SAB, Judges 14

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Judges 14	(14:1-3) The first thing the Bible tells us about Samson is this: (14:1) "Samson ... saw a woman ... of the daughters of the Philistines." (14:3) "And Samson said unto his father, Get her for me; for she pleaseth me well." (14:4) Now Samson's parents were a bit troubled by this, since they knew how crazy God gets when an Israelite even thinks about marrying a non-Israelite. But they didn't know that Samson's lust for the Philistine woman was "of the Lord." It was all a part of God's plan for killing Philistines. (14:4) "But his father and his mother knew not that it was of the LORD, that he sought an occasion against the Philistines." (14:5-6) Samson was on his way to visit his new Philistine girlfriend when "the Spirit of the Lord came mightily" upon him, and he ripped up a young lion. (14:5) "Behold, a young lion roared against him." (14:6) "And the Spirit of the LORD came mightily upon him, and he rent him as he would have rent a kid." (14:7-9) When he arrived at his Philistine girlfriend's place, "she pleased Samson well." Then he returned home. On his way he saw the lion carcass, which was covered with bees and filled with honey (a meaningless miracle -- or just rotting flesh and maggots?) and Samson ate some of it. He liked it so much that he took a few handfuls home to feed to his parents. (He didn't tell them where it came from.) (14:7) "She pleased Samson well." (14:8) "Behold, there was a swarm of bees and honey in the carcase of the lion." (14:9) "And he took thereof in his hands, and went on eating, and came to his father and mother, and he gave them, and they did eat: but he told not them that he had taken the honey out of the carcase of the lion." (14:10-14) The Bible doesn't actaully say so, but I guess Samson married he Philistine woman that pleased him well. Then he had a week-long party with thirty of his new-found Philistine friends. At the party, Samson told a riddle. Whoever can figure it out before the week of partying is over will get 30 sheets and 30 garments. But whoever can't will have to give Samuel 30 sheets and 30 garments. Here's the riddle: "Out of the eater came forth meat, and out of the strong came forth sweetness." (14:10) "Samson made there a feast; for so used the young men to do." (14:11) "They brought thirty companions to be with him." (14:12) "And Samson said unto them, I will now put forth a riddle unto you: if ye can certainly declare it me within the seven days of the feast ... I will give you thirty sheets and thirty change of garments." (14:13) "But if ye cannot declare it me, then shall ye give me thirty sheets and thirty change of garments." (14:14) "And he said unto them, Out of the eater came forth meat, and out of the strong came forth sweetness." (14:15-17) Samson's party buddies took the riddle seriously. They tell Samson's new Philistine wife to tell them the answer to the riddle or they'll burn her house down. After crying in front of Samson for seven days, she finally got the answer from Samson, and she told the guys at the party. (14:15) "Entice thy husband, that he may declare unto us the riddle, lest we burn thee and thy father's house with fire." (14:17) "She wept before him the seven days ... and ... on the seventh day ... he told her ... and she told the riddle to ... her people." (14:18) So Samson didn't get his 30 sets of sheets and garments, and he was pissed off about it. He said if they hadn't of "plowed with his heifer" they'd have never found out the riddle. (14:18) "If ye had not plowed with my heifer, ye had not found out my riddle." (14:19) The Spirit of the Lord comes upon Samson and he murders 30 men for their clothes Then the Spirit of the Lord came upon Samson, and he killed 30 men at random, took their clothes, and gave it to the guys at the party as a prize for guessing his riddle. (Samson might have been a decent person if he could have kept the spirit of the Lord off him.) God's 53rd Killing (14:19) "And the Spirit of the LORD came upon him, and he* went down to Ashkelon, and slew thirty men ... and gave change of garments unto them which expounded the riddle."* (14:20) Then after all that, Samson's wife was given to the best man. (14:20) "But Samson's wife was given to his companion, whom he had used as his friend."
14:1 And Samson went down to Timnath, and saw a woman in Timnath of the daughters of the Philistines.
14:2 And he came up, and told his father and his mother, and said, I have seen a woman in Timnath of the daughters of the Philistines: now therefore get her for me to wife.
14:3 Then his father and his mother said unto him, Is there never a woman among the daughters of thy brethren, or among all my people, that thou goest to take a wife of the uncircumcised Philistines? And Samson said unto his father, Get her for me; for she pleaseth me well.
14:4 But his father and his mother knew not that it was of the LORD, that he sought an occasion against the Philistines: for at that time the Philistines had dominion over Israel.
14:5 Then went Samson down, and his father and his mother, to Timnath, and came to the vineyards of Timnath: and, behold, a young lion roared against him.
14:6 And the Spirit of the LORD came mightily upon him, and he rent him as he would have rent a kid, and he had nothing in his hand: but he told not his father or his mother what he had done.
14:7 And he went down, and talked with the woman; and she pleased Samson well.
14:8 And after a time he returned to take her, and he turned aside to see the carcase of the lion: and, behold, there was a swarm of bees and honey in the carcase of the lion.
14:9 And he took thereof in his hands, and went on eating, and came to his father and mother, and he gave them, and they did eat: but he told not them that he had taken the honey out of the carcase of the lion.
14:10 So his father went down unto the woman: and Samson made there a feast; for so used the young men to do.
14:11 And it came to pass, when they saw him, that they brought thirty companions to be with him.
14:12 And Samson said unto them, I will now put forth a riddle unto you: if ye can certainly declare it me within the seven days of the feast, and find it out, then I will give you thirty sheets and thirty change of garments:
14:13 But if ye cannot declare it me, then shall ye give me thirty sheets and thirty change of garments. And they said unto him, Put forth thy riddle, that we may hear it.
14:14 And he said unto them, Out of the eater came forth meat, and out of the strong came forth sweetness. And they could not in three days expound the riddle.
14:15 And it came to pass on the seventh day, that they said unto Samson's wife, Entice thy husband, that he may declare unto us the riddle, lest we burn thee and thy father's house with fire: have ye called us to take that we have? is it not so?
14:16 And Samson's wife wept before him, and said, Thou dost but hate me, and lovest me not: thou hast put forth a riddle unto the children of my people, and hast not told it me. And he said unto her, Behold, I have not told it my father nor my mother, and shall I tell it thee?
14:17 And she wept before him the seven days, while their feast lasted: and it came to pass on the seventh day, that he told her, because she lay sore upon him: and she told the riddle to the children of her people.
14:18 And the men of the city said unto him on the seventh day before the sun went down, What is sweeter than honey? And what is stronger than a lion? and he said unto them, If ye had not plowed with my heifer, ye had not found out my riddle.
14:19 And the Spirit of the LORD came upon him, and he went down to Ashkelon, and slew thirty men of them, and took their spoil, and gave change of garments unto them which expounded the riddle. And his anger was kindled, and he went up to his father's house.
14:20 But Samson's wife was given to his companion, whom he had used as his friend.

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Samson commits mass murder

Dwindling in Unbelief: How many animals has God killed? (Judges 14:5-8); The Heroes of Faith (14:5, 19); The Spirit of the Lord came upon him (14:5, 19); God's 53rd Killing: The Spirit of the Lord comes upon Samson and he murders 30 men for their clothes (14:19)
Slate Blogs the Bible by David Plotz: Is Samson a hero?
Christian Response
Annotated Skeptic's Annotated Bible: It is not good to eat much honey: so for men to search their own glory is not glory. (Judges 14)