Book of Mormon: Boring Stuff

1 Nephi

1. It mattereth not to me that I am particular 6:1-6
2. Sealing Isaiah: No peace for the wicked 20:1-22

   2 Nephi

3. Lehi spake many things. 1:1-32
4. I have spoken these few words. 2:1-30
5. Lehi dies. 4:1-35
6. Isaiah 50: Where is the bill of your mother's divorcement? 7:1-11
7. Isaiah 51: Wake up, arm of God! 8:1-25
8. Nephi's soul delights in the words of Isaiah. 11:1-8
9. Nephi copies Isaiah 2 12:1-22
10. Isaiah 5: A vineyard song 15:1-30
11. Isaiah 6: Isaiah sees God 16:1-13
12. Isaiah 7: The Lord will shave the hair of the feet 17:1-25
13. Isaiah 10: Woe to those who won't help the poor 20:1-34
14. Isaiah 12: Sing, cry, and shout 22:1-6
15. Nephi makes an end of his prophesying 31:1-21
16. The spirit stops Nephi's utterance 32:1-9
17. I, Nephi, have written what I have written 33:1-15

    Jacob

18. Jacob's parable about the tame and wild olive trees.
    This is the longest and most boring chapter in the most boring book ever written (The Book of Mormon). Thirty-one times it came to pass that the trees were cumbered, grafted, pruned, plucked, dunged, and digged about for no apparent purpose, except to waste 3733 words. 5:1-77

    Mosiah

19. The king's speech (Part 1) 2:1-41
20. The king's speech (Part 2) 3:1-27
21. The king's speech (Part 3) 4:1-30
22. The king's speech (Part 4) 5:1-15
23. The king's speech (Part 5) 6:1-7
24. King Limhi's speech 7:18-33
25. Abinadi reads Isaiah 53 14:1-12
26. King Mosiah reads the records of Zeniff and Alma 25:1-13

Alma

27. Alma Appoints Nephihah as chief judge 4:1-20
28. Alma preaches to the Nephites 5:1-62
29. Alma went to the city of Gideon in the valley of Gideon (which was named after Gideon) 6:1-8
30. Alma's misssions to Melek, Ammonihah, and Aaron 8:1-32
31. Alma Speaks Again to the People of Ammonihah 9:1-34
32. O that I were an angel! 29:1-17
33. The most precious, sweet, white, pure fruit 32:1-43
34. The Wisdom of Zenos and Zenock 33:1-23
35. The Zoramite connversion 35:1-16
36. Alma's message to Helaman (Part 1) 36:1-30
37. Alma explains the restoration to Corianton 41:1-15
38. Ammoron becomes king of the Lamanites 52:1-21
39. Helaman's letter to Moroni (part 1) 56:1-57
40. Helaman's letter to Moroni (part 3) 58:1-41
41. Maroni reads Helaman's letter 59:1-2
42. Maroni's first leter to Pahoran 59:3-4
43. The Lamanites attack the people of Nephihah 59:5-13
44. Pahoran's letter to Maroni 61:1-21