Joshua Trivia Question:
24:2 And Joshua said unto all the people, Thus saith the LORD God of Israel, Your fathers dwelt on the other side of the flood in old time, even Terah, the father of Abraham, and the father of Nachor: and they served other gods.
God has this to say to you.Terah and his sons, Abraham and Nachor, served other gods. 
24:3 And I took your father Abraham from the other side of the flood, and led him throughout all the land of Canaan, and multiplied his seed, and gave him Isaac.
I took Abraham from the other side of the flood, led him through Canaan, multiplied his seed, and gave him Isaac. 
24:4 And I gave unto Isaac Jacob and Esau: and I gave unto Esau mount Seir, to possess it; but Jacob and his children went down into Egypt.
I gave Isaac Jacob and Esau.
24:5 I sent Moses also and Aaron, and I plagued Egypt, according to that which I did among them: and afterward I brought you out.
I plagued Egypt. 
24:6 And I brought your fathers out of Egypt: and ye came unto the sea; and the Egyptians pursued after your fathers with chariots and horsemen unto the Red sea.
I brought your fathers out of Egypt.
I drowned the Egyptians. 
24:8 And I brought you into the land of the Amorites, which dwelt on the other side Jordan; and they fought with you: and I gave them into your hand, that ye might possess their land; and I destroyed them from before you.
I killed (and helped you kill) the Amorites. 
24:9 Then Balak the son of Zippor, king of Moab, arose and warred against Israel, and sent and called Balaam the son of Beor to curse you:
24:10 But I would not hearken unto Balaam; therefore he blessed you still: so I delivered you out of his hand.
But I wouldn't listen to Balaam. So he blessed you and I delivered you out of his hand.
I helped you massacre Jericho, and kill the Amorites, Perizzites, Canaanites, Hittites, Girgashites, Hivites, and the Jebusites. 
I sent hornets in front of you to drive out the Amorites. 
You didn't even have to use a sword or a bow.
I gave you land that you didn't work for, cities you didn't build, and vineyards and olive trees that you didn't plant.
So fear and serve God, and reject the gods of your fathers. 
24:15 And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
If it seems wrong to serve the Lord, choose whom you will serve , the gods of your fathers or the gods of the Amorites.
But I and my family will serve the Lord.
24:16 And the people answered and said, God forbid that we should forsake the LORD, to serve other gods;
God forbid that we should reject the Lord to serve other gods.
24:17 For the LORD our God, he it is that brought us up and our fathers out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage, and which did those great signs in our sight, and preserved us in all the way wherein we went, and among all the people through whom we passed:
Because he brought us out of Egypt, did all those great things in our sight, and protected us wherever we went.
24:18 And the LORD drave out from before us all the people, even the Amorites which dwelt in the land: therefore will we also serve the LORD; for he is our God.
He drove out everyone, even the Amorites.
So we'll seve him as our God.
24:19 And Joshua said unto the people, Ye cannot serve the LORD: for he is an holy God; he is a jealous God; he will not forgive your transgressions nor your sins.
You can't serve the Lord, because he is a holy and jealous God.
He won't forgive you sins. 
24:20 If ye forsake the LORD, and serve strange gods, then he will turn and do you hurt, and consume you, after that he hath done you good.
If you forsake the Lord, he'll turn on you, hurt you, and consume you, even though he was good to you before.
24:21 And the people said unto Joshua, Nay; but we will serve the LORD.
Okay, we'll serve the Lord.
24:22 And Joshua said unto the people, Ye are witnesses against yourselves that ye have chosen you the LORD, to serve him. And they said, We are witnesses.
You are witnesses against yourselves that you have chosen to serve the Lord.The people said,
We are witnesses.
24:23 Now therefore put away, said he, the strange gods which are among you, and incline your heart unto the LORD God of Israel.
Okay then, put away your strange gods and turn your hearts to the God of Israel.
24:24 And the people said unto Joshua, The LORD our God will we serve, and his voice will we obey.
We'll serve the Lord and obey his voice.
24:25 So Joshua made a covenant with the people that day, and set them a statute and an ordinance in Shechem.
24:26 And Joshua wrote these words in the book of the law of God, and took a great stone, and set it up there under an oak, that was by the sanctuary of the LORD.
24:27 And Joshua said unto all the people, Behold, this stone shall be a witness unto us; for it hath heard all the words of the LORD which he spake unto us: it shall be therefore a witness unto you, lest ye deny your God.
This stone is a witness to us. 
It will be a witness to you, if you ever reject your God.
24:28 So Joshua let the people depart, every man unto his inheritance.
24:29 And it came to pass after these things, that Joshua the son of Nun, the servant of the LORD, died, being an hundred and ten years old.
24:30 And they buried him in the border of his inheritance in Timnathserah, which is in mount Ephraim, on the north side of the hill of Gaash.
24:31 And Israel served the LORD all the days of Joshua, and all the days of the elders that overlived Joshua, and which had known all the works of the LORD, that he had done for Israel.
24:32 And the bones of Joseph, which the children of Israel brought up out of Egypt, buried they in Shechem, in a parcel of ground which Jacob bought of the sons of Hamor the father of Shechem for an hundred pieces of silver: and it became the inheritance of the children of Joseph.
24:33 And Eleazar the son of Aaron died; and they buried him in a hill that pertained to Phinehas his son, which was given him in mount Ephraim.