David sends Joab to destroy the Ammonites

11:1
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And it came to pass, after the year was expired, at the time when kings go
forth to battle, that David sent Joab, and his servants with him, and all
Israel; and they destroyed the children of Ammon, and besieged Rabbah. But
David tarried still at Jerusalem.
It was the time of the year when kings go to battle,
so David sent Joab to destroy the Ammonites and beiege Rabbath. [
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David impregnates Bathsheba

11:2-5
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And it came to pass in an eveningtide, that David arose from off his bed,
and walked upon the roof of the
king's house: and from the roof he saw a woman washing herself; and the
woman was very beautiful to look upon.
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And David sent and enquired after the woman. And one said, Is not this
Bathsheba, the daughter of Eliam, the wife of Uriah the Hittite?
While Joab was slaughtering Ammonites, David stayed in Jerusalem.
One evening, while walking on the roof of his house, he saw a beautiful woman washing herself.
David asked who the woman was, and was told that she was Bathsheba, the wife of Uriah.
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And David sent messengers, and took
her; and she came in unto him, and he lay with her; for she was purified from her
uncleanness: and she returned unto her house.
David sent messengers to bring her to him.
When she arrived, he had sex with her (since "she was purified from her uncleanness").
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And the woman conceived, and sent and told David, and said, I am with
child.
Bathsheba said to David, "I'm pregnant."
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And David sent to Joab, saying, Send me Uriah the Hittite. And Joab sent
Uriah to David.
David sent for Bathsheba's husband, Uriah.
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And when Uriah was come unto him, David demanded of him how Joab did, and
how the people did, and how the war prospered.
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And David said to Uriah, Go down to thy house, and wash thy feet. And
Uriah departed out of the king's house, and there followed him a mess of
meat from the king.
When Uriah arrived, David said to him,
How's Joab doing? How about your family? Is the war going well?
Go home and wash your feet. [2]
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But Uriah slept at the door of the king's house with all the servants of
his lord, and went not down to his house.
But Uriah didn't go home. He slept at the door of David's house.
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And when they had told David, saying, Uriah went not down unto his house,
David said unto Uriah, Camest thou not from thy journey? why then didst thou
not go down unto thine house?
When David heard that Uriah didn't go home, he said to him,
Why didn't you go to your house?
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And Uriah said unto David, The ark, and Israel, and Judah, abide in tents;
and my lord Joab, and the servants of my lord, are encamped in the open
fields; shall I then go into mine house, to eat and to drink, and to lie
with my wife? as thou livest, and as thy soul liveth, I will not do this
thing.
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And David said to Uriah, Tarry here to day also, and to morrow I will let
thee depart. So Uriah abode in Jerusalem that day, and the morrow.
Uriah answered,
While the ark, Israel, and Judah live in tents, and Joab and your army are sleeping on the ground,
how can I go home, eat and drink, and have sex with my wife?
I won't do it.
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And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he
made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants
of his lord, but went not down to his house.
Uriah ate with David, got drunk, and slept with David's servants.
But he didn't go home.
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And it came to pass in the morning, that David wrote a letter to Joab, and
sent it by the hand of Uriah.
In the morning, David wrote a letter, and told Uriah to deliver it to Joab.
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And he wrote in the letter, saying, Set ye Uriah in the forefront of the hottest
battle, and retire ye from him, that he may be smitten, and die.
The letter said,
Make sure Uriah is killed in battle.
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And it came to pass, when Joab observed the city, that he assigned Uriah
unto a place where he knew that valiant men were.
So Joab put Uriah in a place he knew he'd be killed.
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And the men of the city went out, and fought with Joab: and there fell
some of the people of the servants of David; and Uriah the Hittite died also.
And Uriah died in battle.
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Then Joab sent and told David all the things concerning the war;
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And charged the messenger, saying, When thou hast made an end of telling
the matters of the war unto the king,
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And if so be that the king's wrath arise, and he say unto thee, Wherefore
approached ye so nigh unto the city when ye did fight? knew ye not that they
would shoot from the wall?
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Who smote Abimelech the son of Jerubbesheth? did not a woman cast a piece
of a millstone upon him from the wall, that he died in Thebez? why went ye
nigh the wall? then say thou, Thy servant Uriah the Hittite is dead also.
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So the messenger went, and came and shewed David all that Joab had sent
him for.
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And the messenger said unto David, Surely the men prevailed against us,
and came out unto us into the field, and we were upon them even unto the
entering of the gate.
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And the shooters shot from off the wall upon thy servants; and some of the
king's servants be dead, and thy servant Uriah the Hittite is dead also.
Joab sent a messenger to David to tell him about the death of Uriah.
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Then David said unto the messenger, Thus shalt thou say unto Joab, Let not
this thing displease thee, for the sword devoureth one as well as another:
make thy battle more strong against the city, and overthrow it: and
encourage thou him.
David told the messenger to say to Joab,
Don't be disturbed by Joab's death. Shit happens in war.
David marries Bathsheba and she has a son

11:16-27
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And when the wife of Uriah heard that Uriah her husband was dead, she
mourned for her husband.
When Bathsheba heard that her husband was killed, she mourned for him.
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And when the mourning
was past, David sent and fetched her to his house, and she became
his wife and bare him a son. But the thing that David had done
displeased the LORD.
Then David fetched her, she became his wife and had a son.
But the thing David did displeased the Lord. [3]