The Gospel According to Matthew
1 The genealogy of Jesus (1-17)
The birth of Jesus (18-25)
The flight to Egypt (13-15)
Herod murders the infants in Bethlehem (16-18)
The return from Egypt (19-2)
Home in Nazareth of Galilee (16-18)
The baptism of Jesus (13-17)
4 Jesus is tempted by the devil (1-11)
Jesus calls his first disciples (12-22)
Jesus heals devil-possessed lunatics in Galilee (23-25)
Salt of the earth, light of the world (13-16)
Obey the law of Moses (every jot and tittle) (17-20)
Moses says this, but I say that (Name-callers go to hell) (21-24)
Some legal advice (25-26)
Lust = adultery (27-28)
Pluck out your eye, cut off your hand (29-30)
Divorce (31-32)
Don't swear (33-37)
Turn the other cheek (38-39)
Give to anyone who asks (40-42)
Love your enemies (43-47)
Be perfect (48)
6 Don't let others see your good works (1-4)
Don't pray in public (or use repetitions) (5-8)
The Our Father (or The Lord's prayer) (9-15)
Don't let others know that you're fasting (16-18)
Treasures in heaven (19-21)
The evil eye (22-23)
God and mammon (24)
Don't worry about food, clothes, or the future (25-34)
Pearls before swine (6)
Just ask God (and he'll give it to you) (7-11)
The golden rule (that's the whole law) (12)
Most people go to hell (13-14)
Watch out for false prophets (and bad trees) (15-20)
Didn't I cast out devils in your name, Jesus? (I never knew you) (21-23)
Obey Jesus (build your house on a rock) (24-29 Lk 6)
The centurion's servant (5-13)
Peter's mother-in-law (14-15)
Jesus casts out devils and heals the sick (16-17)
Let the dead bury the dead (18-22)
Jesus calms a storm (23-27)
Jesus casts out more devils (and drowns some pigs) (28-34)
The call of Matthew (9-13)
Why Jesus and his disciples didn't fast (14-17)
The ruler's daughter and a woman with an issue of blood (18-26)
Two blind men (27-31)
A dumb man possessed with a devil (32-34)
Jesus heals every sickness (35-38)
The mission of the apostles (5-10)
It'll be worse than Sodom and Gomorrah (11-15)
You'll be hated by everyone (16-25)
Whom you should fear (the one who can send you to hell) (26-31)
If you deny Jesus, he'll deny you (fair is fair) (32-33)
Don't love your family (more than Jesus) (34-39)
Be nice to Jesus's followers, and he'll be nice to you (40-42)
11 John the Baptist: Should we look for another? (1-6)
Jesus: John the Baptist is Elijah (7-19)
Jesus condemns certain cities (The ones that didn't like his preaching) (20-24)
Jesus: Thanks Father for hiding things from the wise (and revealing them to babies) (25-27)
Come to Jesus (28-30)
12 The disciples pluck grain on the sabbath (1-8)
A man with a withered hand (9-14)
God's chosen servant (15-21)
Jesus and Beelzebub (22-29)
The unforgivable sin (blasphemy against the Holy Ghost) (30-37)
An evil and adulterous generation (asks for a sign) (38-42)
The return of the unclean spirit (33-45)
Jesus: Who is my mother? (46-50)
13 The parable of the sower (1-9)
The purpose of the parables (to confuse people) (10-17)
Jesus explains the parable of the sower (18-23)
Weeds and wheat (24-30)
A mustard seed (31-32)
Heaven is like yeast (33)
The purpose of the parables (again) (34-35)
Jesus explains the parable of the weeds (36-43)
Three little parables (44-52)
Jesus is rejected in his hometown (53-58)
14 Herod: Jesus is the risen John the Baptist (1-5)
The imprisonment of John the Baptist (3-5)
The death of John the Baptist (6-12)
Jesus feeds five thousand men (13-21)
Jesus walks on water (22-33)
Jesus heals the sick in Gennesaret (34-36)
15 The Pharisees criticize Jesus's disciples (for not washing their hands before eating) (1-2)
Jesus criticizes the Pharisees (for not killing disobedient children) (3-9)
Things that defile a person (10-20)
Jesus removes a devil from a Canaanite woman's daughter (after calling her a dog) (21-28)
Jesus feeds four thousand men (29-39)
16 A wicked and adulterous generation (asks for a sign) (1-4)
The yeast of the Pharisees and Sadducees (5-12)
Peter declares Jesus to be Christ (and becomes the first pope) (13-20)
Jesus foretells his death and resurrection (and calls Peter "Satan") (21-26)
Jesus will come again soon (within the lifetime of some of his listeners) (27-28)
Jesus: John the Baptist is Elijah (10-13)
Jesus heals a boy possessed by the devil (14-21)
Jesus foretells his death (again) (22-23)
Jesus pays his taxes (by taking a coin out of a fish's mouth) (24-27)
Cut off your hand and pluck out your eye (if they offend you) (7-9)
The lost sheep (10-14)
What to do with someone who trespasses against you (15-17 Lk 17)
Special powers given to believers (18-20)
How many times must we forgive? (490) (21-22)
The parable of the cruel master (23-35)
Eunuchs (12)
Little children (13-15)
The rich young man (16-26)
Abandon your family for Jesus (and you'll get 100x more and live forever) (27-30)
20 The parable of the unfair employer (1-16)
Jesus foretells his death (for the third time) (17-19)
The mother of James and John ask Jesus for a favor (Special seats in heaven) (20-28)
Two blind men (29-34)
21 Jesus rides into Jerusalem (on an ass and a colt) (1-11)
Jesus's temple tantrum (12-17)
Jesus kills a fig tree (by cursing it) (18-22)
Jesus stumps the chief priests and elders (23-27)
The parable of two sons (28-32)
A parable about a vineyard (33-46)
22 The parable of the wedding banquet (and the psycho king) (1-14 Lk 14)
Pay your taxes (15-22)
There is no marriage in heaven (23-33)
The greatest commandment (34-40)
24 Jesus is not the son of David (41-46)
23 Woe to scribes and Pharisees! (1-39)
24 The end of the world (1-51)
25 Heaven is like ten virgins (1-13)
The cruel and unjust master (14-30)
The sheep and the goats (31-46)
26 Jesus predicts his death (for the fourth time) (1-2)
The plot to kill Jesus (3-5)
Jesus gets his head anointed (the poor get nothing) (6-13)
Judas betrays Jesus (for thirty pieces of silver) (14-16)
The Last Supper (17-30)
Peter's promise (and Jesus's prediction) (31-35)
Jesus prays at Gethsemane (while the disciples sleep) (36-46)
Jesus is arrested (47-56)
Jesus is taken to Caiaphas (57-68)
Peter denies Jesus three times (before the cock crows once) (69-75)
27 Jesus is taken to Pontius Pilate (1-2)
Judas hangs himself (3-10)
Jesus is questioned by Pilate (11-14)
The people prefer Barabbas to Jesus (15-26)
The soldiers make fun of Jesus (27-30)
Jesus is crucified (31-44)
Jesus dies (45-51)
The walking dead (52-56)
The burial of Jesus (57-66)
28 Jesus rises from the dead (1-10)
The priests bribe the guards (11-15)
Jesus appears to his disciples (but some doubted) (16-20)
