0 SAQ 27. The Ant 27

When they reached the Valley of the Ants, an ant exclaimed: O ants! Enter your dwellings lest Solomon and his armies crush you, unperceiving. 27:18

Trivia: What bird was missing from Solomon's army?

The greatest losers
AbsurdityInjusticeIntoleranceCruelty 27:1-6

1Ta. Sin. These are revelations of the Qur'an and a Scripture that maketh plain;

Ta. Sin. The Quran makes everything plain.

2 A guidance and good tidings for believers

3 Who establish worship and pay the poor-due and are sure of the Hereafter.

It brings good tidings to believers.

4 Lo! as for those who believe not in the Hereafter, We have made their works fairseeming unto them so that they are all astray.

5Those are they for whom is the worst of punishment, and in the Hereafter they will be the greatest losers.

We [Allah] lead those who do not believe in the hereafter astray by making things work out OK in this life, so that we can torment them forever in the next.

They will get the worst punishment and will be the greatest losers.

6Lo! as for thee (Muhammad), thou verily receivest the Qur'an from the presence of One Wise, Aware.

And you, Muhammad, receive the Quran from someone who is wise and aware.

Moses and the Pharaoh
Absurdity 27:7-14
Cf. 10:75-90, 20:42-78, 26:10-68

7(Remember) when Moses said unto his household: Lo! I spy afar off a fire; I will bring you tidings thence, or bring to you a borrowed flame that ye may warm yourselves.

8 But when he reached it, he was called, saying: Blessed is Whosoever is in the fire and Whosoever is round about it! And Glorified be Allah, the Lord of the Worlds!

9 O Moses! Lo! it is I, Allah, the Mighty, the Wise.

10 And throw down thy staff! But when he saw it writhing as it were a demon, he turned to flee headlong; (but it was said unto him): O Moses! Fear not! the emissaries fear not in My presence,

11 Save him who hath done wrong and afterward hath changed evil for good. And lo! I am Forgiving, Merciful.

Remember when Moses said to his family,

Lo! I see a fire far away.

I'll borrow it so you can warm yourselves.

But when he reached the fire, someone said,

Blessed is whoever is in the fire and whatever is around it.

It's me. Allah, the mighty and wise.

Throw down your staff.

So Moses threw down his staff and it writhed like a demon.

12 And put thy hand into the bosom of thy robe, it will come forth white but unhurt.(This will be one) among nine tokens unto Pharaoh and his people Lo! they were ever evil-living folk.

13But when Our tokens came unto them, plain to see, they said: This is mere magic,

14 And they denied them, though their souls acknowledged them, for spite and arrogance. Then see the nature of the consequence for the wrong-doers!

Then Allah said to Moses,

Put your hand in the bosom of your robe.

It will come out white but unhurt.

This will be one of the nine tokens that will be shown to Pharaoh and his evil-living folk.

But when they saw them, they said, "This is mere magic."

A talking ant, a hoopoe bird, and the Queen of Sheba
AbsurdityScience 27:15-44
Cf. 21:78-82

15 And We verily gave knowledge unto David and Solomon, and they said: Praise be to Allah, Who hath preferred us above many of His believing slaves!

David and Solomon said,

Allah likes us better than all of his believing slaves!

16 And Solomon was David's heir. And he said: O mankind! Lo! we have been taught the language of birds, and have been given (abundance) of all things. This surely is evident favour.

Solomon said,

We know the language of birds.

17 And there were gathered together unto Solomon his armies of the jinn and humankind, and of the birds, and they were set in battle order;

He gathered an army of jinn, humans, and birds.

18 Till, when they reached the Valley of the Ants, an ant exclaimed: O ants! Enter your dwellings lest Solomon and his armies crush you, unperceiving.

19And (Solomon) smiled, laughing at her speech, and said: My Lord, arouse me to be thankful for Thy favour wherewith Thou hast favoured me and my parents, and to do good that shall be pleasing unto Thee, and include me in (the number of) Thy righteous slaves.

In the Valley of the ants, an ant exclaimed,

Oh ants, enter your dwellings so Solomon's army doesn't crush you.

