Surah 2: The Cow (Al-Baqarah)
Allah is wise, mysterious, funny (1-5)
Allah has covered their ears, eyes, and hearts (6-13)
Allah will mock and blind them (14-22)
Produce a surah the like thereof (23-24)
For them are pure companions (25-29)
Adam learns the names of the animals (and the angels don't know them) (30-33)
Iblis refuses to worship Adam (and becomes the first disbeliever) (34)
Adam and the forbidden tree (35-48)
A few of Allah's killings (49-61)
Allah turned Sabbath breakers into apes (62-66)
The yellow cow (67-74)
For disbelievers, Allah has prepared a painful doom (75-105)
Abrogation, proof, and Allah's coloring (106-112)
Allah will torture Christians and Jews after they die (113-126)
Who is better at coloring than Allah? (127-141)
Changing holy directions (qiblah) (139-158)
Don't hide the Quran or eat blood, carrion, or pork (159-176)
Murder for murder, slave for slave (177-184)
Sex and fasting during Ramadan (185-189)
Allah's Rules for Holy Warfare (190-217)
Alcohol and gambling (218-220)
Marriage (221)
Menstruation (222)
Sex (223-225)
Divorce (226-242)
There is no compulsion in religion (but disbelievers will burn in the fire) (243-257)
Rip Van Winkle (258-281)
A woman is worth half as much as a man (282-284)
