Get the SAB on CD5:1 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
5:2 Command the children of Israel, that they put out of the camp every leper, and every one that hath an issue, and whosoever is defiled by the dead:
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Numbers Trivia Question:
Numbers 5
God said to Moses,
Command the Israelites to expel from camp all lepers, those with an issue, and those who are defiled by the dead.
5:3 Both male and female shall ye put out, without the camp shall ye put them; that they defile not their camps, in the midst whereof I dwell.
Expel both males and females, so that they don't defile the camp where I dwell.
5:4 And the children of Israel did so, and put them out without the camp: as the LORD spake unto Moses, so did the children of Israel.
And the Israelites expelled them, as God commanded.
5:5-10
5:5 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
5:6 Speak unto the children of Israel, When a man or woman shall commit any sin that men commit, to do a trespass against the LORD, and that person be guilty;
God said to Moses,
Say this to the Israelites,When a man or woman commits a sin and trespasses against me, and that person is guilty.
5:7 Then they shall confess their sin which they have done: and he shall recompense his trespass with the principal thereof, and add unto it the fifth part thereof, and give it unto him against whom he hath trespassed.
They they must confess their sin and pay for the damages, adding 20%.
5:8 But if the man have no kinsman to recompense the trespass unto, let the trespass be recompensed unto the LORD, even to the priest; beside the ram of the atonement, whereby an atonement shall be made for him.
If there is no relative to pay, then they must pay me - that is, the priest.
They also must sacrfice a ram for atonement.
5:9 And every offering of all the holy things of the children of Israel, which they bring unto the priest, shall be his.
Every offering of holy things belongs to the priest.
5:10 And every man's hallowed things shall be his: whatsoever any man giveth the priest, it shall be his.
Whatever a man gives to a priest, belongs to the priest.
5:11 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
5:12 Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, If any man's wife go aside, and commit a trespass against him,
5:13 And a man lie with her carnally, and it be hid from the eyes of her husband, and be kept close, and she be defiled, and there be no witness against her, neither she be taken with the manner;
5:14 And the spirit of jealousy come upon him, and he be jealous of his wife, and she be defiled: or if the spirit of jealousy come upon him, and he be jealous of his wife, and she be not defiled:
5:15 Then shall the man bring his wife unto the priest, and he shall bring her offering for her, the tenth part of an ephah of barley meal; he shall pour no oil upon it, nor put frankincense thereon; for it is an offering of jealousy, an offering of memorial, bringing iniquity to remembrance.
God said to Moses,
Say this to the Israelites,When the spirit of jealousy comes upon a man, and he suspects that his wife has had sex with another man, the man shall bring his wife to the priest.
5:16 And the priest shall bring her near, and set her before the LORD:
5:17 And the priest shall take holy water in an earthen vessel; and of the dust that is in the floor of the tabernacle the priest shall take, and put it into the water:
5:18 And the priest shall set the woman before the LORD, and uncover the woman's head, and put the offering of memorial in her hands, which is the jealousy offering: and the priest shall have in his hand the bitter water that causeth the curse:
And the priest shall set her before me.
5:19 And the priest shall charge her by an oath, and say unto the woman, If no man have lain with thee, and if thou hast not gone aside to uncleanness with another instead of thy husband, be thou free from this bitter water that causeth the curse:
The priest shall say to the woman,If you have not had sex with a man who is not your husband, be free from this bitter water that causes the curse.
5:20 But if thou hast gone aside to another instead of thy husband, and if thou be defiled, and some man have lain with thee beside thine husband:
5:21 Then the priest shall charge the woman with an oath of cursing, and the priest shall say unto the woman, The LORD make thee a curse and an oath among thy people, when the LORD doth make thy thigh to rot, and thy belly to swell;
5:22 And this water that causeth the curse shall go into thy bowels, to make thy belly to swell, and thy thigh to rot: And the woman shall say, Amen, amen.
5:23 And the priest shall write these curses in a book, and he shall blot them out with the bitter water:
But if you have had sex with a man who is not your husband, God will make your thigh rot and your belly swell.And this water that causes the curse will go into your bowels and make your belly swell and your thigh rot.And the woman shall say,Amen. Amen.
5:24 And he shall cause the woman to drink the bitter water that causeth the curse: and the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her, and become bitter.
5:25 Then the priest shall take the jealousy offering out of the woman's hand, and shall wave the offering before the LORD, and offer it upon the altar:
5:26 And the priest shall take an handful of the offering, even the memorial thereof, and burn it upon the altar, and afterward shallcause the woman to drink the water.
