| Book | Chapter | Killing Event | Bible's Number | Estimate | Verse Numbers |
|---|
| Genesis | 6 | The Flood of Noah: All flesh died that moved upon the earth | 0 | 20,000,000 | gen (6-8) |
| Genesis | 13 | Abraham's war to rescue Lot | 0 | 1,000 | gen (13-14) |
| Genesis | 18 | Sodom and Gomorrah | 2 | 2,000 | gen (18-19) |
| Genesis | 19 | Remember Lot's wife (Forget Jesus) | 1 | 1 | gen (19-19) |
| Genesis | 34 | The Dinah and Shechem Massacre | 2 | 1,000 | gen (34-34) |
| Genesis | 38 | Er was wicked in the sight of the Lord (so the Lord slew him) | 1 | 1 | gen (38-38) |
| Genesis | 38 | Onan spilled it on the ground (so the Lord slew him too) | 1 | 1 | gen (38-38) |
| Genesis | 41 | God's seven-year, world-wide famine | 0 | 70,000 | gen (41-41) |
| Exodus | 7 | There will be blood: The First Plague of Egypt | 0 | 10,000 | ex (7-7) |
| Exodus | 9 | The seventh plague of Egypt: Hail shall come down upon them and they shall die. | 0 | 300,000 | ex (9-9) |
| Exodus | 12 | The Lord smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt | 2 | 500,000 | ex (12-12) |
| Exodus | 12 | The Lord took off their chariot wheels | 600 | 5,000 | ex (12-14) |
| Exodus | 17 | The Lord will have war with Amalek from generation to generation | 0 | 1,000 | ex (17-17) |
| Exodus | 32 | Who is on the Lord's side: Forcing friends and family to kill each other | 0 | 3,000 | ex (32-32) |
| Exodus | 32 | The Lord plagued the people because of the calf that Aaron made | 0 | 1,000 | ex (32-32) |
| Leviticus | 10 | God burned Aaron's sons to death for offering | 2 | 2 | lev (10-10) |
| Leviticus | 24 | A blasphemer is stoned to death | 1 | 1 | lev (24-24) |
| Numbers | 11 | While the flesh was still between their teeth, the Lord smote them with a very great plague | 0 | 10,000 | num (11-11) |
| Numbers | 11 | When the people complained, God burned them to death | 0 | 100 | num (11-11) |
| Numbers | 13 | Ten scouts are killed for their honest report | 0 | 10 | num (13-14) |
| Numbers | 15 | Sticks and stones: A man gathering sticks on the Sabbath day is stoned to death | 1 | 1 | num (15-15) |
| Numbers | 16 | Korah and his companions are buried alive (along with their families) | 3 | 9 | num (16-16) |
| Numbers | 16 | God burned 250 people to death for burning incense | 250 | 250 | num (16-16) |
| Numbers | 16 | God killed 14,700 for complaining about God's killings | 14,700 | 14,700 | num (16-16) |
| Numbers | 21 | The massacre of the Aradites | 0 | 3,000 | num (21-21) |
| Numbers | 21 | God sent fiery serpents to bite the people for complaining about the lack of food and water | 0 | 100 | num (21-21) |
| Numbers | 25 | Phinehas's double murder: A killing to end God's killing | 2 | 24,002 | num (25-25) |
| Numbers | 31 | The Midianite massacre: Have you saved all the women alive? | 0 | 200,000 | num (31-31) |
| Deuteronomy | 2 | God the giant killer | 0 | 5,000 | dt (2-2) |
| Deuteronomy | 2 | God hardens king Sihon's heart so that all his people can be killed | 1 | 5,000 | dt (2-2) |
| Deuteronomy | 2 | God slowly killed the Israelite army | 0 | 300,000 | dt (2-2) |
| Deuteronomy | 3 | Og and all the men, women, and children in 60 cities | 1 | 60,000 | dt (3-21) |
| Joshua | 6 | The Jericho Massacre | 2 | 1,000 | jos (6-6) |
| Joshua | 7 | Achan and his family are stoned and burned to death | 1 | 5 | jos (7-7) |
| Joshua | 8 | The Ai Massacre | 12,000 | 12,000 | jos (8-8) |
| Joshua | 10 | Five kings are killed and hung on trees | 5 | 10,000 | jos (10-10) |
