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2 Chronicles
Introduction
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 Contradictions
 Cruelty and Violence
 Absurdities
 Injustice
 Intolerance
 Family Values
 Science and History
 Women
 Interpretation
 Prophecy
 Sex
 Politics
 Boring Stuff
 Language
 Good Stuff
 Commandments
SAB: 2 Chronicles
Dwindling in Unbelief
-2 Chronicles
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2 Chronicles: Language
- After Solomon died, his son Rehoboam became king, and everyone in Israel came to talk to him, begging him to
not be the jerk his father was. Rehoboam said that he'd be even nastier. His dad laid heavy burdens upon them and tortured
them with whips; he would torture them with scorpions. If Solomon had a big dick, Rehoboam has an even bigger one.
"My little finger shall be thicker than my father's loins." 10:3-11
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