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Deuteronomy
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- Dt.23:2
- A bastard shall not
enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall
he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
God won't let bastards attend church. Neither
can the sons or daughters of bastards "even to the tenth generation."
So if you plan to attend church next Sunday be ready to prove that your genitals
are intact and don't forget your birth certificate and genealogical records for
at least the last ten generations. Don't laugh. This stuff is important to God.
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