| Joshua | 10 | Joshua utterly destroyed all that breathed as the Lord God commanded | 0 | 700,000 | jos (10-10) |
| Joshua | 10 | God stops the sun so that Joshua can get his killing done in the daylight | 0 | 5,000 | jos (10-10) |
| Joshua | 11 | The genocide of the surrounding kingdoms: There was not left any left to breathe | 1 | 15,000 | jos (11-11) |
| Joshua | 11 | The Anakim: Some more giant killing | 0 | 5,000 | jos (11-11) |
| Judges | 1 | Five massacres, a wedding, and some God-proof iron chariots | 0 | 5,000 | jg (1-1) |
| Judges | 1 | The Jerusalem massacre | 0 | 1,000 | jg (1-1) |
| Judges | 1 | The Lord delivered the Canaanites and the Perizzites | 10,000 | 10,000 | jg (1-1) |
| Judges | 3 | The Lord delivered Chushanrishathaim | 0 | 1,000 | jg (3-3) |
| Judges | 3 | Ehud delivers a message from God | 1 | 1 | jg (3-3) |
| Judges | 3 | God delivers 10,000 lusty Moabites | 10,000 | 10,000 | jg (3-3) |
| Judges | 3 | Shamgar killed 600 Philistines with an ox goad | 600 | 600 | jg (3-3) |
| Judges | 4 | Barak and God massacre the Canaanites | 1 | 1,000 | jg (4-4) |
| Judges | 4 | Jael pounds a tent stake through a sleeping man's skull | 1 | 1 | jg (4-5) |
| Judges | 6 | Gideon's Story: The Lord set every man's sword against his fellow | 120,000 | 120,000 | jg (6-8) |
| Judges | 8 | A city is massacred and 1000 burn to death because of God's evil spirit | 1,000 | 2,000 | jg (8-9) |
| Judges | 11 | The Ammonite massacre | 0 | 20,000 | jg (11-11) |
| Judges | 11 | Jephthah's daughter | 1 | 1 | jg (11-11) |
| Judges | 12 | 42,000 killed for failing the | 0 | 42,000 | jg (12-12) |
| Judges | 13 | The spirit of the Lord came upon Samson and he murdered thirty men for their clothes | 30 | 30 | jg (13-14) |
| Judges | 15 | The spirit of the Lord came upon Samson and he killed 1000 men with the jawbone of an ass | 1,000 | 1,000 | jg (15-15) |
| Judges | 16 | Samson killed 3000 in a suicide terrorist attack | 3,000 | 3,000 | jg (16-16) |
| Judges | 20 | A holy civil war (It had something to do with rotting, concubine body-part messages) | 65,100 | 65,100 | jg (20-20) |
| Judges | 21 | The end of Judges: Two genocides and 200 stolen virgins | 0 | 4,000 | jg (21-21) |
| 1 Samuel | 2 | God killed Eli's sons and 34,000 Israelite soldiers | 34,002 | 34,002 | 1sam (2-4) |
| 1 Samuel | 5 | God smote them with hemorrhoids in their secret parts | 0 | 3,000 | 1sam (5-5) |
| 1 Samuel | 6 | 50,070 killed for looking into the ark of the Lord | 50,070 | 50,070 | 1sam (6-6) |
| 1 Samuel | 7 | The Lord thundered great thunder upon the Philistines | 0 | 1,000 | 1sam (7-7) |
| 1 Samuel | 11 | Another Ammonite massacre (and another God-inspired body part message) | 0 | 100 | 1sam (11-11) |
| 1 Samuel | 14 | Jonathan's very first slaughter (not counting the one before) | 20 | 20 | 1sam (14-14) |
| 1 Samuel | 14 | God forces the Philistines to kill each other | 0 | 1,000 | 1sam (14-14) |
| 1 Samuel | 15 | The Amalekite genocide | 0 | 10,000 | 1sam (15-15) |
| 1 Samuel | 15 | Samuel hacks Agag to pieces before the Lord | 1 | 1 | 1sam (15-15) |
| 1 Samuel | 15 | In the Valley of Elah: Goliath | 1 | 1 | 1sam (15-21) |
| 1 Samuel | 18 | David buys a wife with 200 Philistines foreskins | 200 | 200 | 1sam (18-18) |
| 1 Samuel | 23 | The Lord said to David, Go and smite the Philistines | 0 | 10 | 1sam (23-23) |
| 1 Samuel | 24 | God killed Nabal (and David got his wife and other stuff) | 1 | 1 | 1sam (24-25) |
| 1 Samuel | 26 | David commits random acts of genocide for the Philistines | 0 | 60,000 | 1sam (26-27) |
