509. What was Jesus H. Christ's real name?

It's a secret. No one knows his name.

His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself. Revelation 19:12


The angel of the LORD appeared unto him in a dream, saying, Joseph, thou son of David, fear not to take unto thee Mary thy wife: for that which is conceived in her is of the Holy Ghost. And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name JESUS. Matthew 1:21


A virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel. Matthew 1:23


He shall be called, THE LORD OUR RIGHTEOUSNESS. Jeremiah 23:6

Alpha and Omega

I am Alpha and Omega. Revelation 1:8

The Lion of the tribe of Juda, the Root of David

Behold, the Lion of the tribe of Juda, the Root of David, hath prevailed to open the book, and to loose the seven seals thereof. Revelation 5:5

Faithful and True

I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. Revelation 19:11

The Word of God

He was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God. Revelation 19:13

King of Kings and Lord of Lords

He hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS. Revelation 19:16
(See: What does Jesus have written on his testicles?)

The bright and morning star

I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star. Revelation 22:16

Since Christians (wrongly) believe that the words of Isaiah 9:6 refer to Jesus, I guess I should add the names in this verse to the list.
[Ever heard anyone (other than the Book of Mormon) call Jesus "the everlasting Father"?]

Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, the Prince of Peace

For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace. Isaiah 9:6