"And God made the beast of the earth." 1:25
The Christian Identity and Aryan Nations folks say that "beast of the earth" and "beast of the
field" refer to all non-human animals and non-white humans. They consider all people of color to be
without a soul and on the same level as animals, such as cattle, fish, and birds.
One way of dealing with the two contradictory creation
accounts is to say that the reason there are two different stories is that there were two different
creations. This has been a common interpretation historically, and it is still found taday.
Pre-Adamites1:27
"Be fruitful and multiply."1:28
This verse is used to justify Christian
opposition to birth control, concern for the environment, and animal rights. The earth was made for humans, and they
can do as they damn well please with it.
In Christian Identity theology, the serpent is a black male ("beast of the field"), possessed
by the devil, who seduced Eve. Cain is the child that is born from this union, the evil son of
the devil and the first Jew. All Jews are descended from Cain. 3:1
"And the LORD set a mark upon Cain, lest any finding him should kill him." 4:15
"Whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed." 9:6 Does God approve of capital punishment?
"And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him." 9:24
What did Ham do? Did he just look at his naked father or was there something more to it than that?
Some commentators have suggested that Ham committed homosexual rape on his drunken father, and that
this was why Ham's descendants were eternally punished with slavery.
"Nimrod ... a mighty hunter before the Lord" 10:8-10
"Peleg; for in his days was the earth divided." 10:25
Some creationists believe that this verse refers to continental drift, which, they say,
began to occur during the days of Pelag (which means "division"), about 100 or so years after the flood. But many
other creationists disagree.
"Terah ... begat Abraham."
Who was Abraham's father? Azar or Terah (Quran 6:74)? Which is right, the Bible or
the Quran? 11:26
Say, I pray thee, thouart my sister."
In the LDS Book of Abraham the same silly story is told, but it is God, not Abraham, who concocts the lie.
12:13
According to the Apocryphal/Deuterocanonical book of Judith, God not only approved of the violence
in Genesis 34, but he gave Simeon the sword that he used to kill all the males in the city.
34:1-31
When "Moses numbered them according to the word of the Lord" he was told to count "every
male from a month old and upward." Women and girls didn't count as persons. Neither did babies
(or fetuses) under 1 month old. I guess the unborn just don't count to God. 3:15-16
Korah, Dathan, Abiram, and On, the first freethought martyrs, refused to follow Moses blindly, saying
that everyone is holy and should be free to think for him or herself. God killed them and their
families for daring to challenge Moses. 16:1-35
"The Book of the wars of the Lord" One of the lost books of the Bible
21:14
Jehovah's Witnesses use this verse
(along with 1 Tim.5:19 and Mt.18:16)
to justify their refusal to report or investigate incidents of child molestation unless two or three
JWs have witnessed the event. If witnesses do not come forward (and they are
discouraged from doing so since it would embarrass the organization), then the
victim is told to be quiet about it -- or risk being disfellowshipped. 19:15
"If a man have two wives, one beloved, and another hated...." Is polygamy OK?21:15
The JWs believe that Jesus is "a god" who was with Jehovah
during the creation. But how could that be if God was speaking truthfully in this verse
when he said, "there are no gods with me"? 32:39
Some creationists believe that this verse (and Gen.10:25) refers to
continental drift, which, they say, began to occur during the days of Pelag (which means "division"),
about 100 or so years after the flood. 1:19
Jehovah's Witnesses used to believe that God lives on the planet Alcyone in the Pleiades
cluster. The only biblical justification for this was this verse and
Job 38:31. 6:21
"Are they not written
in the book of Nathan the prophet, and in the prophecy of Ahijah the
Shilonite, and in the visions of Iddo the seer?" 9:29
"Let us cut them off from being a nation; that the name of Israel may be no more in
remembrance."
Recently an ancient Psalter was found
which was reported to have been open to Psalm 83. Of course, to the
Left Behind folks
it's just one more sure sign that the end is near. But the Psalter was actually opened to Psalm 84 (Psalm 83 in the
Latin Vulgate Bible).
