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Revelation 19

(19:2)
"The great whore, which did corrupt the earth with her fornication."

(19:4) "The four beasts fell down and worshipped God ... saying, Amen; Alleluia."

(19:6) "The Lord God omnipotent reigneth"
Can God do anything?

(19:7) "The Lamb is come, and his wife hath made herself ready." Woohoo! Jesus is finally getting married. (Well, the lamb is, anyway. And I guess that's Jesus.)

(19:11a) "I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True."
What was Jesus H. Christ's real name?

(19:11b) "He [Jesus] doth judge and make war." (Shoot! I thought he'd lighten up after getting married.)
Is Jesus peaceful?
Does Jesus judge others?

(19:12) "His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself." Jesus has eyes of fire and many crowns on his head. But no one knows his name except for Jesus himself, and he's not telling (well until the next verse, that is).
What was Jesus H. Christ's real name?

(19:13) "He was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God." Jesus' clothes are dipped in blood and his secret name ("that no man knew") is "The Word of God". (I bet you thought it was Jesus!)
What was Jesus H. Christ's real name?

(19:14-15)
With eyes aflame, many crowns on his head, clothes dripping with blood, a sword sticking out of his mouth, and a secret name, Jesus leads the faithful in heaven into holy war on earth.

(19:14) "The armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean."

(19:15) "Out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."

(19:16) "He hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS."
Oh Goodie. Jesus has another secret name. He even has it written on his thigh. (Some sort of tattoo maybe?)
What was Jesus H. Christ's real name?

(19:17-18)
An angel calls all the fowls to feast upon the flesh of dead horses and human bodies, "both free and bond, both small and great."

(19:17) "I saw an angel ... saying to all the fowls ... Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the great God."

(19:18) "Eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of mighty men, and the flesh of horses, and of them that sit on them, and the flesh of all men."

(19:20-21)
The beast and the false prophet are cast alive into a lake of fire. The rest were killed with the sword of Jesus. "And all the fowls were filled with their flesh."

(19:20) "The beast ... and .. the false prophet ... were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone."

(19:21) "The remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh."

(19:22) "I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star." What was Jesus H. Christ's real name?

19:1 And after these things I heard a great voice of much people in heaven, saying, Alleluia; Salvation, and glory, and honour, and power, unto the Lord our God:
19:2 For true and righteous are his judgments: for he hath judged the great whore, which did corrupt the earth with her fornication, and hath avenged the blood of his servants at her hand.
19:3 And again they said, Alleluia And her smoke rose up for ever and ever.
19:4 And the four and twenty elders and the four beasts fell down and worshipped God that sat on the throne, saying, Amen; Alleluia.
19:5 And a voice came out of the throne, saying, Praise our God, all ye his servants, and ye that fear him, both small and great.
19:6 And I heard as it were the voice of a great multitude, and as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of mighty thunderings, saying, Alleluia: for the Lord God omnipotent reigneth.
19:7 Let us be glad and rejoice, and give honour to him: for the marriage of the Lamb is come, and his wife hath made herself ready.
19:8 And to her was granted that she should be arrayed in fine linen, clean and white: for the fine linen is the righteousness of saints.
19:9 And he saith unto me, Write, Blessed are they which are called unto the marriage supper of the Lamb. And he saith unto me, These are the true sayings of God.
19:10 And I fell at his feet to worship him. And he said unto me, See thou do it not: I am thy fellowservant, and of thy brethren that have the testimony of Jesus: worship God: for the testimony of Jesus is the spirit of prophecy.
19:11 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
19:12 His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
19:13 And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
19:14 And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.
19:15 And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
19:16 And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.
19:17 And I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven, Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the great God;
19:18 That ye may eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of mighty men, and the flesh of horses, and of them that sit on them, and the flesh of all men, both free and bond, both small and great.
19:19 And I saw the beast, and the kings of the earth, and their armies, gathered together to make war against him that sat on the horse, and against his army.
19:20 And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.
19:21 And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.

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King of Kings Goes Berzerk
Dwindling in Unbelief
The Green Bible: An exercise in dishonesty (Revelation 19:1-2)
Biblical Halloween Costumes: It's time to take it back from the pagans! (19:11-15)
Jesus Christ: The Former Mighty Warrior of the United States Air Force (19:11-17)
What does Jesus have written on his testicles? (19:16)
Steven L. Anderson: Jesus wore pants and had no tattoos on his thigh (or scrotum) (19:16)
Drunk with Blood: It's one of God's favorite expressions (19:17-21)
What does God look like (according to the Bible? (19:12-15)
Three more ways that Muhammad is better than Jesus (19:7)
What if we could edit the Bible? (Opening Karl Giberson's can of worms) (19:13)
Jesus H. Christ: Does anyone know his name? (19:11, 12, 13, 16)