God's Killings in 2 Kings

    There are 18 killings in 2 Kings, more than any other book of the Bible. The first few are especially interesting. God burned 102 men to death for asking Elijah to come down from his hill; he killed Ahaziah for asking the wrong god; and he sent two bears to kill 42 boys for making fun of a prophets bald head.

    Most of the rest of the killings were done by a man on a mission from God. That man was King Jehu and the mission was to kill "the whole of the house of Ahab," or at least all who "pissed against a wall." The reason was simple: Ahab didn't kill a captured king.

    Jehu started off by killing Ahab's son, Jejoram, and Ahab's wife, Jezebel. Then he had 70 more of Ahab's sons killed, with their heads delivered to him in two baskets. Next, he killed Ahab's hometown family, friends, and priests, Ahaziah's family, and the rest of Ahab's family. And in Jehu's final killing, he assembled the believers of Baal and then slaughtered them all.

    Although there are too many killings in 2 Kings to mention here, there are a couple that deserve special attention: God sent lions to kill those who didn't fear him enough, and an angel killed 185,000 sleeping soldiers, who "when they arose early in the morning, behold, they were all dead men."

    Here's a list of the killings in 2 Kings:

    1. God burned 102 men to death for asking Elijah to come down from his hill
    2. God killed king Ahaziah (of Israel) for asking the wrong god
    3. God sent two bears to rip apart 42 little children for making fun of Elisha's bald head
    4. The Lord delivered the Moabites
    5. A skeptic is trampled to death
    6. God's seven year famine
    7. Jehoram of Israel
    8. Jezebel
    9. Ahab's sons: 70 heads in two heaps
    10. Ahab's hometown family, friends, and priests
    11. Jehu killed 42 of Ahaziah's family
    12. Jehu and his partner show their zeal for the Lord by killing the rest of Ahab's family
    13. Jehu assembled the followers of Baal and then slaughtered them all
    14. The priest of Baal and Queen Athaliah
    15. God sent lions to eat those that didn't fear him enough
    16. An angel killed 185,000 sleeping soldiers,
    17. God caused King Sennacherib to be killed by his sons
    18. Josiah killed all the priests of the high places

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