And Solomon smilled and laughed at her speech, saying,

My Lord, include me among your righteous slaves.

20And he sought among the birds and said: How is it that I see not the hoopoe, or is he among the absent?

21I verily will punish him with hard punishment or I verily will slay him, or he verily shall bring me a plain excuse.

Solomon looked at the birds and said,

Where is the hoopoe?

If he doesn't have an excuse for not being here, I'll kill him.

22 But he was not long in coming, and he said: I have found out (a thing) that thou apprehendest not, and I come unto thee from Sheba with sure tidings.

It took a long time, but the hoopoe finally arrived and said,

I've come from Sheba with sure tidings.

23Lo! I found a woman ruling over them, and she hath been given (abundance) of all things, and hers is a mighty throne.

A woman ruler had been given many things.

24I found her and her people worshipping the sun instead of Allah; and Satan maketh their works fairseeming unto them, and debarreth them from the way (of Truth), so that they go not aright;

25 So that they worship not Allah, Who bringeth forth the hidden in the heavens and the earth, and knoweth what ye hide and what ye proclaim,

26 Allah; there is no God save Him, the Lord of the Tremendous Throne.

Her people were misled by Satan to worship the sun instead of Allah, the lord of the tremendous throne.

27(Solomon) said: We shall see whether thou speakest truth or whether thou art of the liars.

28Go with this my letter and throw it down unto them; then turn away and see what (answer) they return,

Solomon said,

We'll se whether your telling the truth or not.

Take this letter to them and bring back their answer.

29(The Queen of Sheba) said (when she received the letter): O chieftains! Lo! there hath been thrown unto me a noble letter.

30 Lo! it is from Solomon, and lo! it is: In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful;

31 Exalt not yourselves against me, but come unto me as those who surrender.

32 She said: O chieftains! Pronounce for me in my case. I decide no case till ye are present with me.

33 They said: We are lords of might and lords of great prowess, but it is for thee to command; so consider what thou wilt command.

34 She said: Lo! kings, when they enter a township, ruin it and make the honour of its people shame. Thus will they do.

When the Queen of Sheeba received the letter, she said,

I've received a letter from Solomon.

35 But lo! I am going to send a present unto them, and to see with what (answer) the messengers return.

I'm sending them a present.

36 So when (the envoy) came unto Solomon, (the King) said: What! Would ye help me with wealth? But that which Allah hath given me is better than that which He hath given you. Nay it is ye (and not I) who exult in your gift.

When Solomon received the present, he said,

I don't need your present.

37Return unto them. We verily shall come unto them with hosts that they cannot resist, and we shall drive them out from thence with shame, and they will be abased.

38 He said: O chiefs! Which of you will bring me her throne before they come unto me, surrendering?

Return to them.

Who will bring me her throne?

39A stalwart of the jinn said: I will bring it thee before thou canst rise from thy place. Lo! I verily am strong and trusty for such work.

40 One with whom was knowledge of the Scripture said: I will bring it thee before thy gaze returneth unto thee. And when he saw it set in his presence, (Solomon) said: This is of the bounty of my Lord, that He may try me whether I give thanks or am ungrateful. Whosoever giveth thanks he only giveth thanks for (the good of) his own soul; and whosoever is ungrateful (is ungrateful only to his own soul's hurt). For lo! my Lord is Absolute in independence, Bountiful.

One of the giant jinns [1] said to Solomon,

I'll bring it to you. I'm strong enough to do it.

One of the chiefs who knew the scripture said,

I'll bring it to you.

And he brought her throne to Solomon.

41 He said: Disguise her throne for her that we may see whether she will go aright or be of those not rightly guided.

42 So, when she came, it was said (unto her): Is thy throne like this? She said: (It is) as though it were the very one. And (Solomon said): We were given the knowledge before her and we had surrendered (to Allah).

Solomon said, "Disguise her throne."

When she came, they said to her, "Is this your throne?"

She said, "Yes, it is."

43 And (all) that she was wont to worship instead of Allah hindered her, for she came of disbelieving folk.

But she was a disbeliever.

