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If the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn. 1 Corinthians 11:6

Trivia: According to 1 Corinthians 11:3, who is the head of Christ?

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Boring stuff in the The Mormon Scriptures

    1 Nephi

  1. It mattereth not to me that I am particular 6:1-6
  2. Sealing Isaiah: No peace for the wicked 20:1-22

    3. 2 Nephi

  3. Lehi spake many things. 1:1-32
  4. I have spoken these few words. 2:1-30
  5. Lehi dies. 4:1-35
  6. Isaiah 50: Where is the bill of your mother's divorcement? 7:1-11
  7. Isaiah 51: Wake up, arm of God! 8:1-25
  8. Nephi's soul delights in the words of Isaiah. 11:1-8
  9. Nephi copies Isaiah 2 12:1-22
  10. Isaiah 5: A vineyard song 15:1-30
  11. Isaiah 6: Isaiah sees God 16:1-13
  12. Isaiah 7: The Lord will shave the hair of the feet 17:1-25
  13. Isaiah 10: Woe to those who won't help the poor 20:1-34
  14. Isaiah 12: Sing, cry, and shout 22:1-6
  15. Nephi makes an end of his prophesying 31:1-21
  16. The spirit stops Nephi's utterance 32:1-9
  17. I, Nephi, have written what I have written 33:1-15

    18. Jacob

  18. Jacob's parable about the tame and wild olive trees.
    This is the longest and most boring chapter in the most boring book ever written (The Book of Mormon). Thirty-one times it came to pass that the trees were cumbered, grafted, pruned, plucked, dunged, and digged about for no apparent purpose, except to waste 3733 words. 5:1-77

    19. Mosiah

  19. The king's speech (Part 1) 2:1-41
  20. The king's speech (Part 2) 3:1-27
  21. The king's speech (Part 3) 4:1-30
  22. The king's speech (Part 4) 5:1-15
  23. The king's speech (Part 5) 6:1-7
  24. King Limhi's speech 7:18-33
  25. Abinadi reads Isaiah 53 14:1-12
  26. King Mosiah reads the records of Zeniff and Alma 25:1-13

    27. Alma

  27. Alma Appoints Nephihah as chief judge 4:1-20
  28. Alma preaches to the Nephites 5:1-62
  29. Alma went to the city of Gideon in the valley of Gideon (which was named after Gideon) 6:1-8
  30. Alma's misssions to Melek, Ammonihah, and Aaron 8:1-32
  31. Alma Speaks Again to the People of Ammonihah 9:1-34
  32. O that I were an angel! 29:1-17
  33. The most precious, sweet, white, pure fruit 32:1-43
  34. The Wisdom of Zenos and Zenock 33:1-23
  35. The Zoramite connversion 35:1-16
  36. Alma's message to Helaman (Part 1) 36:1-30
  37. Alma explains the restoration to Corianton 41:1-15
  38. Ammoron becomes king of the Lamanites 52:1-21
  39. Helaman's letter to Moroni (part 1) 56:1-57
  40. Helaman's letter to Moroni (part 3) 58:1-41
  41. Maroni reads Helaman's letter 59:1-2
  42. Maroni's first leter to Pahoran 59:3-4
  43. The Lamanites attack the people of Nephihah 59:5-13
  44. Pahoran's letter to Maroni 61:1-21

    45. Ether

  45. The genealogy of Ether 1:6-32
  46. Ether prophesies great and marvelous things 12:1-5
  47. The Jaredites reject Ether's preaching 13:1-12
  48. Ether lives in a hole in a rock 13:13-31

    49. Moroni

  49. "Many of the daughters of the Lamanites have they taken prisoners; and after depriving them of that which was most dear and precious above all things, which is chastity and virtue."
    Chastity (for women) is "most dear and precious above all things." It is lost if they are raped.
    This is the first scripture that young women are taught by the LDS church at the Young Woman's Personal Progress Program.
  50. "Whatsoever thing persuadeth men to do evil, and believe not in Christ, and deny him, and serve not God, then ye may know with a perfect knowledge it is of the devil." 7:17
  51. The Promise of Moroni
    "Ask God ... if these things are not true." 10:3-5
  52. "Nothing that is good denieth the Christ." 10:6
  53. Everything good comes from God and belief in God. Whatever is evil comes from unbelief. 10:24-25
  54. "Touch not the evil gift, nor the unclean thing." 10:30

