101. God burned 102 men to death for asking Elijah to come down from his hill
King Ahaziah (of Israel) became ill after falling though a lattice floor. So he sent some messengers
to ask Baalzebub if he would recover. 2 Kings 1:2
Then an angel told Elijah to tell some messengers to tell Ahaziah that God would kill him for asking the wrong god.
The angel ... said to Elijah ... Arise, go up to meet the messengers ... and say unto them, Is it not because
there is not a God in Israel, that ye go to enquire of Baalzebub the god of Ekron? Now therefore thus saith the LORD,
Thou shalt not come down from that bed ... but shalt surely die. 1:3-4
So the messengers returned and delivered the message to king Ahaziah.
The messengers ... said unto him, There came a man up to meet us, and said unto us, Go, turn again unto the
king that sent you, and say unto him, Thus saith the LORD, Is it not because there is not a God in Israel,
that thou sendest to enquire of Baalzebub the god of Ekron? therefore thou shalt not come down from that bed
on which thou art gone up, but shalt surely die. 1:5-6
Ahaziah asked them what the guy who gave them the message looked like. They said he was "a hairy man" with
"leather about his loins."
What manner of man was he which came up to meet you, and told you these words? And they answered him, He was an
hairy man, and girt with a girdle of leather about his loins. 1:7
When the king heard that, he knew it was Elijah. Nobody dresses like Elijah!
He said, It is Elijah. 1:8
So the king sent a captain and fifty men to go find Elijah. They found him sitting on top of a hill and said to him, "Come down."
Then the king sent unto him a captain of fifty with his fifty. And he went up to him: and, behold, he sat on the top of an hill.
And he spake unto him, Thou man of God, the king hath said, Come down. 1:9
Which I guess was the wrong thing to say, judging from Elijah's response.
Elijah answered and said to the captain of fifty, If I be a man of God, then let fire come down from heaven,
and consume thee and thy fifty. 1:10a
And that's what happened. Fire came down from heaven and burned the 51 guys to death.
There came down fire from heaven, and consumed him and his fifty. 1:10b
I'm not sure how Ahaziah found out about all this, but he did, and he sent another captain and 50 men to try again.
Again also he sent unto him another captain of fifty with his fifty. 1:11a
They found Elijah sitting on top of the same hill and the captain told him the same thing: "Come down quickly."
(I guess they added the quickly for emphasis.)
He ... said unto him, O man of God, thus hath the king said, Come down quickly. 1:11b
Elijah responded in the usual way.
Elijah answered and said unto them, If I be a man of God, let fire come down from heaven, and consume thee and thy fifty.
You probably can guess what happened next.
The fire of God came down from heaven, and consumed him and his fifty. 1:12b
Once again the king found out what had happened. So he sent another captain with 50 men.
(I guess he figured it worked out well the first two times.)
He sent again a captain of the third fifty with his fifty. 1:13a
But this time the captain didn't ask Elijah to come down. He got on his knees and groveled in front of Elijah,
begging him not to burn him to death.
The third captain of fifty went up, and came and fell on his knees before Elijah ... and said unto him, O man of God,
I pray thee, let my life, and the life of these fifty thy servants, be precious in thy sight. Behold, there came
fire down from heaven, and burnt up the two captains of the former fifties with their fifties: therefore let
my life now be precious in thy sight. 1:13b-14
And that worked a lot better. Elijah came down the off his hill and went with them to see Ahaziah -- which I guess
is what Ahaziah wanted him to do in the first place.
The angel of the LORD said unto Elijah, Go down with him: be not afraid of him. And he arose, and went down with
him unto the king. 1:15
So the moral of the story is this: If you see a hairy man dressed in a leather loin cloth sitting on top of a hill,
don't ask him to come down (unless you grovel first) or God will burn you to death.
102. God killed king Ahaziah (of Israel) for asking the wrong god
In his last killing , God burned 102 men to death (in two shifts of 51 each) for asking Elijah to come down from his hill.
