0 SABoM 3 Nephi 30

The people ... began to be less and less astonished at a sign or a wonder. 3 Nephi 2:1 2:1

Trivia: What was the new commandment that Jesus gave the Nephites in 3 Nephi 23?

The Third Book of Nephi

CHAPTER 30

CHAPTER 30 Wicked Gentiles should become Mormons (34-35 CE) Previous chapter

Hey all you Gentiles, repent and become Mormons
Absurdity 30:1-2

1Hearken, O ye Gentiles, and hear the words of Jesus Christ, the Son of the living God, which he hath commanded me that I should speak concerning you, for, behold he commandeth me that I should write, saying:

Believe the Book of Mormon and quit being so wicked.

2Turn, all ye Gentiles, from your wicked ways; and repent of your evil doings, of your lyings and deceivings, and of your whoredoms, and of your secret abominations, and your idolatries, and of your murders, and your priestcrafts, and your envyings, and your strifes, and from all your wickedness and abominations, and come unto me, and be baptized in my name, that ye may receive a remission of your sins, and be filled with the Holy Ghost, that ye may be numbered with my people who are of the house of Israel.

Repent of your lyings, whoredoms, secret abominations (you know what I'm talking about), idolatries, murders, priestcrafts (I'm looking at you, Catholics!), abominations, etc. Get baptized (in the Mormon church), get all filled up with the Holy Ghost, and be counted in an Israeli census (get on the LDS membership list).

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