And now it came to pass that the people of Nephi ... began to ... indulge themselves somewhat in wicked practices, such as like unto David of old desiring many wives and concubines. 1:15
Jacob's parable about the tame and wild olive trees.
This is the longest and most boring chapter in the most boring book ever written (The Book of Mormon). Thirty-one times it came to pass
that the trees were cumbered, grafted, pruned, plucked, dunged, and digged about for no apparent purpose, except to waste
3733 words. 5:1-77