The problem, I guess, was not so much in what they asked, but in how they asked it. The first two times, the captain
asked directly, and God burned them all to death. The third time the captain groveled first and asked later, and that
worked out fine. There's a lesson there somewhere.
There was a reason, though, that Ahaziah wanted Elijah to come down from his hill. He wanted to ask Elijah to
ask God if he was going to recover from his illness. And now that the third group of 51 got Elijah to come down
from his hill, Ahaziah could ask Elijah to ask God about it.
[But Elijah had already told Ahaziah (via messengers) back in 2 Kings 1.6 that God was going to kill him for
asking the wrong god, so I don't know why he had to send the three sets of 51 to asked Elijah again. I guess he
wanted Elijah to come down and give him the message directly.]
In any case, Elijah came down the mountain to talk to the king.
He arose, and went down with him unto the king. 1:15
Here's what Elijah told the king (again).
Thus saith the LORD, Forasmuch as thou hast sent messengers to enquire of Baalzebub the god of Ekron,
is it not because there is no God in Israel to enquire of his word? therefore thou shalt not come down
off that bed on which thou art gone up, but shalt surely die. 1:16
And in the next verse, king Ahaziah dies "according to the word of the Lord."
So he died according to the word of the LORD which Elijah had spoken. 1:17
103. God sent two bears to rip apart 42 little children for making fun of Elisha's bald head
After Elijah went up to heaven in a chariot of fire, his disciple Elisha put on Elijah's mantle and started to
perform miracles of his own. First he parted the Jordan River by slapping it with Elijah's mantle, and then he healed
some water by adding a bit of salt.
And then he decided to go to Bethel.
While he was walking along, a group of 42 young boys started to make fun of Elisha's bald head.
And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city,
and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 2 Kings 2:23
So Elisha decided to try his new-found prophet powers by cursing the little buggers in the name of the Lord. Then he stood
back and watched what happened.
And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. 2 Kings 2:24a
What happened must have been hard for him to watch. Two she bears came out of the woods and tore all
42 of the boys apart.
And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
2 Kings 2:24b
The Bible doesn't say how Elisha reacted to the slaughter. It just says that he kept going on his journey to Bethel.
And he went from thence to mount Carmel, and from thence he returned to Samaria. 2 Kings 2:25
But I bet God got a kick out of the whole thing. He's the type.
This is a boring one. But since the Bible gives God the credit for this killing, so will I.
Here's the story.
Elisha (threw a minstrel) tells the Israelites that God will deliver the Moabites into their hand.
The LORD ... will deliver the Moabites ... into your hand. 2 Kings 3:18
And when he does, God wants the Israelites to chop down the trees, ruin the wells, and destroy the land.
Ye shall smite every fenced city, and every choice city, and shall fell every good tree, and stop all
wells of water, and mar every good piece of land with stones. 3:19
So the Israelites kill the Moabites, their trees and crops, and ruin their cities and wells.
The Israelites rose up and smote the Moabites, so that they fled before them: but they went forward smiting
the Moabites ... And they beat down the cities, and on every good piece of land cast every man his stone,
and filled it; and they stopped all the wells of water, and felled all the good trees. 3:24-25
Finally, the Moabite king sacrificed his son as a burnt offering in a desperate attempt to stop the massacre.
And it seemed to work, too, since the Israelites stopped killing after that.
Then he took his eldest son that should have reigned in his stead, and offered him for a burnt offering upon the wall.
And there was great indignation against Israel: and they departed from him, and returned to their own land.
Since God helped the Israelites smite several Moabite cities, I'll guess 1000 Moabites were killed in five cities,
for a total of 5000.
There was a famine in Samaria that was so severe that a donkey's head and a cup of bird dung sold for 80 and 5 shekels of silver, respectively.
(About 500 and 32 current U.S. dollars)
There was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part
of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver. 2 Kings 6:25
And women were busy negotiating a schedule for eating each other's sons.
