The First Book of Nephi


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1 And it came to pass exceedingly
2 The incredible journey begins
3 Oh my heck! We forgot the brass plates!
4 Better for one man to die than a whole nation dwindle in unbelief
5 After this manner of language did they speak
6 It mattereth not to me that I am particular
7 Oh Fetch! We forgot the fricken women!
8 Lehi's magic happy-fruit tree
9 Nephi name his plates
10 Lehi's prophecies
11 The Spirit shows Nephi everything his father saw
12 A dark, loathsome, filthy, idle, and abominable people
13 The devil founds the Catholic church
Columbus discovers America
God helps the Gentiles slaughter the Native Americans
The Gentiles were white, fair, and beautiful (just like the Nephites)
God helps the Americans win the Revolutionary War
The Catholic Church removed the plain and precious parts of the Bible
The Book of Mormon restores the Bible
14 There are only two churches - the church of God (the Mormons) and the church of the devil (everyone else)
15 Nephi explains his dad's magic tree (again)
16 A group marriage
A magic brass ball
A broken steel bow
Ishmael dies and his family revolts
17 The Trip to Bountiful
Nephi builds a ship
18 Nephi discovers America
19 The plates of ore (and the other plates)
The prophecies of Zenock, Neum, and Zenos
A reading from the book of the prophet Isaiah
20 Sealing Isaiah: No peace for the wicked
21 More Isaiah: Nursing fathers, drunk with blood
22 Someday Catholics will get drunk on their own blood