Then the priest will make her drink the bitter water that causes the curse.
5:27 And when he hath made her to drink the water, then it shall come to pass, that, if she be defiled, and have done trespass against her husband, that the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her, and become bitter, and her belly shall swell, and her thigh shall rot: and the woman shall be a curse among her people.
If she is defiled and has had sex with a man who is not her husband, her belly will swell, her thigh will rot, and she will be a curse among her people.
5:28 And if the woman be not defiled, but be clean; then she shall be free, and shall conceive seed.
But if she is not defiled, then she shall be free and will conceive seed. [3]
5:29 This is the law of jealousies, when a wife goeth aside to another instead of her husband, and is defiled;
This is the law of jealousies, when a wife has sex with a man who is not her husband.
5:30 Or when the spirit of jealousy cometh upon him, and he be jealous over his wife, and shall set the woman before the LORD, and the priest shall execute upon her all this law.
Or when the spirit of jealousy comes on a man and he is jealous over his wife.
5:31 Then shall the man be guiltless from iniquity, and this woman shall bear her iniquity.
The man is guiltless and the woman shall bear her iniquity.
Notes
- Put out of the camp every leper. (vv.1-3)
God tells Moses to expel all lepers from the camp "that they defile not ... whereof I dwell."
So by God's instructions, the sick are abandoned and left to suffer and die alone.
- This is the law of jealousies. (vv.11-31)
If a man suspects his wife of being unfaithful, he reports it to the priest.
The priest then makes her drink some "bitter water."
If she is guilty, the water makes her thigh rot and her belly swell.
If innocent, no harm done -- the woman is free and will "conceive seed."
In any case, "the man shall beguiltless from iniquity, and this woman shall bear her iniquity."
- If the woman be not defiled, but be clean; then she shall be free, and shall
conceive seed. (v.28)
If the woman passes the test, her thigh doesn't rot and her belly doesn't swell, and she will "conceive seed."
This seems to imply that if she fails the test (and had sex with a man who is not her husband), the bitter water will cause her to fail to conceive.
So is the priest (and therefore God, since it's his procedure) causing the woman to have an abortion by forcing her to drink the bitter water?
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- People with leprosy must live completely alone.
- Command the children of Israel, that they put out of the camp every leper ... Both male and female shall ye put out, without the camp shall ye put them; that they defile not their camps, in the midst whereof I dwell. 5:2-3
- Don't allow anyone who has an issue to live near you.
- Put out of the camp ... every one that hath an issue ... Both male and female shall ye put out, without the camp shall ye put them; that they defile not their camps, in the midst whereof I dwell. 5:2-3
- Don't allow anyone who has touched a dead body to live near you.
- Put out of the camp ... whosoever is defiled by the dead: Both male and female shall ye put out, without the camp shall ye put them; that they defile not their camps, in the midst whereof I dwell. 5:2-3
- If you sin, confess your sin.
- Speak unto the children of Israel, When a man or woman shall commit any sin that men commit, to do a trespass against the LORD, and that person be guilty; Then they shall confess their sin which they have done. 5:6-7
- If a you sin, you must pay back the preson who you injured plus 20%.
- When a man or woman shall commit any sin that men commit, to do a trespass against the LORD, and that person be guilty ... he shall recompense his trespass with the principal thereof, and add unto it the fifth part thereof, and give it unto him against whom he hath trespassed. 5:6-7
- If the injured person and his family cannot be found, then the payment goes to the priest instead.
- When a man or woman shall commit any sin that men commit, to do a trespass against the LORD, and that person be guilty ... if the man have no kinsman to recompense the trespass unto, let the trespass be recompensed unto the LORD, even to the priest; beside the ram of the atonement, whereby an atonement shall be made for him. 5:6-8
- All holy donations belong to the priest.
- Every offering of all the holy things of the children of Israel, which they bring unto the priest, shall be his. And every man's hallowed things shall be his: whatsoever any man giveth the priest, it shall be his. 5:9-10
- The Law of Jealousies: What a man must do when he suspects that his wife has been unfaithful.
- And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, If any man's wife go aside, and commit a trespass against him, And a man lie with her carnally, and it be hid from the eyes of her husband, and be kept close, and she be defiled, and there be no witness against her, neither she be taken with the manner; And the spirit of jealousy come upon him, and he be jealous of his wife, and she be defiled: or if the spirit of jealousy come upon him, and he be jealous of his wife, and she be not defiled: Then shall the man bring his wife unto the priest.... 5:11-31