This woman said unto me, Give thy son, that we may eat him to day, and we will eat my son tomorrow. So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said
unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him. 6:28
But Elisha and God said things were about to change. Tomorrow, 7.5 liters of flour and 15 liters of barley will sell for 1 shekel of silver.
(About 6 current U.S. dollars)
Then Elisha said, Hear ye the word of the LORD; Thus saith the LORD, To morrow about this time shall a measure of fine flour be sold for a shekel,
and two measures of barley for a shekel, in the gate of Samaria. 7:1
An officer overheard Elisha's forecast for the commodities market, and he didn't believe it would happen. He said that even if God made it rain,
prices wouldn't fall so much in a single day.
Then a lord on whose hand the king leaned answered the man of God, and said, Behold, if the LORD would make windows in heaven,
might this thing be? 7:2a
Elisha responded that the skeptical officer would see it happen, but wouldn't be able to take advantage of the low prices.
(Because he'd be dead.)
Behold, thou shalt see it with thine eyes, but shalt not eat thereof. 7:2b
ater that day, God made the Syrians hear things. The whole Syrian army heard the noise of non-existent chariots, horses,
and soldiers. It was one massive, God-induced, collective, auditory hallucination.
It was like the entire army was on a bad acid trip, and it scared the hell out of them.
The LORD had made the host of the Syrians to hear a noise of chariots, and a noise of horses, even the noise of a great host: and they said one to another, Lo, the king of Israel hath hired
against us the kings of the Hittites, and the kings of the Egyptians, to come upon us. 7:6
So the Syrian army left Samaria because of the noises that God put in their heads.
Wherefore they arose and fled in the twilight, and left their tents, and their horses, and their asses, even the camp as it was,
and fled for their life. 7:7
And the price of commodities fell, just like God and Elisha predicted.
So a measure of fine flour was sold for a shekel, and two measures of barley for a shekel, according to the word of the LORD.
But what happened to the skeptical officer?
He was trampled to death.
And the king appointed the lord on whose hand he leaned to have the charge of the gate: and the people
trode upon him in the gate, and he died, as the man of God had said ... And so it fell out unto him:
for the people trode upon him in the gate, and he died. 7:17-20
(I don't know if God caused this to happen or not. But it seems pretty clear that he approved of it.)
106. God calls for a seven year famine
Well, there's not much to say about this one. It all happens in a single verse.
Then spake Elisha unto the woman, whose son he had restored to life, saying, Arise, and go thou and thine household, and sojourn
wheresoever thou canst sojourn: for the LORD hath called for a famine; and it shall also come upon the land seven years.
2 Kings 8:1
God called for a seven year famine. The Bible doesn't say why God did this.
But I guess God can starve people to death if he wants to, for any reason, or for no reason at all.
The Bible doesn't say how many God starved to death in the seven year famine, so I'll just guess 7000, 1000 per year.
107. Jehoram of Israel
Remember when God killed Ahab for not killing a captured king? You might have thought that that would be
the end of it. But no. God still had Ahab's family to kill. It was sort of his way of paying it forward.
The story is a bit complicated, but it starts with Elisha, who called one of "the children of the prophets"
and told him to "gird his loins," get some oil, and go anoint Jehu as king of Israel. (You know you're in for
some big-time prophet action when Elisha tells you to grab some oil and gird your loins.)
Elisha the prophet called one of the children of the prophets, and said unto him, Gird up thy loins, and
take this box of oil ... And when thou comest thither, look out there Jehu ... and ... take the box of oil,
and pour it on his head, and say, Thus saith the LORD, I have anointed thee king over Israel.
2 Kings 9:1-3
So that's what that son of a prophet did. He girded his loins and made Jehu king.
Then he told the new king that God had a job for him.