| 1 Samuel | 30 | David spends the day killing Amalekites | 0 | 1,000 | 1sam (30-30) |
| 1 Samuel | 31 | God killed Saul (and his sons and soldiers) for not killing all the Amalekites | 4 | 100 | 1sam (31-31) |
| 2 Samuel | 1 | David killed the messenger | 1 | 1 | 2sam (1-1) |
| 2 Samuel | 4 | David killed Rechab and Baanah, cut off their hands and feet, and hung their bodies over the pool | 2 | 2 | 2sam (4-4) |
| 2 Samuel | 5 | God helps David smite the Philistines from the front and the rear | 0 | 2,000 | 2sam (5-5) |
| 2 Samuel | 6 | God killed Uzzah for trying to keep the ark from falling | 1 | 1 | 2sam (6-6) |
| 2 Samuel | 8 | David killed two thirds of the Moabite POWs and enslaved the rest | 0 | 667 | 2sam (8-8) |
| 2 Samuel | 8 | The Lord gave David victory wherever he went | 66,850 | 66,850 | 2sam (8-10) |
| 2 Samuel | 8 | David killed every male in Edom | 25,000 | 25,000 | 2sam (8-8) |
| 2 Samuel | 11 | God slowly kills a baby | 1 | 1 | 2sam (11-12) |
| 2 Samuel | 11 | Thus did David unto all the children of Ammon | 0 | 1,000 | 2sam (11-12) |
| 2 Samuel | 21 | Famine and human sacrifice: Seven sons of Saul are hung up before the Lord | 7 | 3,000 | 2sam (21-21) |
| 2 Samuel | 23 | David's mighty men and their amazing killings | 1,403 | 3,400 | 2sam (23-23) |
| 2 Samuel | 24 | God killed 70,000 because David had a census that God (or Satan) told him to do | 70,000 | 70,000 | 2sam (24-24) |
| 1 Kings | 2 | Solomon carried out the deathbed wish of David by having Joab and Shimei murdered | 2 | 2 | 1kg (2-2) |
| 1 Kings | 13 | A tale of two prophets | 1 | 1 | 1kg (13-13) |
| 1 Kings | 14 | Jeroboam's son: God kills another child | 1 | 1 | 1kg (14-14) |
| 1 Kings | 14 | Jeroboam's family | 0 | 10 | 1kg (14-15) |
| 1 Kings | 16 | Baasha's family and friends | 0 | 20 | 1kg (16-16) |
| 1 Kings | 16 | Zimri burns to death | 1 | 1 | 1kg (16-16) |
| 1 Kings | 16 | God kills Hiel's sons | 2 | 2 | 1kg (16-16) |
| 1 Kings | 17 | The drought of Elijah | 0 | 30,000 | 1kg (17-18) |
| 1 Kings | 18 | Elijah kills 450 religious leaders in a prayer contest | 450 | 450 | 1kg (18-18) |
| 1 Kings | 20 | The first God-assisted slaughter of the Syrians | 0 | 10,000 | 1kg (20-20) |
| 1 Kings | 20 | God killed 100,000 Syrians for calling him a God of the hills | 100,000 | 100,000 | 1kg (20-20) |
| 1 Kings | 20 | God killed 27,000 Syrians with a falling wall | 27,000 | 27,000 | 1kg (20-20) |
| 1 Kings | 20 | God sent a lion to kill a man for not smiting a prophet | 1 | 1 | 1kg (20-20) |
| 1 Kings | 20 | God killed Ahab for not killing a captured king | 1 | 1 | 1kg (20-22) |
| 2 Kings | 1 | God killed king Ahaziah (of Israel) for asking the wrong god | 1 | 1 | 2kg (1-1) |
| 2 Kings | 1 | God burned 102 men to death for asking Elijah to come down from his hill | 102 | 102 | 2kg (1-1) |
| 2 Kings | 2 | God sent two bears to rip apart 42 little children for making fun of Elisha's bald head | 42 | 42 | 2kg (2-2) |
| 2 Kings | 3 | The Lord delivered the Moabites | 0 | 5,000 | 2kg (3-3) |
| 2 Kings | 6 | A skeptic is trampled to death | 1 | 1 | 2kg (6-7) |
| 2 Kings | 8 | God's seven year famine | 0 | 7,000 | 2kg (8-8) |
| 2 Kings | 9 | Jezebel | 1 | 1 | 2kg (9-9) |
| 2 Kings | 9 | Jehoram of Israel | 1 | 1 | 2kg (9-9) |
| 2 Kings | 9 | Ahab's hometown family, friends, and priests | 0 | 20 | 2kg (9-10) |
| 2 Kings | 9 | Jehu killed 42 of Ahaziah's family | 42 | 42 | 2kg (9-22) |
| 2 Kings | 10 | Ahab's sons: 70 heads in two heaps | 70 | 70 | 2kg (10-10) |
