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    Genesis

  1. The Garden of Eden 1:1

  2. Cain and Abel 4:1

  3. Noah is Born 5:29

  4. The Sons of God 6:2

  5. The Flood 6:11

  6. Noah's Insobriety 9:18

  7. The Tower of Babel 11:3

  8. The Call of Abraham 11:31

  9. Abraham in Egypt 12:10

  10. Yahweh's Promise 15:1

  11. Ishmael is Born 16:4

  12. The Covenant 17:2

  13. Sodom and Gomorrah 19:2

  14. The Seduction of Lot 19:30

  15. Abraham's sister 20:1

  16. Isaac and Ishmael 21:2

  17. God tests Abraham 22:1

  18. The last days of Abraham 23:1

  19. Esau's birthright 25:22

  20. Isaac's sister 26:3

  21. Hittite intolerance 26:35

  22. Isaac is deceived 27:1

  23. Jacob and his cousins 29:16

  24. Jacob's wives compete 29:32

  25. Jacob wrestles with God 32:24

  26. Rape, Treachery, and Slaughter 34:1

  27. Benjamin is born 35:16

  28. Reuben's Incest 35:22

  29. Joseph is ambushed 37:2

  30. Er and Onan 38:1

  31. Judah and the prostitute 38:12

  32. Joseph and the eunuch's wife 39:1

  33. The baker and the cup-bearer 40:1

  34. Pharaoh's Dream 41:1

  35. Joseph's Brothers in Egypt 41:52

  36. Jacob comes to Egypt 45:15

  37. Jacob and Joseph die 47:29

    Exodus

  38. Too Many Hebrews 1:6

  39. Moses Commits Murder 2:11

  40. Moses Marries a Midianite 2:16

  41. God Takes Notice 2:23

  42. God Attacks Moses 4:18

  43. Moses and Aaron Convince the People 4:27

  44. First Meeting with the Pharaoh 5:1

  45. Second Meeting with the Pharaoh 7:10

  46. The First Plague 7:14

  47. The Second Plague 8:1

  48. The Third Plague 8:15

  49. The Fourth Plague 8:19

  50. The Fifth Plague 9:1

  51. The Six Plague 9:8

  52. The Seventh Plague 9:13

  53. The Eighth Plague 10:1

  54. The Ninth Plague 10:21

  55. The Tenth Plague 11:1

  56. Egyptians Plundered 12:36

  57. Egyptians Drowned 12:39

  58. Manna From Heaven 16:1

  59. Water From the Rock 17:1

  60. War with the Amalekites 17:8

  61. The Ten Commandments 19:1

  62. Slavery 21:1

  63. Lending Money 22:25

  64. The Golden Calf 24:12

  65. The Ark of the Covenant 25:1

  66. Yahweh Relents 32:30

  67. The Face of Yahweh 33:11

    Leviticus

  68. Aaron Becomes a Priest 8:1

  69. God Kills Aaron's Sons 10:1

  70. What Not to Eat 11:2

  71. Disease of the Head 13:40

  72. Sexual Discharges 15:16

  73. Incest 18:7

  74. Homosexuality 18:22

  75. Beastiality 18:23

  76. Blasphemer Stoned 24:10

    Numbers

  77. Female Infidelity 5:11

  78. The Fire of Yahweh 10:33

  79. The People Demand Meat 11:6

  80. Moses is Criticized 12:1

  81. Giants in the Promised Land 13:1

  82. God Dooms His People 14:6

  83. The First Rebellion 14:39

  84. Sabbath-Breaker Stoned 15:32

  85. The Second Rebellion 16:1

  86. A Plague on the Sympathizers 16:41

  87. Moses and Aaron Doomed 20:1

  88. Not Through Edom 20:14

  89. Aaron Dies 20:22

  90. Massacre of the Aradites 21:1

  91. God Sends Snakes 21:4

  92. Massacre of the Bashanites 21:33

  93. Balaam's Talking Donkey 22:1

  94. Balaam's Curse 22:36

  95. God Kills 24,000 Israelites 25:1

  96. Moses Dies 27:12