Thus saith the LORD God ... thou shalt smite the house of Ahab thy master, that I may avenge the blood of my servants the prophets,
and the blood of all the servants of the LORD, at the hand of Jezebel. 9:6-7
Just in case it wasn't clear, the son of the prophet elaborated a bit. God wanted Jehu to kill everyone in Ahab's family,
especially those that had ever "pissed against a wall."
For the whole house of Ahab shall perish: and I will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall.
He reminded Jehu of the last two families that God had executed: Jeroboam's and
Baasha's. He wanted Jehu to go and do likewise to Ahab's family.
I will make the house of Ahab like the house of Jeroboam ... and Baasha. 9:9
But there was one person that God wanted more than just dead. Ahab's wife, Jezebel, was to be not just killed,
but fed to the dogs, so that there would be nothing left of her body to bury.
And the dogs shall eat Jezebel in the portion of Jezreel, and there shall be none to bury her. 9:10
And that was the end of the message from God. (As you may have noticed by now, God has a one-track mind.)
So Jehu took off in his chariot to get started on God's killings. When people saw him coming, they'd say,
"That must be Jehu because he's driving like crazy." (Jehu is the patron saint of reckless drivers.)
And the watchman told, saying, He came even unto them, and cometh not again: and the driving is like the driving of Jehu
the son of Nimshi; for he driveth furiously. 9:20
It wasn't long before Jehu found God's first victim: Ahab's son, Jehoram -- a wall-pisser if there ever was one!
So Jehu did what God told him to do. He shot him right through the heart and threw his dead body in the field of
Naboth, "according to the word of the Lord."
Jehu drew a bow with his full strength, and smote Jehoram between his arms, and the arrow went out at his heart ... Then
said Jehu to Bidkar his captain ... cast him into the plat of ground, according to the word of the LORD.
And so died the first wall-pisser in Ahab's family.
Then Jehu got back in his chariot and drove off furiously to find the rest.
Next on God's hit list for Jehu was Jezebel. So he rode his chariot over to her house.
When she heard Jehu was coming, she put on her make-up and sat by the window. As he entered the gate, she said,
"Is it peace, Zimri, murderer of your master?," referring to Zimri's murder of king Baasha and his family.
Jehu poked his head in the window and said to Jezebel's eunuchs, "Who is on my side?" And then said, "Throw her down."
So the eunuchs threw her out the window, where she was trampled by horses, her blood splattering everywhere.
Throw her down. So they threw her down: and some of her blood was sprinkled on the wall, and on the horses: and he
trode her under foot. 2 Kings 9:33
Then Jehu went off to eat and drink, telling his people to go take a look the "cursed woman" and then bury her.
And when he was come in, he did eat and drink, and said, Go, see now this cursed woman, and bury her: for she is a king's daughter.
But when they went to bury her, but couldn't find her, at least not very much of her. Dogs had already eaten everything except her skull,
feet, and the palms of her hands.
And they went to bury her: but they found no more of her than the skull, and the feet, and the palms of her hands.
Which, of course, is just like God said it would be. Jezebel would be eaten by dogs and her body would be treated like shit.
This is the word of the LORD, which he spake by his servant Elijah the Tishbite, saying, In the portion of Jezreel shall dogs eat the flesh of Jezebel:
And the carcase of Jezebel shall be as dung upon the face of the field. 9:36-37
109. Ahab's sons: 70 heads in two heaps
Jehu was on a mission from God.
First he killed one of Ahab's sons, Jehoram. Then he killed Ahab's wife,
Jezebel. Now it was time to take care of the rest of Ahab's family.
He started by writing letters to the rulers of Jezreel challenging them fight for Ahab's sons. But they were intimidated by Jehu
(they'd heard about his previous murders) and said that they would do whatever he wanted.
So Jehu wrote another letter telling them what he wanted: Bring him the heads of all 70 of Ahab's sons tomorrow.
