I will laugh at your calamity
The proverbs of Solomon the son of David, king of Israel;
To know wisdom and instruction; to perceive the words of understanding;
To receive the instruction of wisdom, justice, and judgment, and equity;
To give subtilty to the simple, to the young man knowledge and discretion.
A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of
understanding shall attain unto wise counsels:
To understand a proverb, and the interpretation; the words of the wise,
and their dark sayings.
The proverbs of Solomon. 
My son, hear the instruction of thy father, and forsake not the law of thy
For they shall be an ornament of grace unto thy head, and chains about thy neck.
Listen to the advice of your mother and father. 
My son, if sinners entice thee, consent thou not.
If they say, Come with us, let us lay wait for blood, let us lurk privily
for the innocent without cause:
Let us swallow them up alive as the grave; and whole, as those that go
down into the pit:
We shall find all precious substance, we shall fill our houses with spoil:
Cast in thy lot among us; let us all have one purse:
My son, walk not thou in the way with them; refrain thy foot from their
For their feet run to evil, and make haste to shed blood.
Surely in vain the net is spread in the sight of any bird.
And they lay wait for their own blood; they lurk privily for their own
So are the ways of every one that is greedy of gain; which taketh away the
life of the owners thereof.
Wisdom crieth without; she uttereth her voice in the streets:
She crieth in the chief place of concourse, in the openings of the gates:
in the city she uttereth her words, saying,
How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity? and the scorners
delight in their scorning, and fools hate knowledge?
Turn you at my reproof: behold, I will pour out my spirit unto you, I will
make known my words unto you.
Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out my hand, and
no man regarded;
But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof:
Wisdom cries out, saying,
I also will laugh at
your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;
When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and
anguish cometh upon you.
I will laugh at you when disaster strikes,
and mock you when you are afraid and in anguish.
Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not
For that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the LORD:
They would none of my counsel: they despised all my reproof.
Therefore shall they eat of the fruit of their own way, and be filled with
their own devices.
For the turning away of the simple shall slay them, and the prosperity of
fools shall destroy them.
Then you'll ask me for help, but I won't answer.
You'll seek me, but won't find me. 
But whoso hearkeneth unto me shall dwell safely, and shall be quiet from
fear of evil.
But whoever obeys me will be safe and fear no evil. 
- The proverbs of Solomon (v.1)
The book of Proverbs was written several centuries after Solomon supposedly lived. So it wasn't written by Solomon.
It was forged by someone who claimed to be Solomon.
- My son, hear the instruction of thy father, and forsake not the law of thy mother. (v.8)
How should parents be treated?
- I also will laugh at
your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh. (v.26)
God (Wisdom) will laugh at your misfortunes, mock you when you are afraid,
and ignore you when you ask him for help. And if you seek him, you will not find him.
Can God be found?
- Whoso hearkeneth unto me shall dwell safely, and shall be quiet from
fear of evil. (v.33)
Whoever listens to God (or wisdom, or whoever is talking here) will always be safe.
- Listen to your father.
- Hear the instruction of thy father. 1:8a
- Obey your parents.
- Forsake not the law of thy mother. 1:8b
- Don't do evil just because everyone else is.
- If sinners entice thee, consent thou not. 1:10