| 2 Kings | 10 | Jehu and his partner show their zeal for the Lord by killing the rest of Ahab's family | 0 | 20 | 2kg (10-10) |
| 2 Kings | 10 | Jehu assembled the followers of Baal and then slaughtered them all | 0 | 1,000 | 2kg (10-10) |
| 2 Kings | 11 | The priest of Baal and Queen Athaliah | 2 | 2 | 2kg (11-11) |
| 2 Kings | 17 | God sent lions to eat those that didn't fear him enough | 0 | 10 | 2kg (17-17) |
| 2 Kings | 18 | God caused King Sennacherib to be killed by his sons | 2 | 2 | 2kg (18-19) |
| 2 Kings | 19 | An angel killed 185,000 sleeping soldiers, | 185,000 | 185,000 | 2kg (19-19) |
| 2 Kings | 23 | Josiah killed all the priests of the high places | 0 | 100 | 2kg (23-23) |
| 1 Chronicles | 5 | Just another Holy War | 0 | 50,000 | 1chr (5-5) |
| 2 Chronicles | 13 | God killed a half-million Israelite soldiers. | 500,000 | 500,000 | 2chr (13-13) |
| 2 Chronicles | 13 | Jeroboam | 1 | 1 | 2chr (13-13) |
| 2 Chronicles | 14 | God killed one million Ethiopians | 1,000,000 | 1,000,000 | 2chr (14-14) |
| 2 Chronicles | 20 | Friendly Fire: God forced a great multitude to kill each other | 0 | 30,000 | 2chr (20-20) |
| 2 Chronicles | 21 | God killed Jehoram's sons | 0 | 3 | 2chr (21-22) |
| 2 Chronicles | 21 | God made Jehoram's bowels fall out | 1 | 1 | 2chr (21-21) |
| 2 Chronicles | 22 | Ahaziah (of Judah) | 1 | 1 | 2chr (22-22) |
| 2 Chronicles | 24 | Joash, the princes, and the army of Judah | 0 | 10,000 | 2chr (24-24) |
| 2 Chronicles | 25 | God destroys Amaziah | 1 | 1,000 | 2chr (25-25) |
| 2 Chronicles | 28 | God killed 120,000 valiant men for forsaking him | 120,000 | 120,000 | 2chr (28-28) |
| 2 Chronicles | 28 | God smote Ahaz with the king of Syria | 1 | 10,000 | 2chr (28-28) |
| 2 Chronicles | 36 | The Fall of Jerusalem | 0 | 10,000 | 2chr (36-36) |
| Esther | 2 | The Purim killings | 75,813 | 75,813 | est (2-9) |
| Job | 1 | God and-or Satan kill Job's children, servants, and animals | 10 | 60 | job (1-1) |
| Jeremiah | 28 | Hananiah | 1 | 1 | jer (28-28) |
| Ezekiel | 11 | Pelatiah | 1 | 1 | ezek (11-11) |
| Ezekiel | 24 | Ezekiel's wife | 1 | 1 | ezek (24-24) |
| Acts | 5 | Ananias and Sapphira | 2 | 2 | acts (5-5) |
| Acts | 12 | Herod Aggripa | 1 | 1 | acts (12-12) |
| Romans | 8 | Jesus | 1 | 1 | rom (8-32) |
| 1 Machabees | 2 | Mathathias's double murder | 2 | 2 | 1mac (2-2) |
| 1 Machabees | 2 | Mathathias and his friends slay the wicked sinners, circumcise the the uncircumcised, and yield not the horn to the sinner | 0 | 100 | 1mac (2-2) |
| 1 Machabees | 3 | Judas and his unarmed men kill 3000 of Gorgias's soldiers | 3,000 | 3,000 | 1mac (3-4) |
| 1 Machabees | 3 | God helps Judas Machabeus destroy the wicked | 800 | 4,900 | 1mac (3-3) |
| 1 Machabees | 4 | The Hanukkah killings | 5,000 | 17,000 | 1mac (4-5) |
| 1 Machabees | 4 | God killed Andronichus (that sacrilegious wretch) | 1 | 1 | 1mac (4-4) |
| 1 Machabees | 5 | The Machabees brothers slaughter the heathens | 11,000 | 37,000 | 1mac (5-5) |
| 1 Machabees | 9 | Jonathan and Simon destroy the wicked out of Israel | 1,000 | 1,200 | 1mac (9-9) |
| 1 Machabees | 11 | Aliens at Cades | 3,000 | 3,000 | 1mac (11-11) |
| 1 Machabees | 16 | John burns to death 2000 in the tower of Azotus | 2,000 | 2,000 | 1mac (16-16) |
| 2 Machabees | 4 | A Jewish mob kills Lysimachus, the sacrilegious fellow | 1 | 1 | 2mac (4-4) |
| 2 Machabees | 8 | Nicanor's Army: The Almighty being their helper, they slew above nine thousand men | 149,000 | 149,000 | 2mac (8-8) |