Then he wrote a letter the second time to them, saying, If ye be mine, and if ye will hearken unto my voice, take ye the heads
of the men your master's sons, and come to me to Jezreel by to morrow this time. Now the king's sons, being seventy persons,
were with the great men of the city, which brought them up. 2 Kings 10:6
And that's what they did. They killed Ahab's 70 sons, put the heads in baskets, and brought them to Jehu.
And it came to pass, when the letter came to them, that they took the king's sons, and slew seventy persons,
and put their heads in baskets, and sent him them to Jezreel. 10:7
When Jehu heard that the heads had arrived, he said to put them in two heaps at the city gate and let them stay there overnight.
And there came a messenger, and told him, saying, They have brought the heads of the king's sons. And he said, Lay ye them in two heaps at the entering in of the
gate until the morning. 10:8
The next morning Jehu went out and told the people that "the LORD hath done that which he spake by his servant Elijah."
(See 1 Kings 21:21)
But there were still others that God wanted Jehu to visit.
In God's last killing, the chicken-shit leaders of Jezreel sent Jehu the heads of Ahab's sons (all 70 of them).
But that didn't quite satisfy Jehu. He had his orders from God, given to him by Elisha when Jehu was made king.
Thus saith the LORD God ... thou shalt smite the house of Ahab thy master ... The whole house of Ahab shall perish:
and I will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall ....And I will make the house of Ahab like the house of Jeroboam ...
and Baasha ... And the dogs shall eat Jezebel in the portion of Jezreel, and there shall be none to bury her.
2 Kings 9:6-10
So although he was off to a good start, having killed Ahab's son, Jehoram, Ahab's wife, Jezebel, and 70 of Ahab's sons,
there still might be a few wall-pissing family or friends of Ahab left to kill.
The first place that Jehu looked was Ahab's old hometown, Jezreel. He searched the town and found all of Ahab's family, friends,
and priests -- whoever that was associated somehow with Ahab and might also have pissed against a wall at one time or another.
And then he killed them all.
So Jehu slew all that remained of the house of Ahab in Jezreel, and all his great men, and his kinsfolks, and his priests, until
he left him none remaining. 2 Kings 10:9
Then he took his search elsewhere.
The text doesn't say how many of Ahab's family and friends were killed in Jezreel. I'll just say 100.
After Jehu killed what remained of Ahab's family in Jezreel, he went to Samaria and met with
the family of king Ahaziah of Judah.
And he arose and departed, and came to Samaria. And ... met with the brethren of Ahaziah king of Judah, and said, Who are ye? And they answered,
We are the brethren of Ahaziah; and we go down to salute the children of the king and the children of the queen.
2 Kings 10:12-13
It was a short, productive meeting. Jehu had only one action item: kill all the attendees
And he said, Take them alive. And they took them alive, and slew them at the pit of the shearing house,
even two and forty men; neither left he any of them. 10:14
That's all that 2 Kings says about it. But the killing is also covered in 2 Chronicles.
The destruction of Ahaziah was of God by coming to Joram: for when he was come, he went out with Jehoram against Jehu
the son of Nimshi, whom the LORD had anointed to cut off the house of Ahab. And it came to pass, that, when Jehu was
executing judgment upon the house of Ahab, and found the princes of Judah, and the sons of the brethren of Ahaziah,
that ministered to Ahaziah, he slew them. And he sought Ahaziah: and they caught him, (for he was hid in Samaria,)
and brought him to Jehu: and when they had slain him. 2 Chronicles 22:7-9
So we know that the killing of Ahaziah's 42 relatives was "of God" -- which means that God approved of these killings.
But was it part of Jehu's hit list from God?
I guess God only knows that, and he's not telling.
(Maybe even God has the right to remain silent.)
After meeting with Ahaziah's family (and killing them all), Jehu got into his chariot and
drove away furiously
toward Samaria. On his way he ran across an old friend, Jehonadab.
Jehu asked Jehonadab, "Is your heart as true to mine as mine is to yours?" And Jehonadb said,
"It is." (I guess they were really good friends.)
