Enoch, my son, prophesy unto this people, and say unto them ... by their oaths, they have brought upon themselves death; and a hell I have prepared for them, if they repent not. 6:27

Trivia: In the Book of Moses, when God introduced himself to Moses, what did he say his name was?

The Book of Moses : Absurdity (18)

  1. Moses was on a mountain when God spoke to him. 1:1

  2. He saw God face to face, and talked to him. And God's glory was upon him. 1:2

  3. God said to Moses, "I'm God. Endless is my name. Because I didn't have a beginning and won't have an end. Isn't that endless?" 1:3

  4. Thou art in the similitude of mine Only Begotten; and mine Only Begotten.

    Moses looked a lot like Jesus. (I guess.) 1:6, 13, 16

  5. You [Moses] look like my Only Begotten, who will be the Savior. 1:6

  6. I [Moses] saw God with my own eyes. But with my spiritual eyes, not my real eyes. If I saw him with my real eyes, I'd be dead. 1:11

  7. When Moses said these words, Satan came to tempt him, saying, "Moses, son of man, worship me." 1:12

  8. Satan cried out with a loud voice, and said, "I'm the Only Begotten, worship me." 1:19

  9. Moses saw hell and was afraid. But he said to Satan, "Go away, Satan." 1:20

  10. Satan trembled, the earth shook, and Moses said to Satan, "In the name of the Only Begotten, go away, Satan." 1:21

  11. Satan cried out with a loud voice, while weeping, and wailing, and gnashing his teeth. Then he went away. 1:22

  12. Then Moses lifted up his eyes and was filled with the Holy Ghost. 1:24

  13. Moses saw God's glory again, and heard a voice saying, "You are blessed, Moses. You'll be stronger than many waters, and will command them like your were God. You'll deliver my chosen people from bondage." 1:25-26

  14. While the voice was still speaking, Moses saw everyone and everything on earth. 1:27

  15. Moses, I'm going to tell you about heaven and earth. Write it all down. In the beginning I created these things with my only begotten. 2:1

  16. And again... 2:4

  17. I, God, said to my only begotten, who was with me from the beginning, Let us make man look like us. 2:26

  18. I, God, created humans (male and female) to look like me and my only begotten. 2:27

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