And the Jews say the Christians follow nothing (true), and the Christians say the Jews follow nothing (true); yet both are readers of the Scripture. 2:113
Muhammad said that Satan runs away
from any house in which this surah is recited. 2:1-286
"Alif. Lam. Mim."
Many surahs start with three Arabic letters. No one knows why. But I have a theory. The mysterious letters (Alif. Lam. Mim.)
are the Quranic equivalent of WTF. 2:1
Muslims can't eat carrion, pork, blood, or anything sacrificed to another god. 2:173
The Republicans should like this verse. It forbids what Tea Baggers they like to call the "death tax." So when a rich Muslim dies,
he must leave all of his wealth to his family. 2:180
"Be not cast by your own hands to ruin."
Some Muslims interpret this to forbid suicide bombings. 2:195
"Beautified is the life of the world for those who disbelieve;
they make a jest of the believers."
Yes life is beautiful to us unbelievers and we like to laugh at believers! 2:212
