And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched. Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched. 9:43
Trivia: How many pigs did Jesus drown by sending devils into them?
Contradictions (93)
Absurdity (62)
Interpretation (22)
Science (22)
Injustice (16)
Cruelty & Violence (8)
Family Values (5)
Good Stuff (5)
Intolerance (5)
Prophecy and Misquotes (5)
Language (4)
Women (3)
Boring stuff (2)
Politics (2)
Sex (2)
EJAT (13)
The Gospel According to Mark
The baptism of Jesus (9-11)
Jesus is tempted by Satan (12-13)
Jesus calls his first disciples (14-22)
A man with an unclean spirit (23-28)
Simon's mother-in-law (29-31)
Jesus casts out devils and heals the sick (32-39)
Jesus cleans a leper (40-45)
The call of Levi (13-14)
Why Jesus and his disciples didn't fast (15-22)
The disciples pluck grain on the sabbath (23-28)
3 A man with a withered hand (1-6)
Jesus to the unclean spirts: Don't tell anyone who I am (7-12)
The twelve apostles (13-19)
Jesus's family think he's crazy (20-21)
Jesus and Beelzebub (22-27)
The unforgivable sin (blasphemy against the Holy Ghost) (28-30)
Jesus: Who is my mother? (31-35)
4 The parable of the sower (1-9)
The purpose of the parables (to confuse people) (10-19)
Jesus explains the parable of the sower (13-20)
Candles, secrets, haves, and have nots (21-25)
More seeds (26-29")
A mustard seed (30-32)
Jesus calms a storm (35-41)
5 Jesus casts out more devils (and drowns some pigs) (1-20)
Jairus's daughter and a woman with an issue of blood (21-43)
6 Jesus is rejected in his hometown (1-6)
The mission of the apostles (6-9)
It'll be worse than Sodom and Gomorrah (10-11)
They cast out many devils (12-13)
Herod: Jesus is the risen John the Baptist (14-16)
The imprisonment of John the Baptist (17-20)
The death of John the Baptist (21-29)
Jesus feeds five thousand men (30-44)
Jesus walks on water (45-52)
Jesus heals the sick in Gennesaret (53-56)
7 The Pharisees criticize Jesus's disciples (for not washing their hands before eating) (1-5)
Jesus criticizes the Pharisees (for not killing disobedient children) (6-)
Things that defile a person (14-23)
Jesus removes a devil from a Canaanite woman's daughter (after calling her a dog) (24-30 )
Jesus heals a deaf man with a speech impediment (by putting his own spit on the man's tongue) (31-37)
8 Jesus feeds four thousand (1-9)
The Pharisees ask Jesus for a sign (10-13)
The yeast of the Pharisees and Sadducees (14-21)
Jesus spits on a blind man's eyes (and he sees trees walking) (22-26)
Who am I? (Don't tell anyone) (27-30)
Jesus foretells his death and resurrection (and calls Peter "Satan") (31-38)
9 The last generation (1 Mk 13)
The Transfiguration (2-13)
Jesus: John the Baptist is Elijah (11-13)
A boy with a dumb and deaf spirit (14-30)
Jesus foretells his death (again) (31-32)
Who's the greatest? (33-37)
Who's for Jesus? (38-41)
Cut off your hand and pluck out your eye (if they offend you) (42-50)
Everyone will be salted with fire (salt is good) (49-40)
Little children (13-16)
The rich young man (17-27)
Abandon your family for Jesus (and you'll get 100x more and live forever) (28-31)
Jesus foretells his death (for the third time) (32-34)
James and John ask Jesus for a favor (special seats in heaven) (35-45)
Blind Bartimaeus (46-52)
11 Jesus rides into Jerusalem (1-11)
Jesus curses a fig tree (12-14)
Jesus's temple tantrum (15-19)
The cursed fig tree dies (20-26)
Jesus stumps the chief priests and elders (27-33)
12 A parable about a vineyard (1-12)
Pay your taxes (13-17)
There are no marriages in heaven (18-27)
The great commandments (28-34)
Jesus is not the son of David (35-37)
Beware of scribes (they'll get the worst damnation) (38-40)
The widow's mite (41-44)
13 The end of the world (1-37)
14 The plot to kill Jesus (1-2)
Jesus gets his head anointed (the poor get nothing) (3-9)
Judas betrays Jesus (10-11)
The Last Supper (12-26)
Peter's promise (and Jesus's prediction) (27-31)
Jesus prays at Gethsemane (while the disciples sleep) (32-42)
Jesus is arrested (and a young man runs away naked) (43-52)
Jesus is taken to the high priest (53-65)
Peter denies Jesus three times (before the cock crows twice) (66-72)
15 Jesus is taken to Pontius Pilate (1)
Jesus is questioned by Pilate (2-5)
The people prefer Barabbas to Jesus (6-15)
The soldiers make fun of Jesus (16-20)
Jesus is crucified (21-32)
Jesus dies (33-41)
Jesus's burial (42-47)
16 Jesus rises from the dead (1-8)
The disciples don't believe Mary Magdalene (9-11)
Jesus appears to two disciples, but the others don't believe them (12-13)
Jesus: Nonbelievers are damned, believers will handle snakes and drink poisons (14-20)
