Joseph Smith - Matthew : Absurdity (8)

  1. The end of the world will be especially bad for nursing mothers. 1:16

  2. All these things will happen within the lifetime of this generation. 1:34

  3. Heaven and earth won't last forever, but my words will. 1:35

  4. Like I said before, my sign will appear in the sky, everyone will be sad, and they'll see me come down from the clouds with great power and glory. 1:36

  5. But no one knows when that will happen (not even me). Only my father knows for sure. 1:40

  6. It be just like it was in the days of Noah. Everyone ate and drank and got married. Then the flood came and drowned them all. That's how it'll be when I come. 1:41-43

  7. Watch out. You never know when I [Jesus] will come. 1:48

  8. Evil servants say, "He's late in coming." Then they'll get drunk and smite their fellow servants. I'll come when they're not looking. 1:51-53

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