  97. Massacre of the Midianites 31:1

  98. Accidental Death 35:11

    Deuteronomy

  99. Massacre of the Amorites 2:26

  100. Instructions for Genocide 5:1

  101. How to Keep the Law 6:7

  102. False Prophets 13:1

  103. When to Stone Your Whole Family 13:6

  104. Religious Intolerance 13:12

  105. Prisoners of War 21:10

  106. When to Stone Your Children 21:18

  107. How Long to Hang Somebody 21:22

  108. Transvestism 22:5

  109. Miscellaneous Laws 22:10

  110. Proof of Virginity 22:15

  111. Male Genital Injury 23:1

  112. Racial Intolerance 23:3

  113. Camp Defecation 23:12-13

  114. Newlyweds 24:5

  115. Settling Disputes 25:1

  116. Brawling 25:11

  117. Introduction to the Law 27:9

  118. Why to Keep the Law 28:15

  119. Following Your Own Moral Compass 29:19

    Joshua

  120. The Spies and the Prostitute 1:1

  121. Crossing the Jordan 3:7

  122. The Second Circumcision 5:2

  123. The Massacre of Jericho 6:1

  124. Family Stoned, Burned 7:1

  125. 12,000 Massacred at Ai 8:1

  126. Gibeonites Enslaved 9:3

  127. Amorite Coalition Massacred 10:1

  128. Executed Kings Hung on Display 10:16

  129. Seven Kingdoms Massacred 10:29

  130. Twenty-Two Kingdoms Massacred 11:1

  131. Massacre of the Anakim 11:20

  132. Land Divided Up Amongst the Tribes 13:1

  133. Joshua Dies 23:1

    Judges

  134. Massacre at Bezek 1:1

  135. Jerusalem Massacred 1:8

  136. Four Massacres and a Wedding 1:9

  137. Iron Chariots 1:19

  138. Massacre at Bethel 1:23

  139. Those not massacred 1:27

  140. The Punishment for Incomplete Genocide 2:1

  141. God sells Israelites into slavery 3:5

  142. 10,000 Moabites killed 3:12

  143. 600 Philistines killed 3:31

  144. Massacre of the Canaanites 4:1

  145. God uses Midianites to oppress Israel 6:1

  146. Gideon Demands a Sign 6:11

  147. Gideon Commits Vandalism 6:25

  148. Gideon Demands More Signs 6:34

  149. 120,000 Midianites Killed 7:2

  150. Gideon Slaughters his own people 7:8

  151. Gideon and His Sons 8:18

  152. Sixty-nine Sons Slaughtered 8:33

  153. Massacre at Shechem 9:6

  154. Abimelech Not Killed By a Woman 9:50

  155. Tola and Jair 10:1

  156. God refuses to save Israel 10:6

  157. Massacre of the Ammonites 10:16

  158. Jephthah Kills His Virgin Daughter 11:34

  159. 42,000 Ephraimites Killed 12:1

  160. Samson is born 13:1

  161. Samson commits mass murder 14:1

  162. Samson commits arson 15:1

  163. Samson slaughters 1000 15:9

  164. Samson and the prostitute 16:1

  165. Samson and Delilah 16:6

  166. Samson's Final Mass Murder 16:22

  167. Massacre of the Peaceful, Unsuspecting People 18:1

  168. Gang Rape and Dismemberment 19:1

  169. Israelites Massacre Each Other 20:1

  170. Remorse then Another Massacre 21:2

  171. Girls of Shiloh Abducted 21:15

    1 Samuel

  172. Samuel is Born 1:1

  173. The Corrupt Priests 2:12

  174. The Messenger Boy of Doom 2:18

  175. The Philistines Capture the Ark 4:1

  176. God Tortures the Philistines 5:1

  177. 50,070 Israelites Killed by God 6:1

  178. Samuel Becomes Judge 7:2

  179. The Israelites Demand a King 8:3

