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The Book of Hosea

CHAPTER 2

Tell your mother that she's a whore
2:1-13

1 Say ye unto your brethren, Ammi; and to your sisters, Ruhamah.

God says,

Say to your brothers and sisters:

2 Plead with your mother, plead: for she is not my wife, neither am I her husband: let her therefore put away her whoredoms out of her sight, and her adulteries from between her breasts;

Tell your mother that she is not my wife and I am not her husband.

Tell her to put away her whoredoms and her adulteries between her breasts.

3 Lest I strip her naked, and set her as in the day that she was born, and make her as a wilderness, and set her like a dry land, and slay her with thirst.

Or I will strip her naked and make her die of thirst.

4 And I will not have mercy upon her children; for they be the children of whoredoms.

I won't have mercy on her children, because they are the children of whoredoms.

5 For their mother hath played the harlot: she that conceived them hath done shamefully: for she said, I will go after my lovers, that give me my bread and my water, my wool and my flax, mine oil and my drink.

Since your mother has played the harlot, and said,

I will go after my lovers.

6 Therefore, behold, I will hedge up thy way with thorns, and make a wall, that she shall not find her paths.

I'll line your path with thorns.

7 And she shall follow after her lovers, but she shall not overtake them; and she shall seek them, but shall not find them: then shall she say, I will go and return to my first husband; for then was it better with me than now.

8 For she did not know that I gave her corn, and wine, and oil, and multiplied her silver and gold, which they prepared for Baal.

9 Therefore will I return, and take away my corn in the time thereof, and my wine in the season thereof, and will recover my wool and my flax given to cover her nakedness.

She'll seek her lovers, but she won't find them.

Then she'll say,

I'll return to my first husband.

10 And now will I discover her lewdness in the sight of her lovers, and none shall deliver her out of mine hand.

11 I will also cause all her mirth to cease, her feast days, her new moons, and her sabbaths, and all her solemn feasts.

I'll discover her lewdness in the sight of her lovers.

She won't get away from me.

12 And I will destroy her vines and her fig trees, whereof she hath said, These are my rewards that my lovers have given me: and I will make them a forest, and the beasts of the field shall eat them.

I'll destroy her fig trees. [1]

13 And I will visit upon her the days of Baalim, wherein she burned incense to them, and she decked herself with her earrings and her jewels, and she went after her lovers, and forgat me, saith the LORD.

She put on earrings and jewels, went after her lovers, and forgot me.

But I'll make her love me again
2:14-23

14 Therefore, behold, I will allure her, and bring her into the wilderness, and speak comfortably unto her.

But I'll lure her into the wilderness and say nice things to her.

15 And I will give her her vineyards from thence, and the valley of Achor for a door of hope: and she shall sing there, as in the days of her youth, and as in the day when she came up out of the land of Egypt.

I'll give her vineyards, and she'll sing like she did when she was young.

16 And it shall be at that day, saith the LORD, that thou shalt call me Ishi; and shalt call me no more Baali.

On that day, she'll call me Ishi instead of Baali. [2]

17 For I will take away the names of Baalim out of her mouth, and they shall no more be remembered by their name.

I'll take the names of Baalim out of her mouth.

18 And in that day will I make a covenant for them with the beasts of the field and with the fowls of heaven, and with the creeping things of the ground: and I will break the bow and the sword and the battle out of the earth, and will make them to lie down safely.

I'll make a covenant with the beasts, fowls, and creeping things.

They'll all lie down safely.

19 And I will betroth thee unto me for ever; yea, I will betroth thee unto me in righteousness, and in judgment, and in lovingkindness, and in mercies.

You'll be my wife forever.

20 I will even betroth thee unto me in faithfulness: and thou shalt know the LORD.

You'll be faithful to me and you'll know I'm God.

21 And it shall come to pass in that day, I will hear, saith the LORD, I will hear the heavens, and they shall hear the earth;

On that day, I'll hear the heavens and the heavens will hear me.

22 And the earth shall hear the corn, and the wine, and the oil; and they shall hear Jezreel.

23 And I will sow her unto me in the earth; and I will have mercy upon her that had not obtained mercy; and I will say to them which were not my people, Thou art my people; and they shall say, Thou art my God.

The earth will hear the corn, wine, and oil. and they'll hear Jezreel.