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Proverbs: Family Values

  1. Beating your children with a rod is a sure sign of parental love. 13:24

  2. Beat your children and don't stop just because they cry. 19:18

  3. "Whoso curseth his father or his mother, his lamp shall be put out in obscure darkness."
    What the hell does that mean? Is this just a restatement of Exodus 21:17? ("He that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death.") 20:20

  4. Beating your children will make them less foolish. Have you beaten your child today? 22:15

  5. Beat your children hard and often. Don't worry about hurting them. You may break a few bones and cause some brain damage, but it isn't going to kill them. And even if they do die, they'll be better off. They'll thank you in heaven for beating the hell out of them. 23:13-14

  6. Beating your children will make them wise. 29:15

  7. If you mock your father or disobey your mother, the ravens will pick out your eyeballs and the eagles will eat them. 30:17