That I may proceed to bring to pass my act, my strange act, and perform my work, my strange work, that men may discern between the righteous and the wicked, saith your God. 101:95

Trivia: What man in the Doctrine and Covenants is said to be a perfect man who looked just like his father - so much so, in fact, that they could only be distinguished by their age?

The Doctrine & Covenants

SECTION 47

Revelation given through Joseph Smith at Kirtland, Ohio, March 8, 1831.

I'd like John Whitmer to write history
Absurdity Boring Stuff 47:1-4

1 Behold, it is expedient in me that my servant John should write and keep a regular history, and assist you, my servant Joseph, in transcribing all things which shall be given you, until he is called to further duties.

I [God] would like John [Whitmer] to write history.

2 Again, verily I say unto you that he can also lift up his voice in meetings, whenever it shall be expedient.

He can also talk at meetings.

3 And again, I say unto you that it shall be appointed unto him to keep the church record and history continually; for Oliver Cowdery I have appointed to another office.

Oliver Cowdery used to write the history,

but I've given him other duties.

4 Wherefore, it shall be given him, inasmuch as he is faithful, by the Comforter, to write these things. Even so. Amen.

Amen.

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