"Alif. Lam. Mim."
Many surahs start with three Arabic letters. No one knows why. But I have a theory. The mysterious letters (Alif. Lam. Mim.)
are the Quranic equivalent of WTF. 2:1
Nothing in the Quran, not a singe verse, is wrong --
except for the verses that are wrong, that is. And Allah will replace them later with better verses. This is called the doctrine of
Muslims can't eat carrion, pork, blood, or anything sacrificed to another god. 2:173
The Republicans should like this verse. It forbids what Tea Baggers they like to call the "death tax." So when a rich Muslim dies,
he must leave all of his wealth to his family. 2:180
"It is not righteousness that ye go to houses by the backs thereof."
Is Muhammad talking about anal sex here? (I'm just asking.) 2:189
"Be not cast by your own hands to ruin."
Some Muslims interpret this to forbid suicide bombings. 2:195
"Beautified is the life of the world for those who disbelieve;
they make a jest of the believers."
Yes life is beautiful to us unbelievers and we like to laugh at believers! 2:212