  180. Samuel Anoints Saul 9:3

  181. Saul Becomes King 10:17

  182. Gouged Eyes and Dismembered Oxen 11:1

  183. Slaughter of the Ammonites 11:9

  184. Saul Rejected for Seeking God's Favor 13:3

  185. Slaughter of the Philistines 14:1

  186. Jonathan Is Cursed 14:24

  187. War on all sides 14:47

  188. Philistines Try to Keep Weapons Out of Hands of Israelites 14:49

  189. God Commands Amalekite Genocide 15:1

  190. Saul Rejected for Incomplete Genocide 15:12

  191. Samuel Anoints David 15:35

  192. God Torments Saul with Evil Spirit 16:14

  193. Goliath Attempts to Limit Bloodshed 17:1

  194. David Decapitates Goliath 17:38

  195. Another Slaughter of the Philistines 17:54

  196. The Fate of Goliath's Head 17:56

  197. Jonathan's Feelings for David 18:1

  198. Saul tries to kill David 18:10

  199. David Mutilates 200, Gets Married 18:20

  200. Saul Tries to Kill David Again 19:1

  201. Everybody in a Frenzy 19:18

  202. Jonathan and David 20:1

  203. David Lies to a Priest 21:1

  204. David Acts Insane 21:10

  205. People of Nob Massacred 22:6

  206. David Attacks the Philistines 23:1

  207. David Spares Saul 24:2

  208. David Collects a Third Wife 25:2

  209. David Spares Saul Again 26:2

  210. David Joins the Philistines 27:1

  211. David Massacres Women and Men 27:8

  212. Saul and the Necromancer 28:1

  213. Philistines Reject David 29:2

  214. Amalekites Show Some Mercy 30:1

  215. David Shows No Mercy 30:7

  216. Saul Decapitated, Sons Killed 31:1

    2 Samuel

  217. David Kills the Messenger 1:1

  218. A Song for Jonathan and Saul 1:17

  219. David Becomes King of Judah 2:1

  220. Ishbaal Becomes King of Israel 2:8

  221. Civil War Erupts 2:12

  222. David Impregnates Six Women 3:1

  223. Abner Turns on Ishbaal 3:6

  224. David Steals Back a Wife 3:12

  225. Joab Murders Abner 3:22

  226. Ishbaal Decapitated 4:1

  227. David Mutilates Recab and Baanah 4:8

  228. David Becomes King of Israel 5:1

  229. David Conquers the Blind and Lame 5:6

  230. David Impregnates More Women 5:13

  231. God Demands War with Philistines 5:24

  232. God Kills Man for Touching Ark 6:1

  233. David Exposes Himself Before God 6:11

  234. David Massacres the Moabites 8:2

  235. 22,000 Aramaeans Killed 8:3

  236. Edomites Males Exterminated 8:13

  237. David Mourns the Eye-Gouger 10:1

  238. 40,700 Aramaeans Killed 10:15

  239. Massacre of the Ammonites 11:1

  240. David Commits Adultery, Murder 11:2

  241. God kills a baby 12:1

  242. Solomon is born 12:24

  243. People of Rabbah Enslaved 12:31

  244. David's Son Rapes David's Daughter 13:1

  245. Absalom Murders Amnon 13:23

  246. Absalom Overthrows David 14:25

  247. David Flees Jerusalem 15:17

  248. Absalom's Public Display 16:15

  249. 20,000 Israelites Killed 17:25

  250. David Demotes Joab 18:19

  251. Revolt, Murder, Decapitation 20:1

  252. David Imprisons His Concubines 20:3

  253. Saul's Family Dismembered 21:1

  254. Goliath killed again 21:15

  255. David's Psalm of Victory 22:1

  256. God Kills 70,000 Israelites 24:1

    1 Kings

  257. Young Woman for an Old Man 1:1