44 It was said unto her: Enter the hall. And when she saw it she deemed it a pool and bared her legs. (Solomon) said: Lo! it is a hall, made smooth, of glass. She said: My Lord! Lo! I have wronged myself, and I surrender with Solomon unto Allah, the Lord of the Worlds.

Someone said to her, "Enter the hall."

When she entered, she saw a pool and bared her legs.

Solomon said, "It's a hall made of smooth glass."

She said, "I surrender with Solomon to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds."

The prophet Salih and the tribe of Thamud
AbsurdityInjusticeIntoleranceCruelty 27:45-53
Cf. 11:49-60, 26:141-58

45 And We verily sent unto Thamud their brother Salih, saying: Worship Allah. And lo! they (then became two parties quarrelling.

46 He said: O my people! Why will ye hasten on the evil rather than the good? Why will ye not ask pardon of Allah, that ye may receive mercy.

We [Allah] sent Salih to Thamud, who said to them,

Worship Allah.

And it split them into two quarrelling parties.

47 They said: We augur evil of thee and those with thee. He said: Your evil augury is with Allah. Nay, but ye are folk that are being tested.

They said, "We think you're up to no good."

Salih said, "Allah is testing you."

48 And there were in the city nine persons who made mischief in the land and reformed not.

There were nine mischief makers in the land.

49 They said: Swear one to another by Allah that we verily will attack him and his household by night, and afterward we will surely say unto his friend: We witnessed not the destruction of his household. And lo! we are truthtellers.

They said, "Let's attack Salih."

50So they plotted a plot: and We plotted a plot, while they perceived not.

51 Then see the nature of the consequence of their plotting, for lo! We destroyed them and their people, every one.

52 See, yonder are their dwellings empty and in ruins because they did wrong. Lo! herein is indeed a portent for a people who have knowledge.

Wo they ploted a plot.

And we [Allah] plotted a plot.

Then we destroyed them and all their people.

53And we saved those who believed and used to ward off (evil).

But we saved those who believed and warded off evil.

Lot: Do you lust after men instead of women?

54 And Lot! when he said unto his folk: Will ye commit abomination knowingly?

55Must ye needs lust after men instead of women? Nay, but ye are folk who act senselessly.

Lot said to his people,

Are you going to commit abomination willingly?

Do you have to lust after men instead of women?

56 But the answer of his folk was naught save that they said: Expel the household of Lot from your township, for they (forsooth) are folk who would keep clean!

They said,

Expel Lot and his family from our town.

They're trying to keep themselves clean!

57 Then We saved him and his household save his wife; We destined her to be of those who stayed behind.

58 And We rained a rain upon them. Dreadful is the rain of those who have been warned.

We [Allah] saved Lot and his family, except for his wife. [2]

We forced her to stay behind.

Then we rained a dreadful rain upon them.

Isn't he the best?
BoringAbsurdityScience 27:59-66

59 Say (O Muhammad): Praise be to Allah, and peace be on His slaves whom He hath chosen! Is Allah best, or (all) that ye ascribe as partners (unto Him)?

60Is not He (best) Who created the heavens and the earth, and sendeth down for you water from the sky wherewith We cause to spring forth joyous orchards, whose trees it never hath been yours to cause to grow. Is there any God beside Allah? Nay, but they are folk who ascribe equals (unto Him)!

Praise be to Allah, and peace to the slaves that he has chosen.

Is Allah the best, or should he have some partners?

Isn't he the best?

61Is not He (best) Who made the earth a fixed abode, and placed rivers in the folds thereof, and placed firm hills therein, and hath set a barrier between the two seas? Is there any God beside Allah? Nay, but most of them know not!

He fixed the earth in its place. [3]

Is there another god beside him?

62Is not He (best) Who answereth the wronged one when he crieth unto Him and removeth the evil, and hath made you viceroys of the earth? Is there any God beside Allah? Little do they reflect!

He made you viceroys of the earth.

Is there another god beside him?

