Latest Posts (Tagged with: God's killings)
Posted: Wednesday 13 March 2013 ( 11 years ago )
A Jewish mob kills Lysimachus, the sacrilegious fellow
In the last apocryphal killing, God killed Andronicus (the sacrilegious wretch) for supporting the wrong candidate (Menelaus) for Jewish high priest.
The next high priest was Menelaus's brother, Lysimachus.
Menelaus was removed from the priest ...
Posted: Saturday 03 November 2012 ( 11 years ago )
Judas and his unarmed men kill 3000 of Gorgias' soldiers
In Judas Machabeus' first set of God-assisted killings, He told his men not to worry about large opposing armies. Because success in war depends not on numbers, but on God. "The Lord himself will overthrow them." And that seemed to work well enough, ...
Posted: Tuesday 30 March 2010 ( 14 years ago )
Jesus
You’ve heard this one before: God killed his son in order to stop himself from torturing people forever after they die for something that someone else supposedly did thousands of years before they were born.
The story is known too well already. ...
Posted: Friday 05 June 2009 ( 15 years ago )
The great winepress of the wrath of God (How many will Jesus kill with his sickle?)
(Since the Brick Testament just added this story, I thought I'd update this old post by including a scene from and a link to The Son of Man's Bloody Gorefest.)
In a previous posts, I counted the number of people killed by God in the Bible (2,301 ...
Posted: Tuesday 17 February 2009 ( 15 years ago )
Remember Lot's Wife (Forget Jesus)
Although this is God's fourth killing event, it is the first of God's 2,552,452 countable victims.
It's interesting that God's first countable victim is unnamed. God killed Mrs. Lot without even knowing (or at least telling us) her name.
And ...
Posted: Thursday 24 August 2006 ( 18 years ago )
Have ye saved all the women alive?
Oops! In my post, How many has God killed?, I forgot to include the Midianite massacre. But luckily David Plotz in Blogging the Bible reminded me.
Plotz calls it the "most hideous war crime in a Bible filled with them." And he's right about that. ...
Posted: Friday 07 August 2009 ( 15 years ago )
The Midianite massacre: Have you saved all the women alive?
This is a bible story that everyone should know.
It begins with God telling Moses to take vengeance on the Midianites. (He doesn't say for what, but I guess it was for the sex and dinner party that brought on God's last round of killings.) ...
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