0 4. Women : Absurdity

Allah hath cursed them for their disbelief, so they believe not, save a few. 4:46

Trivia: Why are men in charge of women?

4. Women : Absurdity (19)

  1. Inheritance laws: None of this makes sense to me, but here's a link that explains it all for you. 4:11-12
  2. "We shall cast him into Fire, and that is ever easy for Allah." 4:30
  3. Be kind to the slaves "whom your right hands possess." But, of course, if a kind person would set slaves free and wouldn't have them in the first place. 4:36
  4. Don't make Satan your imaginary friend. Choose Allah instead! 4:38
  5. If you get dirty (by touching a woman or something), and can't find any clean water around at prayer time, you can clean up by rubbing your face and hands in some clean dirt. 4:43
  6. Christians and Jews must believe what Allah has revealed to Muhammad or Allah will disfigure their faces or turn them into apes, as he did the Sabbath-breakers. (See 2:65-66) 4:47
  7. Virgins (and plenteous shade) await those who enter paradise. 4:57
  8. "We sent no messenger save that he should be obeyed by Allah's leave." (Obey Muhammad.) 4:64
  9. Don't worry about dying in battle. Remember the shade and the pure companions. Allah wouldn't hurt the down on a date-stone. 4:77
  10. If something good happens to you, it is because of Allah. If something bad happens, it's your own damn fault. Heads, Allah wins; tails, you lose. 4:78-79
  11. "Whoso obeyeth the messenger hath obeyed Allah, and whoso turneth away: We have not sent thee as a warder over them." 4:80
  12. "Will they not then ponder on the Qur'an? If it had been from other than Allah they would have found therein much incongruity."
    If the Quran was not from Allah its critics would find some mistakes in it.(The Quran filled with mistakes. It is a silly, error-filled book. But even if the Quran didn't contain a single error, it would not prove that it was from Allah.) 4:82
  13. "If it had not been for the grace of Allah upon you and His mercy ye would have followed Satan, save a few (of you)."
    Most of us would be followers of Satan if it wasn't for Allah. 4:83
  14. Whoever participates in a good cause, will be rewarded. Whoever participates in an evil cause, will bear the consequences thereof. (It's not true, but it's a nice thought.) 4:85
  15. If someone says Hi to you say Hi (or Howdy) back to them. 4:86
  16. "Who enjoineth almsgiving and kindness and peace-making ... We shall bestow ... a vast reward."
    It is good to help the poor and make peace. (But the part about Allah giving you a big reward for doing so is a big lie.) 4:114
  17. Don't cut cattle's ears and, thereby, change Allah's creation. (This is interpreted to mean that Muslim men must not shave their beards, and Muslim women must not pluck their eyebrows.) Allah commands non-Muslims to shave beards and pluck eyebrows so he can have an excuse to burn them in hell after they die. 4:119-121
  18. Allah will not allow disbelievers to succeed against believers. 4:141
  19. Jesus was not crucified. (It just looked like he was.) 4:157-8

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