The Gospel According to Luke
1 A letter to Theophilus (1-4)
An angel announces John the Baptist's birth (5-17)
God strikes Zechariah dumb (for doubting the angel) (18-25)
Gabriel announces Jesus's birth (26-38)
Mary visits Elisabeth (39-45)
The Magnificat (46-55)
Let's call him John (56-66)
Zechariah's prayer (67-80)
The shepherds (That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown) (8-20)
The Circumcision (The Holy Prepuce) (21)
The Presentation (22-24)
The Canticle of Simeon (The Nunc Dimittis) (25-35)
An old woman named Anna (36-38)
Jesus's childhood in Galilee (39-40)
His father's business (41-52)
The imprisonment of John the Baptist (19-20)
The baptism of Jesus (21-22)
The genealogy of Jesus Joseph (23-38)
4 Jesus is tempted by the devil (1-13)
Jesus is rejected in his hometown (they try to throw him off a cliff) (14-30)
A man with an unclean devil (31-37)
Simon's mother-in-law (38-39)
Jesus heals the sick (and tells the devils not to tell anyone who he is) (40-44)
5 Jesus, the master fisherman (he nearly sinks Simon's boats by catching so many fish) (1-9)
Jesus calls his first disciples (10-11)
Jesus cleans a leper (12-16)
A man with palsy (17-26)
The call of Levi (27-28)
Why Jesus and his disciples didn't fast (29-39)
6 The disciples pluck grain on the sabbath (1-5)
A man with a withered hand (6-11)
The twelve apostles (12-16)
Jesus heals those with unclean spirits (17-19)
The beatitudes (20-23)
Woe to the rich and well-respected (24-26)
Love your enemies (27-28)
Turn the other cheek (29)
Give to anyone who asks (30)
The golden rule (31-35)
Be merciful, don't judge (36-42)
Good and bad trees (43-46)
Obey Jesus (build your house on a rock) (47-49)
7 The centurion's servant (1-10)
The widow's son (11-17)
John the Baptist: Should we look for another? (18-23)
John the Baptist is the greatest prophet (24-35)
Simon the Pharisee (36-50)
8 Mary Magdalene (and her seven devils) (1-3)
The parable of the sower (4-8)
The purpose of the parables (to confuse people) (9-10)
Jesus explains the parable of the sower (11-15)
Candles, secrets, haves, and have nots (16-18)
Jesus: Who is my mother? (19-21)
Jesus calms a storm (22-25)
Jesus casts out more devils (and drowns some pigs) (26-39)
Jairus's daughter and a woman with an issue of blood (40-56)
9 The mission of the apostles (1-6)
Herod: Is Jesus the risen John the Baptist? (7-9)
Jesus feeds five thousand men (10-17)
Jesus: Who am I? (Don't tell anyone) (18-21)
Jesus foretells his death and resurrection (22-26)
Some of Jesus's listeners won't die until they see the kingdom of God (22-27)
The Transfiguration (28-36)
Jesus heals a boy possessed by the devil (37-42)
Jesus foretells his death (again) (43-45)
Who's the greatest? (46-48)
Who's for Jesus? (49-50)
Should we burn them like Elijah did? (51-56)
Let the dead bury their dead (to hell with family values) (57-62)
10 The mission of the seventy (1-10)
Jesus condemns entire cities (13-16)
The return of the seventy (Even the devils obey us!) (17-20)
Jesus: Thanks Father for hiding things from the wise (and revealing them to babies) (21-24)
The good Samaritan (25-37)
Martha and Mary (38-42)
11 The Our Father (or The Lord's Prayer) (1-4 For the Lord's Prayer see Mt 6)
Just ask God (and he'll give it to you) (5-13)
Jesus and Beelzebub (14-23)
The return of the unclean spirit (24-26)
Jesus: Don't call my mother blessed (27-28)
This is an evil generation (for seeking a sign) (29-32)
9 When your eye is evil (33-36)
11 Jesus doesn't wash his hands before eating (and then calls people names for noticing) (37-41)
Woe to scribes and Pharisees! (42-54)
12 The yeast of the Pharisees (and there will be no secrets) (1-3)
Whom you should fear (the one who can send you to hell) (4-7)
If you deny Jesus, he'll deny you (fair is fair) (8-9)
The unforgivable sin (blasphemy against the Holy Ghost) (10)
The Holy Ghost will tell you what to say (11-15)
The death of a rich man (16-21)
Don't worry about food, health, or clothes (22-34)
Treasures in heaven (33-34)
The Son of man will come when you least expect it (and he'll cut you into little pieces) (35-48)
Jesus came to divide families (not to bring peace on earth) (49-57)
Jesus's forecast: rain, heat, and the end of the world (54-55)
Some legal advice (58-59)
The figless fig tree (6-9)
Jesus heals a woman on the sabbath (10-17)
A mustard seed (18-19)
Heaven is like yeast (20-21)
Most people go to hell (where there'll be weeping and gnashing of teeth) (22-30)
Jesus: On the third day I'll be perfected (31-35)
14 Jesus heals a man on the sabbath day (1-6)
Don't take the best seat (and other social advice) (7-14)
The great supper (15-24)
Jesus: Hate your family and your life (if you want to be my disciple) (25-33)
Salt is good (34-45)
The lost coin (8-10)
The prodigal son (11-32)
16 The wise, dishonest steward (Make friends with the mammon of unrighteousness) (1-12)
God and mammon (13-15 Mt 6)
Whatever people value is an abomination to God (14-15)
The law and the prophets (were until John the Baptist) (16-17)
Divorce (18)
The rich man and Lazarus (19-31)
17 It's better to drown than offend (1-2)
What to do with someone who trespasses against you (3-4 Mt 18)
A little faith can move big trees (5-6)
Don't pamper your slaves (7-10)
Ten lepers (nine ungrateful ones) (11-19)
The kingdom of God is within you (20-21)
Remember Lot's wife (20-37)
18 The avenging, lazy, unjust judge (1-8)
The Pharisee and the publican (9-14)
Little children (15-17)
The rich young man (18-27)
Abandon your family for Jesus (and you'll get much more and live forever) (28-30)
Jesus foretells his death (for the third time) (31-34)
One blind man (35-43)
19 Zacchaeus and the sycamore tree (1-10)
The cruel, unjust, psycho king (11-27)
Jesus rides into Jerusalem (28-44)
Jesus's temple tantrum (45-48)
20 Jesus stumps the chief priests and elders (1-8)
A parable about a vineyard (9-18)
Pay your taxes (keep state and church separate) (19-26)
There are no marriages in heaven (27-40)
Jesus is not the son of David (41-44)
Beware of scribes (they'll get the worst damnation) (45-47)
The end of the world (again) (5-38)
The Last Supper (7-30)
Peter's promise (and Jesus's prediction) (31-)
Jesus: Sell your clothes to buy a sword (35-38)
Jesus prays on the mount of Olives (while the disciples sleep) (39-46)
Jesus is arrested (47-53)
Jesus is taken to the high priest (54)
Peter denies Jesus three times (before the cock crowed once) (55-62)
Jesus is questioned by the council (63-71)
23 Jesus is questioned by Pontius Pilate (1-7)
Jesus is taken to Herod (8-12)
Pilate tries to release Jesus (13-17)
The people prefer Barabbas to Jesus (18-25)
Jesus is crucified (26-43)
Jesus dies (44-49)
The burial of Jesus (50-56)
24 Jesus rises from the dead (1-12)
The road to Emmaus (13-32)
Jesus appears (and eats fish and honey) (33-49)
Jesus goes to heaven (50-53)