| 2 Machabees | 9 | God killed Antiochus with an incurable bowel disease | 1 | 1 | 2mac (9-9) |
| 2 Machabees | 10 | Five heavenly horsemen cast darts and fireballs at the enemy | 21,103 | 21,400 | 2mac (10-10) |
| 2 Machabees | 10 | Idumeans, traitors, and Jews in two towers | 40,000 | 40,100 | 2mac (10-10) |
| 2 Machabees | 15 | Nicanor's head: A manifest sign of the help of God | 35,000 | 35,000 | 2mac (15-15) |
| Additions to the Book of Daniel | 13 | Oh! Susanna | 2 | 2 | daniel (13-13) |
| Judith | 8 | Judith is blessed among all women (for cutting off a sleeping man's head) | 1 | 1 | judith (8-13) |
| Judith | 13 | The Judith massacre: hang ye up this head upon our walls | 0 | 1,000 | judith (13-15) |
| Wisdom | 12 | God sent wasps to slowly kill people | 0 | 1,000 | wisdom (12-12) |
| | Totals | 2,765,346 | 25,370,840 | |
| Killing Event | Reference | Bible's Number | Estimate |
|---|
| 1 | The Flood of Noah: All flesh died that moved upon the earth | gen (6-8) | 0 | 20,000,000 |
| 2 | Abraham's war to rescue Lot | gen (13-14) | 0 | 1,000 |
| 3 | Sodom and Gomorrah | gen (18-19) | 2 | 2,000 |
| 4 | Remember Lot's wife (Forget Jesus) | gen (19-19) | 1 | 1 |
| 5 | The Dinah and Shechem Massacre | gen (34-34) | 2 | 1,000 |
| 6 | Er was wicked in the sight of the Lord (so the Lord slew him) | gen (38-38) | 1 | 1 |
| 7 | Onan spilled it on the ground (so the Lord slew him too) | gen (38-38) | 1 | 1 |
| 8 | God's seven-year, world-wide famine | gen (41-41) | 0 | 70,000 |
| 9 | There will be blood: The First Plague of Egypt | ex (7-7) | 0 | 10,000 |
| 10 | The seventh plague of Egypt: Hail shall come down upon them and they shall die. | ex (9-9) | 0 | 300,000 |
| 11 | The Lord smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt | ex (12-12) | 2 | 500,000 |
| 12 | The Lord took off their chariot wheels | ex (12-14) | 600 | 5,000 |
| 13 | The Lord will have war with Amalek from generation to generation | ex (17-17) | 0 | 1,000 |
| 14 | Who is on the Lord's side: Forcing friends and family to kill each other | ex (32-32) | 0 | 3,000 |
| 15 | The Lord plagued the people because of the calf that Aaron made | ex (32-32) | 0 | 1,000 |
| 16 | God burned Aaron's sons to death for offering | lev (10-10) | 2 | 2 |
| 17 | A blasphemer is stoned to death | lev (24-24) | 1 | 1 |
| 18 | While the flesh was still between their teeth, the Lord smote them with a very great plague | num (11-11) | 0 | 10,000 |
| 19 | When the people complained, God burned them to death | num (11-11) | 0 | 100 |
| 20 | Ten scouts are killed for their honest report | num (13-14) | 0 | 10 |
| 21 | Sticks and stones: A man gathering sticks on the Sabbath day is stoned to death | num (15-15) | 1 | 1 |
| 22 | Korah and his companions are buried alive (along with their families) | num (16-16) | 3 | 9 |
| 23 | God burned 250 people to death for burning incense | num (16-16) | 250 | 250 |
| 24 | God killed 14,700 for complaining about God's killings | num (16-16) | 14,700 | 14,700 |
| 25 | The massacre of the Aradites | num (21-21) | 0 | 3,000 |
| 26 | God sent fiery serpents to bite the people for complaining about the lack of food and water | num (21-21) | 0 | 100 |
| 27 | Phinehas's double murder: A killing to end God's killing | num (25-25) | 2 | 24,002 |
| 28 | The Midianite massacre: Have you saved all the women alive? | num (31-31) | 0 | 200,000 |
| 29 | God the giant killer | dt (2-2) | 0 | 5,000 |
| 30 | God hardens king Sihon's heart so that all his people can be killed | dt (2-2) | 1 | 5,000 |
