Job Trivia:

Job 33

Elihu explains things to Job
33:1-

33:1 Wherefore, Job, I pray thee, hear my speeches, and hearken to all my words.

Eliju said to Job,
Hear my speeches and listen to me.

33:2 Behold, now I have opened my mouth, my tongue hath spoken in my mouth.

I have opened my mouth.

My tongue has spoken in my mouth.

33:3 My words shall be of the uprightness of my heart: and my lips shall utter knowledge clearly.

My heart is upright.

My lips will utter knowledge clearly.

33:4 The spirit of God hath made me, and the breath of the Almighty hath given me life.

God made me.

33:5 If thou canst answer me, set thy words in order before me, stand up.

Stand up if you can hear me.

33:6 Behold, I am according to thy wish in God's stead: I also am formed out of the clay.

I'm speaking for God here.

33:7 Behold, my terror shall not make thee afraid, neither shall my hand be heavy upon thee.

I won't frighten or hurt you.

33:8 Surely thou hast spoken in mine hearing, and I have heard the voice of thy words, saying,

33:9 I am clean without transgression, I am innocent; neither is there iniquity in me.

You say,
I am innocent.

33:10 Behold, he findeth occasions against me, he counteth me for his enemy,

God thinks I'm his enemy.

33:11 He putteth my feet in the stocks, he marketh all my paths.

He has bound my feet.

33:12 Behold, in this thou art not just: I will answer thee, that God is greater than man.

But you're wrong.

33:13 Why dost thou strive against him? for he giveth not account of any of his matters.

Why do you fight against him?

33:14 For God speaketh once, yea twice, yet man perceiveth it not.

33:15 In a dream, in a vision of the night, when deep sleep falleth upon men, in slumberings upon the bed;

33:16 Then he openeth the ears of men, and sealeth their instruction,

33:17 That he may withdraw man from his purpose, and hide pride from man.

33:18 He keepeth back his soul from the pit, and his life from perishing by the sword.

God speaks in dreams, while we sleep.

33:19 He is chastened also with pain upon his bed, and the multitude of his bones with strong pain:

33:20 So that his life abhorreth bread, and his soul dainty meat.

33:21 His flesh is consumed away, that it cannot be seen; and his bones that were not seen stick out.

33:22 Yea, his soul draweth near unto the grave, and his life to the destroyers.

33:23 If there be a messenger with him, an interpreter, one among a thousand, to shew unto man his uprightness:

33:24 Then he is gracious unto him, and saith, Deliver him from going down to the pit: I have found a ransom.

33:25 His flesh shall be fresher than a child's: he shall return to the days of his youth:

33:26 He shall pray unto God, and he will be favourable unto him: and he shall see his face with joy: for he will render unto man his righteousness.

33:27 He looketh upon men, and if any say, I have sinned, and perverted that which was right, and it profited me not;

33:28 He will deliver his soul from going into the pit, and his life shall see the light.

33:29 Lo, all these things worketh God oftentimes with man,

33:30 To bring back his soul from the pit, to be enlightened with the light of the living.

He punishes us with pain on our beds.

33:31 Mark well, O Job, hearken unto me: hold thy peace, and I will speak.

So listen to me, Job, when I speak.

33:32 If thou hast anything to say, answer me: speak, for I desire to justify thee.

If you have anything to say to me, say it.

33:33 If not, hearken unto me: hold thy peace, and I shall teach thee wisdom.

If not, be quiet.

I'll teach you wisdom.