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Revelation 3

(3:1-5)
To the angel of the church in Sardis
The guy with the seven spirits of God (Does that include the Holy Spirit?) and the seven stars has noticed that there are a few worthy Sardisians among the living dead that haven't yet soiled their clothes; they will get to walk around with Jesus wearing white, for they are worthy. Whoever else overcomes will get some white garments too, and Jesus will mention his (or her?) name in front of God and his angels.

(3:1) "These things saith he that hath the seven Spirits of God, and the seven stars ... that ... livest, and art dead."

(3:4) "Thou hast a few names even in Sardis which have not defiled their garments; and they shall walk with me in white: for they are worthy."

(3:5) "He that overcometh, the same shall be clothed in white raiment; and I will not blot out his name out of the book of life, but I will confess his name before my Father, and before his angels."
What you must do to be saved

(3:7-13)
To the angel of the church in Philadelphia
Jesus will force Jews (members of the synagogue of Satan) to worship before the feet of Christian Philadelphians. Jesus will come quickly; hang on to your crown until he arrives. Whoever overcomes will have the names of God, God's city (new Jerusalem), and Jesus' new name tattooed on him (or her?), and Jesus will do the tattooing himself!

(3:9) "I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet."

(3:11) "Behold, I come quickly"
What the Bible says about the end of the world

(3:12) "Him that overcometh will I ... write upon him the name of my God, and the name of the city of my God, which is new Jerusalem ... and I will write upon him my new name."
What you must do to be saved

3:1 And unto the angel of the church in Sardis write; These things saith he that hath the seven Spirits of God, and the seven stars; I know thy works, that thou hast a name that thou livest, and art dead.
3:2 Be watchful, and strengthen the things which remain, that are ready to die: for I have not found thy works perfect before God.
3:3 Remember therefore how thou hast received and heard, and hold fast, and repent. If therefore thou shalt not watch, I will come on thee as a thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee.
3:4 Thou hast a few names even in Sardis which have not defiled their garments; and they shall walk with me in white: for they are worthy.
3:5 He that overcometh, the same shall be clothed in white raiment; and I will not blot out his name out of the book of life, but I will confess his name before my Father, and before his angels.
3:6 He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches.
3:7 And to the angel of the church in Philadelphia write; These things saith he that is holy, he that is true, he that hath the key of David, he that openeth, and no man shutteth; and shutteth, and no man openeth;
3:8 I know thy works: behold, I have set before thee an open door, and no man can shut it: for thou hast a little strength, and hast kept my word, and hast not denied my name.
3:9 Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.
3:10 Because thou hast kept the word of my patience, I also will keep thee from the hour of temptation, which shall come upon all the world, to try them that dwell upon the earth.
3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
3:12 Him that overcometh will I make a pillar in the temple of my God, and he shall go no more out: and I will write upon him the name of my God, and the name of the city of my God, which is new Jerusalem, which cometh down out of heaven from my God: and I will write upon him my new name.
3:13 He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches.
3:14 And unto the angel of the church of the Laodiceans write; These things saith the Amen, the faithful and true witness, the beginning of the creation of God; (3:14-21)
To the angel of the church of the Laodiceans
The Amen (aka Jesus) will spit the Laodiceans out of his mouth because they are lukewarm, and the Amen likes things either hot or cold. The Amen says to buy gold, white clothes, and eyesalve. Whoever overcomes will get to sit with the Amen in his throne, who sits in his Father's throne. So I guess all three of you will sit in the same throne together. (I'm not sure who will be on the bottom.)

(3:14) "These things saith the Amen."

(3:16) "Because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth."

(3:18) "Buy ... gold ... white raiment ... and eyesalve."

3:15 I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot.
3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
3:17 Because thou sayest, I am rich, and increased with goods, and have need of nothing; and knowest not that thou art wretched, and miserable, and poor, and blind, and naked:
3:18 I counsel thee to buy of me gold tried in the fire, that thou mayest be rich; and white raiment, that thou mayest be clothed, and that the shame of thy nakedness do not appear; and anoint thine eyes with eyesalve, that thou mayest see.
3:19 As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous therefore, and repent.
3:20 Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.
3:21 To him that overcometh will I grant to sit with me in my throne, even as I also overcame, and am set down with my Father in his throne. (3:21) "To him that overcometh will I grant to sit with me in my throne, even as I ... am set down with my Father in his throne."
3:22 He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches.

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