If there shall come into it any unclean thing, my glory shall not be there; and my presence shall not come into it. 94:9

Trivia: Three years before his death, Adam gave his last blessing. Where did that occur?

Jared Carter should go to the eastern countries
Absurdity Boring Stuff 79:1-4

1 Verily I say unto you, that it is my will that my servant Jared Carter should go again into the eastern countries, from place to place, and from city to city, in the power of the ordination wherewith he has been ordained, proclaiming glad tidings of great joy, even the everlasting gospel.

Jared Carter should go again into the eastern countries, from place to place.

2 And I will send upon him the Comforter, which shall teach him the truth and the way whither he shall go;

The Comforter will tell him where to go.

3 And inasmuch as he is faithful, I will crown him again with sheaves.

If he's faithful, I'll crown him with sheaves.

4 Wherefore, let your heart be glad, my servant Jared Carter, and fear not, saith your Lord, even Jesus Christ. Amen.

Amen.

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