0 SABoM Mormon 1

Then the voice of the Lord came to me and said, Vengeance is mine ..., they shall be cut off from the face of the earth. Mormon 3:14 3:14

Trivia: Why, according to Mormon, did the Holy Ghost stop coming on the Nephites?

The Book of Mormon

CHAPTER 1

CHAPTER 1 Ammaron asks a ten-year-old boy named Mormon to find and dig up the sacred records 14 years from now--The plates were buried at Shim Hill in the Land of Antum--Mormon is told to add his engravings to the plates of Nephi--Mormon's father carries him to the Land of Zaramhemla--Many Nephites die in a war against the Lamanites--The Lord takes away his disciples and the Holy Ghost quits coming on people--Mormon is visited by Jesus and tastes his goodness--God curses the land and shuts Mormon's mouth--The Gadianton robbers return, the people hide their treasures, and they become slippery--There were sorceries, witchcrafts, and magics just like Abinadi and Samuel the Lamanite predicted. (322-326 CE) Next chapter

What the heck, let's just call it the Book of Mormon
Absurdity 1:1-19

1 And now I, Mormon, make a record of the things which I have both seen and heard, and call it the Book of Mormon.

I, Mormon, am writing a book about the things that I've seen and heard. I call it "The Book of Mormon."

2 And about the time that Ammaron hid up the records unto the Lord, he came unto me, (I being about ten years of age, and I began to be learned somewhat after the manner of the learning of my people) and Ammaron said unto me: I perceive that thou art a sober child, and art quick to observe;

When Ammaron hid the records [1], he came to me (a ten-year old child) and said to me,

I see you are a smart, sober child.

3Therefore, when ye are about twenty and four years old I would that ye should remember the things that ye have observed concerning this people; and when ye are of that age go to the land Antum, unto a hill which shall be called Shim; and there have I deposited unto the Lord all the sacred engravings concerning this people.

So when you're about 24 years old, I'd like you to remember the things you've seen, and go to a hill called Shim in the land of Antum, and look for some engravings that I hid there.

4 And behold, ye shall take the plates of Nephi unto yourself, and the remainder shall ye leave in the place where they are; and ye shall engrave on the plates of Nephi all the things that ye have observed concerning this people.

When you find them, take the plates of Nephi, but leave the other plates where they are.

Then engrave on the plates of Nephi all of the things you've seen about the Nephites.

5 And I, Mormon, being a descendant of Nephi, (and my father's name was Mormon) I remembered the things which Ammaron commanded me.

I, Mormon (my father's name was Mormon, too), remembered what Ammaron told me to do.

6 And it came to pass that I, being eleven years old, was carried by my father into the land southward, even to the land of Zarahemla.

When I was eleven, my father carried me to the land of Zarahemla.

7 The whole face of the land had become covered with buildings, and the people were as numerous almost, as it were the sand of the sea.

There, I saw buildings that covered the entire ground, and people as numerous (almost, as it were) the sand of the sea.

8 And it came to pass in this year there began to be a war between the Nephites, who consisted of the Nephites and the Jacobites and the Josephites and the Zoramites; and this war was between the Nephites, and the Lamanites and the Lemuelites and the Ishmaelites.

When I arrived in Zarahemla, it was in the midst of a war between the Nephites, Jacobites, Josephites, and Zoramites versus the Lamanites, Lemuelites, and Ishmaelites.

9 Now the Lamanites and the Lemuelites and the Ishmaelites were called Lamanites, and the two parties were Nephites and Lamanites.

The former group were called "Nephites" and the latter group "Lamanites."

10 And it came to pass that the war began to be among them in the borders of Zarahemla, by the waters of Sidon.

11 And it came to pass that the Nephites had gathered together a great number of men, even to exceed the number of thirty thousand. And it came to pass that they did have in this same year a number of battles, in which the Nephites did beat the Lamanites and did slay many of them.

The war began by the waters of Sidon, where the Nephites assembled more than 30,000, many of which were killed by the Lamanites.

12 And it came to pass that the Lamanites withdrew their design, and there was peace settled in the land; and peace did remain for the space of about four years, that there was no bloodshed.

After the battle, there was peace for three years.

13 But wickedness did prevail upon the face of the whole land, insomuch that the Lord did take away his beloved disciples, and the work of miracles and of healing did cease because of the iniquity of the people.

14 And there were no gifts from the Lord, and the Holy Ghost did not come upon any, because of their wickedness and unbelief.

But there was wickedness throughout the land.

It was so bad that the Lord had to take away his beloved disciples, so there were no more miracles, healings, and gifts of the Lord.

The Holy Ghost didn't even come on people anymore!

15 And I, being fifteen years of age and being somewhat of a sober mind, therefore I was visited of the Lord, and tasted and knew of the goodness of Jesus.

So when I was fifteen years old, being (somewhat) of a sober mind, I was visited by the Lord and tasted his Jesus's goodness.

16 And I did endeavor to preach unto this people, but my mouth was shut, and I was forbidden that I should preach unto them; for behold they had wilfully rebelled against their God; and the beloved disciples were taken away out of the land, because of their iniquity.

17 But I did remain among them, but I was forbidden to preach unto them, because of the hardness of their hearts; and because of the hardness of their hearts the land was cursed for their sake.

I tried to preach to the Nephites, but the Lord shut my mouth, forbidding me to preach to them.

God cursed the land and took away the beloved disciples because of the hardness of their hearts.

18 And these Gadianton robbers, who were among the Lamanites, did infest the land, insomuch that the inhabitants thereof began to hide up their treasures in the earth; and they became slippery, because the Lord had cursed the land, that they could not hold them, nor retain them again.

The Gadianton robbers infested the land.

It got so bad, in fact, that people had to hide their treasures in the earth. They even became slippery, because the Lord had cursed the land.

19 And it came to pass that there were sorceries, and witchcrafts, and magics; and the power of the evil one was wrought upon all the face of the land, even unto the fulfilling of all the words of Abinadi, and also Samuel the Lamanite.

There were sorceries, witchcrafts, and magics; and the power of the evil one was all over the land, just like Abinadi and Samuel the Lamanite predicted.

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