  258. Bathsheba's Scheme 1:5

  259. Solomon Becomes King 1:38

  260. David's Last Words 2:1

  261. Solomon Kills His Brother 2:13

  262. Solomon Kills Joab 2:27

  263. Solomon Kills Shimei 2:36

  264. Pharaoh's Son-in-Law 3:1

  265. Solomon Gets Wise 3:4

  266. Two Prostitutes, One Baby 3:16

  267. The Wisdom of Solomon 4:30

  268. Solomon's Palace 7:1

  269. Ark Brought Into Temple 8:1

  270. God Threatens Violence 9:1

  271. The Queen of Sheba 10:1

  272. Solomon's Riches 10:23

  273. Solomon Loves Foreign Women 11:1

  274. Religious Pluralism Angers God 11:4

  275. God Empowers Enemies of Israel 11:14

  276. Jeroboam and the Prophet 11:26

  277. Solomon Dies 11:42

  278. God Splits the Kingdom 11:43

  279. The Golden Calves 12:20

  280. The Lion and the Prophet 13:11

  281. God Plots Massacre, Kills Child 14:1

  282. God Has Egypt Plunder Jerusalem 14:22

  283. Asa the Intolerant 15:11

  284. Jeroboam's Family Slaughtered 15:25

  285. Baasha's Family Slaughtered 16:3

  286. King for a week 16:15

    1 Chronicles

  287. David Conquers the Blind and Lame 11:4

  288. David Asks for Drink, Refuses It 11:15

  289. God Kills Man for Touching Ark 13:8

  290. David Impregnates More Women 14:3

  291. God Demands War with Philistines 14:8

  292. God Makes Promises He Won't Keep 17:1

  293. Philistines Vanquished 18:1

    2 Chronicles

  294. The Temple of Yahweh 2:1

  295. 500,000 Israelites Killed 12:6

  296. Asa the Intolerant 14:1

  297. One Million Africans Killed 14:9

  298. Executing Unbelievers Brings Peace 15:9

  299. Asa's foot disease 16:12

    Job

  300. Meet Job 1:1

  301. God makes wager with Satan 1:6

  302. God kills Job's children, servants, animals 1:13

  303. God tortures Job 2:1

  304. Three friends accuse Job 2:11

  305. Fourth man accuses Job 32:4

  306. God refuses to explain his cruelty 38:1

  307. God gives Job replacement children, money 42:10

    Matthew

  308. Jesus is Born 1:20

  309. John the Baptist 3:1

  310. Jesus is Baptised 3:1

  311. Satan Tempts Jesus 4:2

  312. Peter, Andrew, James, and John 4:12

  313. Jesus's Teachings 5:1

  314. Jesus and the Law 5:17

  315. On the Law of Moses 5:17

  316. On Anger and Insults 5:20

  317. On Lust 5:27

  318. On Self-Mutilation 5:29

  319. On Self-Defense 5:38

  320. On Giving 5:41

  321. On Prayer 6:5

  322. On Wealth 6:19

  323. On Hypocrisy 7:3

  324. On Dogs and Pigs 7:4

  325. Matthew and Levi 8:21

  326. The Gadarene Demoniacs 8:27

  327. Disciples Sent Out 10:1

  328. Instruction to the Disciples 10:6

  329. On Peace 10:34

  330. Demons Return in Greater Numbers 12:22

  331. Jesus and his family 12:46

  332. The End of the World 13:41, 16:27, 24:3

  333. Canaanite Dogs 15:21

  334. Parable of the Tortured Debtor 18:23

  335. On Marriage vs Castration 19:10

  336. Jesus Curses a Tree 21:17

  337. On Faith 21:21

  338. Parable of the many murders 21:33

  339. Parable of the unpopular banquet 22:1

  340. On Hell 25:31

  341. Jesus and the poor 26:6

  342. The Last Supper 26:17

  343. The Fate of Judas 27:3