| 31 | God slowly killed the Israelite army | dt (2-2) | 0 | 300,000 |
| 32 | Og and all the men, women, and children in 60 cities | dt (3-21) | 1 | 60,000 |
| 33 | The Jericho Massacre | jos (6-6) | 2 | 1,000 |
| 34 | Achan and his family are stoned and burned to death | jos (7-7) | 1 | 5 |
| 35 | The Ai Massacre | jos (8-8) | 12,000 | 12,000 |
| 36 | Five kings are killed and hung on trees | jos (10-10) | 5 | 10,000 |
| 37 | Joshua utterly destroyed all that breathed as the Lord God commanded | jos (10-10) | 0 | 700,000 |
| 38 | God stops the sun so that Joshua can get his killing done in the daylight | jos (10-10) | 0 | 5,000 |
| 39 | The genocide of the surrounding kingdoms: There was not left any left to breathe | jos (11-11) | 1 | 15,000 |
| 40 | The Anakim: Some more giant killing | jos (11-11) | 0 | 5,000 |
| 41 | Five massacres, a wedding, and some God-proof iron chariots | jg (1-1) | 0 | 5,000 |
| 42 | The Jerusalem massacre | jg (1-1) | 0 | 1,000 |
| 43 | The Lord delivered the Canaanites and the Perizzites | jg (1-1) | 10,000 | 10,000 |
| 44 | The Lord delivered Chushanrishathaim | jg (3-3) | 0 | 1,000 |
| 45 | Ehud delivers a message from God | jg (3-3) | 1 | 1 |
| 46 | God delivers 10,000 lusty Moabites | jg (3-3) | 10,000 | 10,000 |
| 47 | Shamgar killed 600 Philistines with an ox goad | jg (3-3) | 600 | 600 |
| 48 | Barak and God massacre the Canaanites | jg (4-4) | 1 | 1,000 |
| 49 | Jael pounds a tent stake through a sleeping man's skull | jg (4-5) | 1 | 1 |
| 50 | Gideon's Story: The Lord set every man's sword against his fellow | jg (6-8) | 120,000 | 120,000 |
| 51 | A city is massacred and 1000 burn to death because of God's evil spirit | jg (8-9) | 1,000 | 2,000 |
| 52 | The Ammonite massacre | jg (11-11) | 0 | 20,000 |
| 53 | Jephthah's daughter | jg (11-11) | 1 | 1 |
| 54 | 42,000 killed for failing the | jg (12-12) | 0 | 42,000 |
| 55 | The spirit of the Lord came upon Samson and he murdered thirty men for their clothes | jg (13-14) | 30 | 30 |
| 56 | The spirit of the Lord came upon Samson and he killed 1000 men with the jawbone of an ass | jg (15-15) | 1,000 | 1,000 |
| 57 | Samson killed 3000 in a suicide terrorist attack | jg (16-16) | 3,000 | 3,000 |
| 58 | A holy civil war (It had something to do with rotting, concubine body-part messages) | jg (20-20) | 65,100 | 65,100 |
| 59 | The end of Judges: Two genocides and 200 stolen virgins | jg (21-21) | 0 | 4,000 |
| 60 | God killed Eli's sons and 34,000 Israelite soldiers | 1sam (2-4) | 34,002 | 34,002 |
| 61 | God smote them with hemorrhoids in their secret parts | 1sam (5-5) | 0 | 3,000 |
| 62 | 50,070 killed for looking into the ark of the Lord | 1sam (6-6) | 50,070 | 50,070 |
| 63 | The Lord thundered great thunder upon the Philistines | 1sam (7-7) | 0 | 1,000 |
| 64 | Another Ammonite massacre (and another God-inspired body part message) | 1sam (11-11) | 0 | 100 |
| 65 | Jonathan's very first slaughter (not counting the one before) | 1sam (14-14) | 20 | 20 |
| 66 | God forces the Philistines to kill each other | 1sam (14-14) | 0 | 1,000 |
| 67 | The Amalekite genocide | 1sam (15-15) | 0 | 10,000 |
| 68 | Samuel hacks Agag to pieces before the Lord | 1sam (15-15) | 1 | 1 |
| 69 | In the Valley of Elah: Goliath | 1sam (15-21) | 1 | 1 |
| 70 | David buys a wife with 200 Philistines foreskins | 1sam (18-18) | 200 | 200 |
| 71 | The Lord said to David, Go and smite the Philistines | 1sam (23-23) | 0 | 10 |