    55. The Book of Moses

  55. God reads Genesis 1 to Moses 2:1-31

    56. Doctrine & Covenants

  56. A marvelous work (and a wonder) 4:1-7
  57. A great and marvelous work is coming 6:1-19
  58. I am Jesus Christ, the Son of God. 10:44-70
  59. A great and marvelous work is coming soon 11:1-22
  60. You're Hyrum. I'm Jesus. 11:23-30
  61. A great and marvelous work is coming soon 12:1-9
  62. I'm God. I'm Jesus. And you're David. 14:1-11
  63. An angel with white clothes visits Joseph Smith 20:6-14
  64. Those who reject the Book of Mormon are condemned 20:15-34
  65. We're not adding anything to the Bible 20:35-84
  66. A few words to Oliver, Hyrum, Samuel, and two Josephs 23:1-7
  67. Listen to the voice of Jesus, the great I am 29:1-8
  68. David [Whitmer], pay more attention to God and Joseph Smith 30:1-4
  69. Peter [Whitmer], go with Oliver [Cowdery] to preach to the Lamanites 30:5-8
  70. John [Whitmer], go live in Philip Burroughs' house 30:9-11
  71. Thomas [B. Marsh], you're going on a misson! 31:1-13
  72. Parley Pratt, Ziba Peterson, and Jesus will join the mission to the Lamanites 32:1-5
  73. Ezra and Northrop, open you mouths (and they shall be filled) 33:1-15
  74. Behold, I come quickly 33:16-18
  75. Jesus: I come quickly, Orson 34:1-12
  76. Edward Partridge - preach my gospel (with the voice of a trump) 1-8
  77. Choose for yourself until Jesus comes 1-4
  78. Let's have a meeting 1-6
  79. I'm Jesus. Listen to me. 1-10
  80. Jesus prophesies as in the days of old 15-40
  81. How to have a meeting 1-7
  82. Seek the best gifts 8-33
  83. I'd like John Whitmer to write history 1-4
  84. Save your money to buy some land in the city (I'll tell you what city later) 1-6
  85. I've seen abominations in the church 1-30
  86. Two by two (missionary style) 7-44
  87. A message from God to Sidney Gilbert 1-7
  88. Newell Knight, to go Missouri and wait for me to come 1-10
  89. To William [Phelps] from the Lord 1-10
  90. Hearken, give ear, and learn of me 1-13
  91. Commandments and revelations in their time 1-14
  92. Go two by two - on horses, mules, or chariots 1-9
  93. Hearken and lo.... 1-6
  94. John Whitmer will go with Oliver Cowdery to Zion 1-8
  95. Make Newel K. Whitney a bishop 1-26
  96. It's time to translate again 1-6
  97. The meaning of 1 Corinthians 7:14 1-7
  98. A list of missionary pairs 13-19
  99. Another list of missionary pairs 30-36
  100. His years never fail 1-10
  101. Jared Carter should go to the eastern countries 1-4
  102. Behold, and lo: Jesus speaks to Frederick G. Williams 1-7
  103. Verily, thus saith the Lord 93:1-31
  104. God's construction plans 94:1-17
  105. Here is wisdom: This stake should be strong 96:1-9
  106. Sidney and Joseph: Say whatever you say in my name 100:1-17
  107. The parable of the watchtower 101:43-62
  108. The minutes of a general council 102:1-34
  109. Ask me anything 113:1-10
  110. David W. Patton, you're going on a mission 114:1
  111. Remove unfaithful bishops 114:2
  112. God will be with you [Joseph Smith] forever. 122:1-9
  113. Build a new city in Iowa and call it Zarahemla 125:1-4
  114. Dear Brigham Young 126:1-3
  115. Joseph Smith did more for the salvation of men than any other man (except Jesus) 135:3-7
  116. This is God's will concerning the Camp of Israel's westward journey. 136:1-42
  117. On October 3, 1918, I [Joseph F. Smith] sat in my room pondering the scriptures. 138:1

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