When he was departed thence, he lighted on Jehonadab the son of Rechab coming to meet him: and he saluted him, and said to him,
Is thine heart right, as my heart is with thy heart? And Jehonadab answered, It is. 2 Kings 10:15a
Then Jehu said, "If it is, give me your hand." (This is getting so romantic!)
If it be, give me thine hand. 10:15b
So Jehu reached out his hand and took Jehonadab into the chariot.
And he gave him his hand; and he took him up to him into the chariot. 10:15c
When Jehonadab and Jehu were finally together, Jehu said, "Come with me, and see my zeal for the Lord."
And he said, Come with me, and see my zeal for the LORD. 10:16
Then the two men, whose hearts were true to each other, rode off into the sunset toward Samaria.
When they arrived in Samaria, they slaughtered the rest of Ahab's family, "according to the saying of the LORD,
which he spake to Elijah."
And when he came to Samaria, he slew all that remained unto Ahab in Samaria, till he had destroyed him, according
to the saying of the LORD, which he spake to Elijah. 10:17
And by so doing, the true-hearted partners expressed their zeal for the Lord.
The Bible doesn't say how many were killed, so I just guessed 100.
(There really should be a Brick Testament story for this one!)
After Jehu finished killing Ahab's family in Samaria, he called an assembly to worship Baal.
Jehu gathered all the people together, and said unto them, Ahab served Baal a little; but Jehu shall serve him much.
2 Kings 10:18
Jehu would lead the sacrifice to Baal and any follower of Baal that did not come would be killed.
Now therefore call unto me all the prophets of Baal, all his servants, and all his priests; let none be wanting:
for I have a great sacrifice to do to Baal; whosoever shall be wanting, he shall not live. 10:19a
But he was lying, of course. He assembled the followers of Baal, not to worship Baal with them as he said, but to kill them all.
But Jehu did it in subtilty ... that he might destroy the worshippers of Baal. 10:19b
So Jehu called the assembly.
Jehu said, Proclaim a solemn assembly for Baal. And they proclaimed it. And Jehu sent through all Israel: and all the worshippers
of Baal came, so that there was not a man left that came not. And they came into the house of Baal; and the house of Baal was
full from one end to another. 10:20-21
Then he told 80 of his men to kill of the worshipers of Baal, saying he'd kill whoever let any escape.
And when they went in to offer sacrifices and burnt offerings, Jehu appointed fourscore men without, and said, If any of the men whom I have brought
into your hands escape, he that letteth him go, his life shall be for the life of him. 10:24
When Jehu finished his sacrifice to Baal, he ordered the sacrifice of all of the followers of Baal.
As soon as he had made an end of offering the burnt offering, that Jehu said to the guard and to the captains, Go in, and slay them;
let none come forth. And they smote them with the edge of the sword. 10:25
God approved of this and all of Jehu's previous mass murders. He liked them so much, in fact, that Jehu's sons would be kings of Israel
for the next four generations.
And the LORD said unto Jehu, Because thou hast done well in executing that which is right in mine eyes, and hast done unto the house of
Ahab according to all that was in mine heart, thy children of the fourth generation shall sit on the throne of Israel.
The high priest Jehoiada arranged an agreement between God, the king, and the people. The king and the people would be God's people.
Jehoiada made a covenant between the LORD and the king and the people, that they should be the LORD's people; between the
king also and the people. 2 Kings 11:17
And as God's people, they would destroy the religious symbols of all other Gods, and kill their priests. So God's people went into
a murderous rampage. They started by killing Mattan, the priest of Baal, at the altar.
All the people of the land went into the house of Baal, and brake it down; his altars and his images brake they in pieces thoroughly,
and slew Mattan the priest of Baal before the altars. 11:18
And finished by killing Queen Athaliah.
And all the people of the land rejoiced, and the city was in quiet: and they slew Athaliah with the sword beside the king's house.
