What not to eat: roadkill, blood, pigs, animals sacrificed to gods other than Allah, animals that were strangled, beat to death,
jumped of a cliff, fell from the sky, or were killed by other animals. 5:3
"I perfected your religion for you ... and have chosen for you as religion al-Islam." 5:3
When it's time to pray and you have just used the toilet or touched
a woman, be sure to wash up. If you can't find any water, just rub some dirt on yourself.
5:6
Jesus has a conversation with a godly unclean spirit named "Legion." 5:8-10
Christians are disbelievers for believing in the divinity of Christ. 5:17
The Quran repeats the silly story about Cain and Abel (though they are unnamed in the Quran). 5:27-31
"Allah sent a raven scratching up the ground, to show him how to hide his brother's naked corpse." 5:31
Allah has turned some Christians and Jews into apes and swine. 5:60
Allah warns believers not to ask to many questions. (Honest answers will cause them to lose their faith.) 5:101
Jesus made a bird out of clay that flew away when he blew on it. 5:110
