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For I will pass through the land of Egypt this night, and will smite all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, both man and beast. Exodus 12:12

Trivia: What was the first plague that the Pharaoh's magicians couldn't do?

Sex in the The Quran

    11. Hud

  1. Lot offers his daughters to a mob of angel rapers. 11:78
  2. 12. Joseph

  3. "She bolted the doors and said: Come!" 12:23
  4. 15. Al-Hijr

  5. Lot offers his daughters to a mob of angel rapers. 15:71
  6. 2. The Cow

  7. Virgins await those who enter paradise. 2:25
  8. It's OK to have sex with your wives during Ramadan (at least after sunset). In fact you must "hold intercourse with them." All of them. It is your sacred Muslim duty. 2:187
  9. Menstruation is a filthy disease. All good Muslim men should stay the hell away from menstruating women And for God sakes, don't have sex with them while they're menstruating. It creeps Allah out just to think of it. 2:222a
  10. But don't worry guys. After they clean up you can have sex with them whenever you want. Allah loves clean men as much as he hates menstruating women. 2:222b
  11. In the mind of Allah, women are like a dirty field for men to plow with their penises. Plow them whenever you like (as long as they're not menstruating, of course.) 2:223
  12. Still, if a man doesn't want to have sex with his wives, Allah is OK with that, too. Wait four months, then if they change their minds, go ahead and have sex with them. 2:226
  13. When a man dies, his wives can't have sex for four months and ten days. After that, if they're not pregnant, it's no sin for the dead man if his wives have sex again. 2:234
  14. 23. The Believers

  15. You don't have to be modest around your wives or your slave girls "that your right hand possess." 23:6
  16. 3. The Family of 'Imran

  17. "Pure companions, and contentment from Allah"
    Virgins await those who enter paradise. 3:15
  18. 36. Ya Sin

  19. The men in paradise will be happily employed with their wives. 36:55-56
  20. 37. Those who set the ranks

  21. But the single-minded slaves of Allah will enjoy a Garden filled with lovely-eyed virgins. 37:40-48
  22. 38. Sad

  23. Female companions await those who enter the Gardens of Eden on the Day of Reckoning. 38:52
  24. 4. Women

  25. Lewd women are to be confined to their houses until death. 4:15
  26. If any of your women get lewd, cut off their inheritance. 4:19
  27. f your slave wives are guilty of lewdness, punish them half as much as you punish your lewd free wives. 4:25c
  28. Men are in charge of women, because Allah made men to be better than women. Women must obey men, and if they refuse they must be punished. Refuse to have sex with them and beat them into submission (Islam). 4:34
  29. Virgins await those who enter paradise. 4:57
  30. 44. Smoke

  31. Allah will provide beautiful wives for the men in the garden. 44:54
  32. 52. The Mount

  33. Allah will reward those in the Garden with beautiful wives with wide, lovely eyes. 52:20
  34. 55. The Beneficent

  35. Allah will give those in the Garden women of modest gaze whom neither man nor jinn have touched. 55:56-57, 55:70-74
  36. 56. The Event

  37. Those in the Garden will be attended by immortal youths with wide, lovely eyes. 56:17-23
  38. Allah made virgins to be lovers and friends to those on his right hand. 56:36-37
  39. 60. She That Is To Be Examined

  40. Lie about things they've devised between their hands and feet. 60:12
  41. 66. Banning

  42. O Prophet! Why bannest thou that which Allah hath made lawful for thee, seeking to please thy wives?"
    Allah says it's OK for Muhammad to have sex with any of his wives whenever he wants. 66:1
  43. 7. The Heights

  44. Adam and his nameles wife (Eve?) didn't know they were naked until they ate from the tree. 7:22
  45. 75. The Rising of the Dead

  46. Those in the Garden will be waited on by immortal youths, as beautiful as scattered pearls. 76:19
  47. 78. The Tidings

  48. Those in the Gardens will have maidens for companions. 78:33

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