83:4
"Add thou not unto his words."
Yet the New World Translation inserts the word
"other" four times in Col.1:16-17 even though it is not in the
original Greek. 30:6
"Woe unto them that ... follow strong drink." 5:11
"Woe unto them that are mighty to drink wine, and men of strength to mingle strong drink." 5:22
"They also have erred through wine." 28:7 Is it OK to drink alcohol?
"Lucifer, son of the morning."
This is the only verse in the bible that mentions Lucifer. Although
most Christians consider Lucifer to be Satan (the devil), there is little biblical justification for
doing so. In this verse "Lucifer" refers to the king of Babylon (Nebuchadrezzar?) and Lucifer
(the light bearer) is also called the "son of the morning" or morning star. The only other person that
is referred to in that way is Jesus (Rev.22:16). Does this mean that Lucifer
is Jesus? 14:12
God performs a "marvelous work and a
wonder" by destroying wisdom and understanding. The Mormons believe the "marvelous work and
a wonder" is the Book of Mormon29:14
"Thus saith the LORD to his anointed, to Cyrus"
"Anointed one" means Messiah. So was king Cyrus the Messiah?
David Koresh (born Vernon Howell) chose his name after the two men in the
Bible who are called Messiah (or anointed
one) in the Bible: David and Cyrus. (The name "Koresh" is a
transliteration of the Hebrew name Cyrus.) 45:1
"My counsel shall stand, and I will do all my pleasure."
Unlike the god of the process theologians, the God of Isaiah is in full control of his creation;
he has pre-ordained everything. 46:10-11
"The fire shall burn them."
No astrologer, stargazer, or prognosticator will be able to save those that God plans to burn to death. Does the bible condemn astrology?47:13-14
"For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, saith the LORD."
Believers use these verses to justify everything cruel, nasty, and absurd in the Bible. Why did God kill 42 children
for making fun of a prophet's bald head? What was God thinking when he inspired Ezekiel 23:20? And what about
that talking donkey in Numbers 22? Well God's ways are not our ways. 55:8-9
Christians often cite this verse as biblical proof that a fetus is a
person. Their rationale is if God knows us in the womb, then we must be a person. Of course,
they often overlook these verses that illustrate God's
willingness to kill both the born and unborn. 1:5
"Ask for the old paths"
To see how to become such "an old kind of Christian" go to
Little Geneva. 6:16
"The way of man is not in himself:
it is not in man that walketh to direct his steps." (Humans lack free will.) 10:23
"Woe unto him that buildeth his house
by unrighteousness, and his chambers by wrong; that useth his neighbour's service without wages, and giveth him
not for his work." Does God approve of slavery?22:13
Ezekiel
4:9 bread It's supposed to be made according to the recipe given in this verse and is said to
be a complete meal that satisfies all nutritional requirements. I guess that's
how Ezekiel managed to survive 390 days lying on his side and eating only this
bread. It seems like pretty darned good bread to me, too, but I can't wait until
they start making bread using the procedure described in
Ezekiel 4:12. 4:9
"For Joseph, the stick of Ephraim...."
Mormons believe "the stick of Ephraim" is a prophecy of the Book of Mormon.
(Doctrine and Covenants 27:5)
37:15-17
"Ye are not my people, and I will not be your God."
Martin Luther interpreted this verse to mean that God had rejected the Jews and that Christians should do likewise. On the Jews and Their Lies (Part 1)Hosea 1:9
"They ... parted my land." 3:2
On January 5, 2006, Pat Robertson linked Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke to God's wrath, saying:
"In the book of Joel, the prophet Joel makes it very clear that God has 'enmity against those who divide my land.'"
Although he didn't quote chapter and verse, Joel 3:2 is probably what he was referring to, though his interpretation of that
verse is a bit less than "very clear" to me.
Interpretations: Old Tesatament
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