The First Epistle of Paul the Apostle to Timothy
1 Greetings and Salutations! (1-3)
For whom the law was made (homosexuals and mother murderers mostly) (4-11)
I delivered Hymeneus and Alexander to Satan (to teach them not to blaspheme) (12-20)
2 I'm an ordained preacher and apostle (I'm not lying about that) (1-7)
Women may not teach or have authority over men (but they'll be saved in childbirth) (8-15)
3 A bishop must have one wife (1-16)
4 When people no longer marry and stop eating meat, you'll know the end is near (1-6)
Don't believe old wives' tales (or exercise too much) (7-16)
5 Widows that are widows indeed (1-16)
The two (or three) witness rule (17-20)
Stop drinking water, drink a little wine instead (and do whatever I say) (21-25)
6 Slaves, honor your masters (especially if they're believers) (1-6)
The rich should be ready to distribute their wealth (7-19)
Science, falsely so called (20-21)