63Is not He (best) Who guideth you in the darkness of the land and the sea, He Who sendeth the winds as heralds of His mercy? Is there any God beside Allah? High Exalted be Allah from all that they ascribe as partner (unto Him)!

Isn't he the best?

Is there another god beside him?

64Is not He (best) Who produceth creation, then reproduceth it, and Who provideth for you from the heaven and the earth? Is there any God beside Allah? Say: Bring your proof, if ye are truthful!

65 Say (O Muhammad): None in the heavens and the earth knoweth the Unseen save Allah; and they know not when they will be raised (again).

66 Nay, but doth their knowledge reach to the Hereafter? Nay, for they are in doubt concerning it. Nay, for they cannot see it.

Isn't he the best?

He produced creation, then he reproduced it.

Is there another god beside him?

Old men's fables
BoringAbsurdity 27:67-86

67Yet those who disbelieve say: When we have become dust like our fathers, shall we verily be brought forth (again)?

68 We were promised this, forsooth, we and our fathers. (All) this is naught but fables of the men of old.

69 Say (unto them, O Muhammad): Travel in the land and see the nature of the sequel for the guilty!

70 And grieve thou not for them, nor be in distress because of what they plot (against thee).

71 And they say: When (will) this promise (be fulfilled), if ye are truthful?

72 Say: It may be that a part of that which ye would hasten on is close behind you.

73 Lo! thy Lord is full of bounty for mankind, but most of them do not give thanks.

74 Lo! thy Lord knoweth surely all that their bosoms hide, and all that they proclaim.

75 And there is nothing hidden in the heaven or the earth but it is in a clear Record.

76 Lo! this Qur'an narrateth unto the Children of Israel most of that concerning which they differ.

77 And lo! it is a guidance and a mercy for believers.

78 Lo! thy Lord will judge between them of His wisdom, and He is the Mighty, the Wise.

79 Therefore (O Muhammad) put thy trust in Allah, for thou (standest) on the plain Truth.

80 Lo! thou canst not make the dead to hear, nor canst thou make the deaf to hear the call when they have turned to flee;

81 Nor canst thou lead the blind out of their error. Thou canst make none to hear, save those who believe Our revelations and who have surrendered.

82 And when the word is fulfilled concerning them, We shall bring forth a beast of the earth to speak unto them because mankind had not faith in Our revelations.

83 And (remind them of) the Day when We shall gather out of every nation a host of those who denied Our revelations, and they will be set in array;

84 Till, when they come (before their Lord), He will say: Did ye deny My revelations when ye could not compass them in knowledge, or what was it that ye did?

85 And the Word will be fulfilled concerning them because they have done wrong, and they will not speak.

86 Have they not seen how We have appointed the night that they may rest therein, and the day sight-giving? Lo! therein verily are portents for a people who believe.

And yet disbelievers say,

When we are dead, will we be brought back to life again?

We were promised things like this before.

Isn't this all just old men's fables?

Flying hills
BoringAbsurdityCruelty 27:87-93

87 And (remind them of) the Day when the Trumpet will be blown, and all who are in the heavens and the earth will start in fear, save him whom Allah willeth. And all come unto Him, humbled.

Remind them that when trumpet blows,

88And thou seest the hills thou deemest solid flying with the flight of clouds: the doing of Allah Who perfecteth all things. Lo! He is Informed of what ye do.

89 Whoso bringeth a good deed will have better than its worth; and such are safe from fear that Day.

the hills will fly through the clouds.

90 And whoso bringeth an ill-deed, such will be flung down on their faces in the Fire. Are ye rewarded aught save what ye did?

91 (Say): I (Muhammad) am commanded only to serve the Lord of this land which He hath hallowed, and unto Whom all things belong. And I am commanded to be of those who surrender (unto Him),

And those who did evil will be flung on their faces in the fire.

92 And to recite the Qur'an. And whoso goeth right, goeth right only for (the good of) his own soul; and as for him who goeth astray - (Unto him) say: Lo! I am only a warner.

93 And say: Praise be to Allah Who will show you His portents so that ye shall know them. And thy Lord is not unaware of what ye (mortals) do.

So recite the Quran.


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