The First Book of Kings
1 A virgin is found to give David some heat (1-4)
Adonijah tries to become king (5-10)
Bathsheba makes Solomon king (11-53)
2 David's last words: Murder Joab and Shimei (1-9)
Solomon kills his brother Adonijah (10-25)
Solomon kills Joab and Shimei (26-46)
3 Solomon "takes" the Pharaoh's daughter and sacrifices 1000 animals to God (1-4)
God appears to Solomon in a dream (5-15)
Two prostitutes and a baby (16-28)
Solomon was wiser than Heman (20-34)
5 Materials for God's house (1-18 2 Chr 2)
6 Solomon builds a house for God (1-38)
7 Solomon builds much larger house for himself (1-51)
8 The ark is brought into the temple (1-66)
Solomon's speech (12-61)
Solomon's animal sacrfice (62-66)
Hiram didn't like the cities Solomon gave him (but he gave Solomon lots of gold anyway) (10-28 2 Chr 8)
10 The Queen of Sheba visits Solomon (1-13)
Solomon's stuff (14-29)
11 Solomon's strange wives and concubines (1-13)
God stirs up adversaries to Solomon (14-25)
God gives ten tribes to Jeroboam (26-40)
Solomon dies (41-43)
12 The people of Israel rebel against Rehoboam (1-20 2 Chr 10)
God tells everyone to go home (21-24 2 Chr 11)
Jeroboam's golden calves (25-33)
13 A tale of two prophets (1-34)
14 God kills Jeroboam's son (and promises to kill his family and descendants) (1-18)
Images, groves, and sodomites (19-31)
15 Abijam wasn't perfect like David (1-8 2 Chr 13)
Asa was intolerant (but perfect in the eyes of the Lord) (9-24)
Asa's war with Baasha (16-22)
Asa's foot disease (23-24)
Nadab did evil in the sight of the Lord (25-26)
Baasha kills Nadab and becomes king of Israel (27-28)
Baasha kills Jeroboam's family (according to the word of the Lord) (29-34)
16 God tells Jehu that he will kill Baasha's family (1-7)
Baasha's son Elah becomes king, and is killed by Zimri (8-10)
Zimri kills Baasha's family and friends (11-14)
Zimri is king for a week. Then he burns to death. (15-20)
Omri becomes king (21-28)
After Omri dies, his son Ahab becomes king (29-34)
17 Elijah is fed by ravens (1-7)
A widow provides for Elijah (8-16)
Elijah and the widow's son (17-24)
18 God tells Elijah to visit Ahab (1-15)
The light-my-fire contest (to determine whose god is God) (16-39)
After winning the contest, Elijah kills the 450 losers (40)
Elijah makes it rain (41-46)
19 Jezebel threatens to kill Elijah (1-4)
An angel visits Elijah (and feeds him angel food cake) (5-8)
God visits Elijah (9-18)
Elisha joins Elijah (19-21)
20 Benhadad threatens Ahab (1-11)
God delivers Benhadad into Ahab's hand (12-21)
100,000 Syrians are killed (for calling God a god of the hills) (22-29)
27,000 Syrians are killed by a falling wall (30)
Benhadad and Ahab reach an agreement (31-34)
A lion kills a man for refusing to smite a prophet (35-42)
Jezebel's plan (7-10)
Naboth is stoned to death (11-16)
Elijah tells Ahab what God says (That he'll kill him and his whole wall-pissing family) (17-29)
22 Ahab and Jehoshaphat ask God if they should attack Syria (1-18)
God puts a lying spirit in the mouth of his prophets (19-28)
King Ahab dies (and the dogs licked his blood according to the word of the Lord) (29-53)
