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Revelation 8

(8:1-13) Seventh seal

(8:1) "When he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour." That must have been nice. Too bad it didn't last.

(8:2) "The seven angels ... were given seven trumpets." When the seventh and last seal is opened, seven angels were given seven trumpets. When they start blowing them, all hell breaks loose.

(8:5) "The angel took the censer, and filled it with fire of the altar, and cast it into the earth: and there were voices, and thunderings, and lightnings, and an earthquake."

First trumpet: Hail and fire mixed with blood is cast down to earth, burning 1/3 of all the trees and all of the grass.

(8:7) "The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up."

Second trumpet: A burning mountain is thrown into the sea, causing 1/3 of it to become blood, killing 1/3 of all sea life, and destroying 1/3 of the ships.

(8:8) "The second angel sounded, and ... a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood."

(8:9) "And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea ... died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed."

Third trumpet: a great star (Wormwood) fell into the rivers, making them "bitter" and killing "many men."

(8:10) "The third angel sounded, and a great star ... fell upon the third part of the rivers."

(8:11) "The name of the star is called Wormwood ... and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter."

Fourth trumpet: One-third of the sun, moon, and stars are "smitten".

(8:12) "The fourth angel sounded, and the third part of the sun was smitten, and the third part of the moon, and the third part of the stars."

(8:13) "I ... heard an angel flying through ... heaven, saying with a loud voice, Woe, woe, woe, to the inhabiters of the earth by reason of the other voices of the trumpet of the three angels, which are yet to sound!"

8:1 And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour.
8:2 And I saw the seven angels which stood before God; and to them were given seven trumpets.
8:3 And another angel came and stood at the altar, having a golden censer; and there was given unto him much incense, that he should offer it with the prayers of all saints upon the golden altar which was before the throne.
8:4 And the smoke of the incense, which came with the prayers of the saints, ascended up before God out of the angel's hand.
8:5 And the angel took the censer, and filled it with fire of the altar, and cast it into the earth: and there were voices, and thunderings, and lightnings, and an earthquake.
8:6 And the seven angels which had the seven trumpets prepared themselves to sound.
8:7 The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up.
8:8 And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood;
8:9 And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed.
8:10 And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great star from, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of waters;
8:11 And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and the third part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter.
8:12 And the fourth angel sounded, and the third part of the sun was smitten, and the third part of the moon, and the third part of the stars; so as the third part of them was darkened, and the day shone not for a third part of it, and the night likewise.
8:13 And I beheld, and heard an angel flying through the midst of heaven, saying with a loud voice, Woe, woe, woe, to the inhabiters of the earth by reason of the other voices of the trumpet of the three angels, which are yet to sound!

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Dwindling in Unbelief
"The seven spirits of God" (including the Holy Spirit?) (Revelation 8:2, 6)
The Green Bible: An excercise in dishonesty (8:5, 8:7-10)
The great winepress of the wrath of God (8:6)
John Hagee explains how and why the world will end in 2012 (8:7)
Christian Groups: BP is an angel of God (8:8)
Sarah Palin: Gulf disaster needs divine intervention (8:8-9)
Woe is everyone! (8:13)

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