How many has God killed?

Genesis (20,074,005)

1. The Flood of Noah: All flesh died that moved upon the earth
20 million
2. Abraham's war to rescue Lot
1000
3. Sodom and Gomorrrah
2000
4. Remember Lot's wife (Forget Jesus)
1
5. The Dinah and Shechem Massacre
1002
6. Er was wicked in the sight of the Lord (so the Lord slew him)
1
7. Onan spilled it on the ground (so the Lord killed him too)
1
8. God's seven-year, world-wide famine
70,000

Exodus (820,000)

9. There will be blood: The First Plague of Egypt
10,000
10. The seventh plague of Egypt: Hail shall come down upon them and they shall die.
300,000
11. The Lord smote all the firstborn in thre land of Egypt
500,000
12. God drowned the Egyptian army: The Lord took off their chariot wheels
5000
13. The Lord will have war with Amalek from generation to generation
1000
14. Who is on the Lord's side: Forcing friends and family to kill each other
3000
15. The Lord plagued the people because of the calf that Aaron made
1000

Leviticus (3)

16. God burned Aaron's sons to death for offering "strange fire before the Lord"
2
17.A blasphemer is stoned to death
1

Numbers (250,172)

18. When the people complained, God burned them to death
100
19. While the flesh was still between their teeth, the Lord smote them with a very great plague
10,000
20. Ten scouts are killed for their honest report
110
21. Sticks and stones: A man gathering sticks on the Sabbath day is stoned to death
1
22. Korah and his companions are buried alive (along with their families)
9
23. God burned 250 people to death for burning incense
250
24. God killed 14,700 for complaining about God's killings
14,700
25. The massacre of the Aradites
3000
26. God sent fiery serpents to bite the people for complaining about the lack of food and water
100
27. Phinehas's double murder: A killing to end God's killngs
24,002
28. The Midianite massacre: Have you saved all the women alive?
200,000

Deuteronomy (570,000)

29. God slowly killed the Israelite army
500,000
30. God the giant killer
5000
31. God hardens king Sihon's heart so that all his people can be killed
5000
32. Og and all the men, women, and children in 60 cities
60,000

Joshua (60,005)

33. The Jericho Massacre
1000
34. Achan and his family are stoned and burned to death
5
35. The Ai Massacre
12,000
36. God stops the sun so that Joshua can get his killing done in the daylight
5000
37. Five kings are killed and hung on trees
10,000
38. Joshua utterly destroyed all that breathed as the Lord God commanded
7000
39. The genocide of twenty kingdoms
20,000
40. The Anakim: Some more giant killing
5000

Judges (285,733)

41. The Lord delivered the Canaanites and the Perizzites
10,000
42. The Jerusalem massacre
1000
43. Five massacres, a wedding, and some God-proof iron chariots
5000
44. The Lord delivered Chushanrishathaim
1000
45. Ehud delivers a message from God
1
46. God delivers 10,000 lusty Moabites
10,000
47. Shamgar killed 600 Philistines with an ox goad
600
48. Barak and God massacre the Canaanites
1000
49. Jael pounds a tent stake through a sleeping man's skull
1
50. Gideon's Story: The Lord set every man's sword against his fellow
120,000
51. A city is massacred and 1000 burn to death because of God's evil spirit
2000
52. The Ammonite massacre
20,000
53. Jephthah's daughter
1
54. 42,000 killed for failing the "shibboleth" test
42,000
55. Samson murders thirty men for their clothes
30
56. Samson kills 1000 with the jawbone of an ass
1000
57. Samson kills 3000 in a suicide terrorist attack
3000
58. A holy civil war
65,100
59. Two genocides and 200 stolen virgins
4000