2 Kings Trivia:

2 Kings 8

God's seven-year famine
8:1-6

8:1 Then spake Elisha unto the woman, whose son he had restored to life, saying, Arise, and go thou and thine household, and sojourn wheresoever thou canst sojourn: for the LORD hath called for a famine; and it shall also come upon the land seven years.

Elish said to the woman whose son he had raised from the dead [1],
Get up and go somewhere else.

God is going to send a seven-year famine. [2]

8:2 And the woman arose, and did after the saying of the man of God: and she went with her household, and sojourned in the land of the Philistines seven years.

So the woman and her family went to the land of the Philistines for seven years.

8:3 And it came to pass at the seven years' end, that the woman returned out of the land of the Philistines: and she went forth to cry unto the king for her house and for her land.

When the seven-year famine was over, the woman returned and asked the king to return her land.

8:4 And the king talked with Gehazi the servant of the man of God, saying, Tell me, I pray thee, all the great things that Elisha hath done.

The king said to Elisha's servant Gehazi [3],
Tell me all the great things Elisha has done.

8:5 And it came to pass, as he was telling the king how he had restored a dead body to life, that, behold, the woman, whose son he had restored to life, cried to the king for her house and for her land. And Gehazi said, My lord, O king, this is the woman, and this is her son, whom Elisha restored to life.

So Gehazi told the king the story about the woman's son whom Elisha raised from the dead.

8:6 And when the king asked the woman, she told him. So the king appointed unto her a certain officer, saying, Restore all that was hers, and all the fruits of the field since the day that she left the land, even until now.

After the king heard the story, he said,
Give the woman the land that she used to own.
Elisha lies to Hazael
8:7-13

8:7 And Elisha came to Damascus; and Benhadad the king of Syria was sick; and it was told him, saying, The man of God is come hither.

8:8 And the king said unto Hazael, Take a present in thine hand, and go, meet the man of God, and enquire of the LORD by him, saying, Shall I recover of this disease?

Benhadad, the king of Syria, was sick.

He said to Hazael,

Take a present to Elisha and ask him to ask God if I will get better.

8:9 So Hazael went to meet him, and took a present with him, even of every good thing of Damascus, forty camels' burden, and came and stood before him, and said, Thy son Benhadad king of Syria hath sent me to thee, saying, Shall I recover of this disease?

So Hazael went to meet Elisha with 40 camel loads of gifts.

When he found him, he said to him,

Benhadad, the king of Syria, sent me to ask you if he'd recover from his disease.

8:10 And Elisha said unto him, Go, say unto him, Thou mayest certainly recover: howbeit the LORD hath shewed me that he shall surely die.

Elisha said,
Tell him he will certainly recover.
(God had previously told Elisha that Benhadad would die.) [4]

8:11 And he settled his countenance stedfastly, until he was ashamed: and the man of God wept.

Then Elisha began to cry.

8:12 And Hazael said, Why weepeth my lord? And he answered, Because I know the evil that thou wilt do unto the children of Israel: their strong holds wilt thou set on fire, and their young men wilt thou slay with the sword, and wilt dash their children, and rip up their women with child.

Hazael said,
Why are you crying?
Elisha said,
Because I know what you're going to do to the Israelites.

You'll burn their cities, kill their young men, smash their children, and rip up their pregnant women.

Hazael smothers King Benhadad
8:14-15

8:13 And Hazael said, But what, is thy servant a dog, that he should do this great thing? And Elisha answered, The LORD hath shewed me that thou shalt be king over Syria.

Hazael said,
Are calling me a dog?
Elisha said,
God told me that you will be king of Syria.

8:14 So he departed from Elisha, and came to his master; who said to him, What said Elisha to thee? And he answered, He told me that thou shouldest surely recover.

Hazael returned to Benhadad and said to him,
Elisha said you'll recover.

8:15 And it came to pass on the morrow, that he took a thick cloth, and dipped it in water, and spread it on his face, so that he died: and Hazael reigned in his stead.

Then Hazael took a thick cloth, dipped it in water, and smothered King Benhadad. [5]
Jehoram of Judah
8:16-24, 2 Chr 21:1-20

8:16 And in the fifth year of Joram the son of Ahab king of Israel, Jehoshaphat being then king of Judah, Jehoram the son of Jehoshaphat king of Judah began to reign.

8:17 Thirty and two years old was he when he began to reign; and he reigned eight years in Jerusalem.

Jehoram became the king of Judah while his father, Jehoshaphat, was still king. [6]

8:18 And he walked in the way of the kings of Israel, as did the house of Ahab: for the daughter of Ahab was his wife: and he did evil in the sight of the LORD.

Jehoram's wife was Ahab's daughter, so he did evil in God's sight.

8:19 Yet the LORD would not destroy Judah for David his servant's sake, as he promised him to give him alway a light, and to his children.

8:20 In his days Edom revolted from under the hand of Judah, and made a king over themselves.

8:21 So Joram went over to Zair, and all the chariots with him: and he rose by night, and smote the Edomites which compassed him about, and the captains of the chariots: and the people fled into their tents.

But God didn't destroy Judah for David's sake.

8:22 Yet Edom revolted from under the hand of Judah unto this day. Then Libnah revolted at the same time.

Edom revolted against Judah, and they are still revolting today. [7]

8:23 And the rest of the acts of Joram, and all that he did, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah?

8:24 And Joram slept with his fathers, and was buried with his fathers in the city of David: and Ahaziah his son reigned in his stead.

You can read about the rest of the acts of Joram in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah.
Ahaziah of Judah
8:25-29, 2 Chr 22:1-9

8:25 In the twelfth year of Joram the son of Ahab king of Israel did Ahaziah the son of Jehoram king of Judah begin to reign.

Ahaziah, the son of Jehoram, became king of Judah in the twelfth year of king Joram of Israel. [8]

8:26 Two and twenty years old was Ahaziah when he began to reign; and he reigned one year in Jerusalem. And his mother's name was Athaliah, the daughter of Omri king of Israel.

He was 22 years old when he began to reign. [9]

8:27 And he walked in the way of the house of Ahab, and did evil in the sight of the LORD, as did the house of Ahab: for he was the son in law of the house of Ahab.

8:28 And he went with Joram the son of Ahab to the war against Hazael king of Syria in Ramothgilead; and the Syrians wounded Joram.

8:29 And king Joram went back to be healed in Jezreel of the wounds which the Syrians had given him at Ramah, when he fought against Hazael king of Syria. And Ahaziah the son of Jehoram king of Judah went down to see Joram the son of Ahab in Jezreel, because he was sick.

And he walked like those in Ahab's family, doing evil in God's sight.

(Because he was the son of a son in law of Ahab.)