  344. The Crucifixion 27:26

  345. How the Jews Tell It 28:11

    Mark

  346. Jesus is Baptised 1:9

  347. Satan Tempts Jesus 1:13

  348. Jesus and his family 3:20

  349. The use of parables explained 4:9

  350. The Gerasene Demoniac 5:3

  351. Jesus Run Out of Nazareth 6:1

  352. Instructions to the disciples 6:6

  353. The Head of John the Baptist 6:20

  354. On Divorce 10:11

  355. Jesus and the rich 10:16

  356. Jesus Curses a Tree 11:12

  357. Temple Tantrum 11:15

  358. The End of the World 13:1

  359. Jesus and the poor 14:2

    Luke

  360. Jesus is Born 1:25

  361. Jesus is Baptised 3:3

  362. The Head of John the Baptist 3:9

  363. Satan Tempts Jesus 4:3

  364. Jesus Run Out of Nazareth 4:28

  365. Demons Return in Greater Numbers 4:31

  366. Matthew and Levi 5:27

  367. On Love 6:17

  368. Jesus and the Rich 6:23

  369. On Forgiveness 6:37

  370. Jesus and his family 8:18

  371. The Gerasene Demoniac 8:25

  372. Disciples Sent Out 10:8

  373. On Family 12:49

  374. The Parable of the Unpopular Banquet 14:15

  375. Jesus and the rich 14:33

  376. The Parable of the Harsh Master 19:10

  377. The End of the World 21:11

  378. Jesus is Arrested 22:38

    John

  379. Peter, Andrew, Philip, and Nathanael 1:35

  380. The Transmutation 2:1

  381. Temple Tantrum 2:14

  382. Jesus Walks on Water 6:16

  383. The Flesh and Blood of Jesus 6:47

  384. Lazarus Reanimated :1

  385. The Last Supper 11:54

  386. Jesus and the poor 12:1

  387. Jesus's Trial 18:12

  388. The empty tomb 20:1

  389. The Final Appearance 21:1

    Acts

  390. The Other Fate of Judas 1:14

  391. The Fate of Judas 1:16

  392. Lottery Used to Choose New Apostle 1:20

  393. Instant Fluency 2:1

  394. Accept Communism or Die 4:32

  395. Holy Prison Break 5:12

  396. Theudas and Judas the Galilean 5:21

  397. Stephen Gets Stoned 6:8

  398. The Fate of Herod 12:20

  399. Bar-Jesus 13:1

  400. Paul in Athens 17:15

  401. Paul shaves his head 18:1

  402. Speaking in tongues 19:1

  403. The first book burning 19:10

  404. Bored to death 20:7

    1 Corinthians

  405. Instructions on Marriage 7:1

  406. Instructions for Women 11:2

    1 Timothy

  407. Instructions for Slaves 6:1

    Revelation

  408. Future Revealed to a Guy on Tiny Mediterranean Island 1:1

  409. Children to Be Killed as Warning 2:8

  410. Heaven Revealed 4:1

  411. God Tortures, Kills Billions 6:1

  412. Terrorized Humans Wish for Death 6:12

  413. 144,000 Jews Saved 7:1

  414. God Burns One Third of Earth 8:1

  415. God Poisons Humans, Sealife 8:8

  416. God Tortures Everyone Except 144,000 Jews 9:1

  417. God Kills One Third of Remaining Humans 9:13

  418. Satan Thrown to Earth 11:15

  419. Alternative to God Proves Very Popular 12:17

  420. Remaining Humans Doomed to Torture 13:11

  421. The Son of Man's Bloody Gorefest 14:14

  422. God Tortures Remaining Humans at Length 15:1

  423. Any Moment Now 16:15

  424. God Burns Remaining Humans to Death 20:4

  425. Billions to Be Ceaselessly Tortured for Eternity 20:11

  426. God's Garish Eternal Tribute to Himself 21:1