. Ecclesiasticus / Sirach

  373. Be wise and fear God 1:1-40
  374. Woe to those who don't believe God 2:1-23
  375. More about wisdom 4:12-22

    376. Tobias

  376. Tobias was favored by King Salmanasar of Assyria 1:1-17

    377. Wisdom

  377. Things people say in hell

  378. Wisdom is better than strength

  379. I love wisdom and want to marry her.

  380. God chose me to be king

  381. Some things about God

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