| 72 | God killed Nabal (and David got his wife and other stuff) | 1sam (24-25) | 1 | 1 |
| 73 | David commits random acts of genocide for the Philistines | 1sam (26-27) | 0 | 60,000 |
| 74 | David spends the day killing Amalekites | 1sam (30-30) | 0 | 1,000 |
| 75 | God killed Saul (and his sons and soldiers) for not killing all the Amalekites | 1sam (31-31) | 4 | 100 |
| 76 | David killed the messenger | 2sam (1-1) | 1 | 1 |
| 77 | David killed Rechab and Baanah, cut off their hands and feet, and hung their bodies over the pool | 2sam (4-4) | 2 | 2 |
| 78 | God helps David smite the Philistines from the front and the rear | 2sam (5-5) | 0 | 2,000 |
| 79 | God killed Uzzah for trying to keep the ark from falling | 2sam (6-6) | 1 | 1 |
| 80 | David killed two thirds of the Moabite POWs and enslaved the rest | 2sam (8-8) | 0 | 667 |
| 81 | The Lord gave David victory wherever he went | 2sam (8-10) | 66,850 | 66,850 |
| 82 | David killed every male in Edom | 2sam (8-8) | 25,000 | 25,000 |
| 83 | God slowly kills a baby | 2sam (11-12) | 1 | 1 |
| 84 | Thus did David unto all the children of Ammon | 2sam (11-12) | 0 | 1,000 |
| 85 | Famine and human sacrifice: Seven sons of Saul are hung up before the Lord | 2sam (21-21) | 7 | 3,000 |
| 86 | David's mighty men and their amazing killings | 2sam (23-23) | 1,403 | 3,400 |
| 87 | God killed 70,000 because David had a census that God (or Satan) told him to do | 2sam (24-24) | 70,000 | 70,000 |
| 88 | Solomon carried out the deathbed wish of David by having Joab and Shimei murdered | 1kg (2-2) | 2 | 2 |
| 89 | A tale of two prophets | 1kg (13-13) | 1 | 1 |
| 90 | Jeroboam's son: God kills another child | 1kg (14-14) | 1 | 1 |
| 91 | Jeroboam's family | 1kg (14-15) | 0 | 10 |
| 92 | Baasha's family and friends | 1kg (16-16) | 0 | 20 |
| 93 | Zimri burns to death | 1kg (16-16) | 1 | 1 |
| 94 | God kills Hiel's sons | 1kg (16-16) | 2 | 2 |
| 95 | The drought of Elijah | 1kg (17-18) | 0 | 30,000 |
| 96 | Elijah kills 450 religious leaders in a prayer contest | 1kg (18-18) | 450 | 450 |
| 97 | The first God-assisted slaughter of the Syrians | 1kg (20-20) | 0 | 10,000 |
| 98 | God killed 100,000 Syrians for calling him a God of the hills | 1kg (20-20) | 100,000 | 100,000 |
| 99 | God killed 27,000 Syrians with a falling wall | 1kg (20-20) | 27,000 | 27,000 |
| 100 | God sent a lion to kill a man for not smiting a prophet | 1kg (20-20) | 1 | 1 |
| 101 | God killed Ahab for not killing a captured king | 1kg (20-22) | 1 | 1 |
| 102 | God killed king Ahaziah (of Israel) for asking the wrong god | 2kg (1-1) | 1 | 1 |
| 103 | God burned 102 men to death for asking Elijah to come down from his hill | 2kg (1-1) | 102 | 102 |
| 104 | God sent two bears to rip apart 42 little children for making fun of Elisha's bald head | 2kg (2-2) | 42 | 42 |
| 105 | The Lord delivered the Moabites | 2kg (3-3) | 0 | 5,000 |
| 106 | A skeptic is trampled to death | 2kg (6-7) | 1 | 1 |
| 107 | God's seven year famine | 2kg (8-8) | 0 | 7,000 |
| 108 | Jezebel | 2kg (9-9) | 1 | 1 |
| 109 | Jehoram of Israel | 2kg (9-9) | 1 | 1 |
| 110 | Ahab's hometown family, friends, and priests | 2kg (9-10) | 0 | 20 |
| 111 | Jehu killed 42 of Ahaziah's family | 2kg (9-22) | 42 | 42 |
| 112 | Ahab's sons: 70 heads in two heaps | 2kg (10-10) | 70 | 70 |
| 113 | Jehu and his partner show their zeal for the Lord by killing the rest of Ahab's family | 2kg (10-10) | 0 | 20 |
| 114 | Jehu assembled the followers of Baal and then slaughtered them all | 2kg (10-10) | 0 | 1,000 |
