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2 Samuel

Introduction

A Topical Outline

Drunk With Blood

Trivia Questions

Chapters

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Absurdity Absurdities
Injustice Injustice
Cruelty Cruelty and Violence
Contradictions Contradictions
Family Values Family Values
Women Women
Sex Sex
Science Science and History
Interpretation Interpretation
Intolerance Intolerance
Homosexuality Homosexuality
Prophecy Prophecy
Boring Stuff
Good Good Stuff

Drunk With Blood

Strange Flesh: The Bible and Homosexuality

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2 Samuel Trivia Questions

  1. Who said these words to Jonathan, 'very pleasant hast thou been unto me: thy love to me was wonderful, passing the love of women'?
  2. Under which rib did Abner smite Asahel?
  3. Under which rib did Joab smite Abner?
  4. What was David's curse to Joab and his family?
  5. Under which rib did Baanah and Rechab smite Ishbosheth?
  6. What did David command his young men to do to Rechab and Baanah?
  7. What did David say about the lame and the blind?
  8. Why did God kill Uzzah??
  9. How did God punish Michal for criticizing David for dancing nearly naked in fron of God and everybody?
  10. David enslaved one-third of the Moabites. What did he do with the remaing two-thirds?
  11. What was the name of the woman that David had sex with after watching her bathe?
  12. Who arranged for Uriah's death in battle?
  13. Who gave Saul's wives to David?
  14. Who said this to David: I will force your neighbor to have sex with your wives in the sight of everyone?
  15. Why did God kill David and Bathsheba's first son?
  16. How long did David and Bathsheba's first baby live after God made the child sick?
  17. Which of David's son's raped his half-sister?
  18. How did Ammon feel about his half-sister Tamar after he raped her?
  19. Which of David's sons killed his half-brother for raping his sister?
  20. At the time of king David, who was the best looking guy in Israel?
  21. How much did Absalom's hair weigh?
  22. Who did king David leave behind when he left Jerusalem to avoid being killed by his son Absalom?
  23. Who had sex with David's ten concubines in the sight of all of Israel?
  24. How did David punish his ten concubines for being publicly raped by his son?
  25. Under which rib did Joab smite Amasa?
  26. Whose head did the woman of Sheba cast over the wall to Joab?
  27. Why did God send a three-year famine on David's kingdom?
  28. Who chased the birds and beasts away from the dead bodies of her sons as they hung before the Lord?
  29. In 2 Samuel 21, What stopped God's three-year famine?
  30. Who was completely righteous and clean in God's sight?
  31. How many men did Adino the Eznite kill with his spear at one time?
  32. How many men did Abishai kill with his spear?
  33. Who killed two lion-like men of Moab, a lion in the snow, and a goodly Egyptian with a spear in his hand?
  34. According to 2 Samuel, who told David to have a census?
  35. How many men did God kill to punish David for having a census?