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I will search Jerusalem with candles. 1:12

Trivia: What city will God search with candles?

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Zephaniah : Absurdity (8)

  1. "The day of the LORD is at hand." 1:7
  2. God will punish the princes, the king's children, the merchant people, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel, leap on the threshold, or bear silver. 1:8-11
  3. God doesn't have good night-vision, so he needs candles when he comes to rob people of their houses, goods, and wine. 1:12-13
  4. "The great day of the LORD is near." 1:14
  5. Hide from God and hope he doesn't find you. 2:1-3
  6. "The cormorant and the bittern shall lodge in the upper lintels of it."
    A prophecy for birdwatchers. 2:14
  7. "Every one that passeth by her [Assyria] shall hiss, and wag his hand." 2:15
  8. The Singing God: "God will joy over thee with singing." 3:17

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