God wants you to fear him. If you don't fear him enough, he'll do something to make you afraid of him. Like send lions to eat you.
They feared not the LORD: therefore the LORD sent lions among them, which slew some of them. 2 Kings 17:25
He also likes you to obey his laws, even if you've never heard of them before. If you are unfamiliar with his laws or don't
follow them properly, he'll send lions to eat you.
The nations which ... know not the manner of the God of the land: therefore he hath sent lions among them, and, behold, they slay them,
because they know not the manner of the God of the land. 17:26
I just thought you should know that.
(The Bible only says that God's lions killed "some of them." I'll guess that there were 10 that were eaten by lions.)
116. An angel killed 185,000 sleeping soldiers, "and when they arose early in the morning, behold,
they were all dead."
Well, the title pretty much says it all, since it all happens place in a single verse (that is repeated twice in the Bible).
185,000 sleeping Assyrian soldiers were killed by an angel of the Lord. And when they woke up the next morning "behold,
they were all dead."
The angel of the LORD went out, and smote in the camp of the Assyrians an hundred fourscore and five thousand:
and when they arose early in the morning, behold, they were all dead corpses.
2 Kings 19:35, Isaiah 37:36
They probably all woke up and said in unison (as is customary in the Bible), "Shucks, I'm dead."
117. God caused King Sennacherib to be killed by his sons
Poor king Hezekiah was upset, so upset, in fact, that he "rent his clothes."
And it came to pass, when king Hezekiah heard it, that he rent his clothes. 2 Kings 19.1,
You see, Hezekiah had just heard the commanding officer (Rabshakeh) of the Assyrian army say that Hezekiah
and his people would soon be "eating their own dung and drinking their own piss."
But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words?
hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their
own piss with you? 2 Kings 18:27, Isaiah 36:12
So Hezekiah, who didn't much like eating dung or drinking piss, sent a message to Isaiah, asking him what he
should do about it. Isaiah told him not to worry. God would put a spirit (or "a blast" in the KJV) in the king
of Assyria (Sennacherib) so that he will "hear a rumor" to return to his home in Ninevah. Then God will cause him
to be killed with the sword.
Behold, I will send a blast upon him, and he shall hear a rumour, and shall return to his own land; and I will
cause him to fall by the sword in his own land. 2 Kings 19:7,
And that's what happened. Sennacherib returned to Ninevah and was killed by his sons while he was in church praying.
And it came to pass, as he was worshipping in the house of Nisroch his god, that Adrammelech and Sharezer his sons
smote him with the sword. 2 Kings 19:37, Isaiah 37:38
But then, he was praying to the wrong God so he deserved it.
118. Josiah killed all the priests of the high places
Josiah was the king of religious intolerance. He "put down" the priests that
burned incense to the sun, moon, planets, and stars.
He put down the idolatrous priests ... that burned incense unto Baal,
to the sun, and to the moon, and to the planets, and to all the host of heaven.
2 Kings 23:5
He burned the Asherah pole (the "grove" in the KJV) and spread the ashes on the graves of the children.
And he brought out the grove ... and burned it ... and stamped it small to powder, and cast the powder thereof upon the graves
of the children of the people. 2 Kings 23:6
He destroyed the houses of the temple homosexuals.
He brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings
for the grove. 2 Kings 23:7
And he executed the priests and burned human bones upon their altars.
He slew all the priests of the high places that were there upon the altars, and burned men's bones upon them.
2 Kings 23:20
This was all in accordance with the prophecy of "the man of God from Judah."
There came a man of God out of Judah by the word of the LORD ... and he cried against the altar in the word of the
LORD, and said, O altar, altar thus saith the LORD; Behold, a child shall be born unto the house of David, Josiah
by name; and upon thee shall he offer the priests of the high places that burn incense upon thee, and men's bones
shall be burnt upon thee. 1 Kings 13.1-2