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Psalm 58

To the chief Musician, Altaschith, Michtam of David.
58:1 Do ye indeed speak righteousness, O congregation? do ye judge uprightly, O ye sons of men? (58:3) "The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies."
Wicked people are wicked from birth -- God made them that way. They tell lies immediately after birth (before they can even talk!).

(58:6-7) "Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth ... Let them be as cut in pieces."
How should we treat our enemies?

(58:8a) "As a snail melteth"
Snails don't melt; they simply leave a slimy trail as they move along.

(58:8b)
"Let every one of them pass away: like the untimely birth of a woman, that they may not see the sun."
A prayer that your enemies will die like an aborted fetus.

(58:10) "The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth the vengeance: he shall wash his feet in the blood of the wicked."
"The righteous" will rejoice when he sees "the wicked" being dismembered by God. He'll even get a chance to wash his feet in their blood. Now that's entertainment!
Should we rejoice to see our enemies suffer?

58:2 Yea, in heart ye work wickedness; ye weigh the violence of your hands in the earth.
58:3 The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.
58:4 Their poison is like the poison of a serpent: they are like the deaf adder that stoppeth her ear;
58:5 Which will not hearken to the voice of charmers, charming never so wisely.
58:6 Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth: break out the great teeth of the young lions, O LORD.
58:7 Let them melt away as waters which run continually: when he bendeth his bow to shoot his arrows, let them be as cut in pieces.
58:8 As a snail which melteth, let every one of them pass away: like the untimely birth of a woman, that they may not see the sun.
58:9 Before your pots can feel the thorns, he shall take them away as with a whirlwind, both living, and in his wrath.
58:10 The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth the vengeance: he shall wash his feet in the blood of the wicked.
58:11 So that a man shall say, Verily there is a reward for the righteous: verily he is a God that judgeth in the earth.

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The Psalms: Imprecatory Prayers for Christian Terrorists (58:6-10)
Some suggestions for the next Left Behind game (58:10)
Some suggested verses for U.S Military Jesus Guns (58:10)
Drunk with Blood: It's one of God's favorite expressions (58:10)
A prayer from Psalm 58: Ask God to make someone die like an aborted fetus.
What if we could edit the Bible? (Opening Karl Giberson's can of worms) (58:10)