| 115 | The priest of Baal and Queen Athaliah | 2kg (11-11) | 2 | 2 |
| 116 | God sent lions to eat those that didn't fear him enough | 2kg (17-17) | 0 | 10 |
| 117 | God caused King Sennacherib to be killed by his sons | 2kg (18-19) | 2 | 2 |
| 118 | An angel killed 185,000 sleeping soldiers, | 2kg (19-19) | 185,000 | 185,000 |
| 119 | Josiah killed all the priests of the high places | 2kg (23-23) | 0 | 100 |
| 120 | Just another Holy War | 1chr (5-5) | 0 | 50,000 |
| 121 | God killed a half-million Israelite soldiers. | 2chr (13-13) | 500,000 | 500,000 |
| 122 | Jeroboam | 2chr (13-13) | 1 | 1 |
| 123 | God killed one million Ethiopians | 2chr (14-14) | 1,000,000 | 1,000,000 |
| 124 | Friendly Fire: God forced a great multitude to kill each other | 2chr (20-20) | 0 | 30,000 |
| 125 | God killed Jehoram's sons | 2chr (21-22) | 0 | 3 |
| 126 | God made Jehoram's bowels fall out | 2chr (21-21) | 1 | 1 |
| 127 | Ahaziah (of Judah) | 2chr (22-22) | 1 | 1 |
| 128 | Joash, the princes, and the army of Judah | 2chr (24-24) | 0 | 10,000 |
| 129 | God destroys Amaziah | 2chr (25-25) | 1 | 1,000 |
| 130 | God killed 120,000 valiant men for forsaking him | 2chr (28-28) | 120,000 | 120,000 |
| 131 | God smote Ahaz with the king of Syria | 2chr (28-28) | 1 | 10,000 |
| 132 | The Fall of Jerusalem | 2chr (36-36) | 0 | 10,000 |
| 133 | The Purim killings | est (2-9) | 75,813 | 75,813 |
| 134 | God and-or Satan kill Job's children, servants, and animals | job (1-1) | 10 | 60 |
| 135 | Hananiah | jer (28-28) | 1 | 1 |
| 136 | Pelatiah | ezek (11-11) | 1 | 1 |
| 137 | Ezekiel's wife | ezek (24-24) | 1 | 1 |
| 138 | Ananias and Sapphira | acts (5-5) | 2 | 2 |
| 139 | Herod Aggripa | acts (12-12) | 1 | 1 |
| 140 | Jesus | rom (8-32) | 1 | 1 |
| 141 | Mathathias's double murder | 1mac (2-2) | 2 | 2 |
| 142 | Mathathias and his friends slay the wicked sinners, circumcise the the uncircumcised, and yield not the horn to the sinner | 1mac (2-2) | 0 | 100 |
| 143 | Judas and his unarmed men kill 3000 of Gorgias's soldiers | 1mac (3-4) | 3,000 | 3,000 |
| 144 | God helps Judas Machabeus destroy the wicked | 1mac (3-3) | 800 | 4,900 |
| 145 | The Hanukkah killings | 1mac (4-5) | 5,000 | 17,000 |
| 146 | God killed Andronichus (that sacrilegious wretch) | 1mac (4-4) | 1 | 1 |
| 147 | The Machabees brothers slaughter the heathens | 1mac (5-5) | 11,000 | 37,000 |
| 148 | Jonathan and Simon destroy the wicked out of Israel | 1mac (9-9) | 1,000 | 1,200 |
| 149 | Aliens at Cades | 1mac (11-11) | 3,000 | 3,000 |
| 150 | John burns to death 2000 in the tower of Azotus | 1mac (16-16) | 2,000 | 2,000 |
| 151 | A Jewish mob kills Lysimachus, the sacrilegious fellow | 2mac (4-4) | 1 | 1 |
| 152 | Nicanor's Army: The Almighty being their helper, they slew above nine thousand men | 2mac (8-8) | 149,000 | 149,000 |
| 153 | God killed Antiochus with an incurable bowel disease | 2mac (9-9) | 1 | 1 |
| 154 | Five heavenly horsemen cast darts and fireballs at the enemy | 2mac (10-10) | 21,103 | 21,400 |
| 155 | Idumeans, traitors, and Jews in two towers | 2mac (10-10) | 40,000 | 40,100 |
| 156 | Nicanor's head: A manifest sign of the help of God | 2mac (15-15) | 35,000 | 35,000 |
| 157 | Oh! Susanna | daniel (13-13) | 2 | 2 |
| 158 | Judith is blessed among all women (for cutting off a sleeping man's head) | judith (8-13) | 1 | 1 |
| 159 | The Judith massacre: hang ye up this head upon our walls | judith (13-15) | 0 | 1,000 |
| 160 | God sent wasps to slowly kill people | wisdom (12-12) | 0 | 1,000 |
