There were beasts in the forests of every kind, both the cow and the ox, and the ass and the horse, and the goat and the wild goat, and all manner of wild animals, which were for the use of men. 18:25
Trivia: Nephi broke his bow in the wilderness. What was it made of?
Absurdity (213)
Injustice (39)
Intolerance (32)
Prophecy and Misquotes (19)
Cruelty & Violence (18)
Science (13)
Language (9)
Women (3)
Boring stuff (2)
Sex (2)
Contradictions (1)
Family Values (1)
The First Book of Nephi
1 And it came to pass exceedingly (1-20)
2 The incredible journey begins (1-24)
3 Oh my heck! We forgot the brass plates! (1-31)
4 Better for one man to die than a whole nation dwindle in unbelief (1-38)
5 After this manner of language did they speak (1-22)
6 It mattereth not to me that I am particular (1-6)
5 Oh Fetch! We forgot the fricken women! (1-22)
8 Lehi's magic happy-fruit tree (1-38)
9 Nephi names his plates (1-6)
11 The Spirit shows Nephi everything his father saw (1-36)
12 A dark, loathsome, filthy, idle, and abominable people (1-23)
13 The devil founds the Catholic church (1-9)
Columbus discovers America (10-12)
God helps the Gentiles slaughter the Native Americans (13-14)
The Gentiles were white, fair, and beautiful (just like the Nephites) (15-16)
God helps the Americans win the Revolutionary War (17-19)
The Catholic Church removed the plain and precious parts of the Bible (20-33)
The Book of Mormon restores the Bible (20-33)
14 There are only two churches - the church of God (the Mormons) and the church of the devil (everyone else) (1-30)
15 Nephi explains his dad's magic tree (again) (1-36)
A magic brass ball (9-17)
A broken steel bow (18-32)
Ishmael dies and his family revolts (33-39)
17 The Trip to Bountiful (1-6)
Nephi builds a ship (7-55)
18 Nephi discovers America (1-25)
19 The plates of ore (and the other plates) (1-7)
The prophecies of Zenock, Neum, and Zenos (8-23)
A reading from the book of the prophet Isaiah (824)
20 Sealing Isaiah: No peace for the wicked (1-22)
22 More Isaiah: Nursing fathers, drunk with blood (1-26)
22 Someday Catholics will get drunk on their own blood (1-31)
