0 The Book of Moses : Absurdity

The Lord God, spake unto Moses, saying: That Satan, whom thou hast commanded in the name of mine Only Begotten, is the same which was from the beginning, and he came before me, saying—Behold, here am I, send me, I will be thy son, and I will redeem all mankind. 4:1

Trivia: In the Book of Moses, when God introduced himself to Moses, what did he say his name was?

The Book of Moses : Absurdity (18)

  1. Moses was on a mountain when God spoke to him. 1:1
  2. He saw God face to face, and talked to him. And God's glory was upon him. 1:2
  3. God said to Moses, "I'm God. Endless is my name. Because I didn't have a beginning and won't have an end. Isn't that endless?" 1:3
  4. Thou art in the similitude of mine Only Begotten; and mine Only Begotten. Moses looked a lot like Jesus. (I guess.) 1:6
  5. You [Moses] look like my Only Begotten, who will be the Savior. 1:6
  6. I [Moses] saw God with my own eyes. But with my spiritual eyes, not my real eyes. If I saw him with my real eyes, I'd be dead. 1:11
  7. When Moses said these words, Satan came to tempt him, saying, "Moses, son of man, worship me." 1:12
  8. Satan cried out with a loud voice, and said, "I'm the Only Begotten, worship me." 1:19
  9. Moses saw hell and was afraid. But he said to Satan, "Go away, Satan." 1:20
  10. Satan trembled, the earth shook, and Moses said to Satan, "In the name of the Only Begotten, go away, Satan." 1:21
  11. Satan cried out with a loud voice, while weeping, and wailing, and gnashing his teeth. Then he went away. 1:22
  12. Then Moses lifted up his eyes and was filled with the Holy Ghost. 1:24
  13. Moses saw God's glory again, and heard a voice saying, "You are blessed, Moses. You'll be stronger than many waters, and will command them like your were God. You'll deliver my chosen people from bondage." 1:25
  14. While the voice was still speaking, Moses saw everyone and everything on earth. 1:27
  15. Moses, I'm going to tell you about heaven and earth. Write it all down. In the beginning I created these things with my only begotten. 2:1
  16. And again...  2:4
  17. I, God, said to my only begotten, who was with me from the beginning, Let us make man look like us. 2:26
  18. I, God, created humans (male and female) to look like me and my only begotten. 2:27

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