1 Peter: Absurdity

1. "Gird up the loins of your mind." 1:13

2. "The precious blood of Christ ... was foreordained before the foundation of the world."
   God planned to kill Jesus from the get-go. 1:19-20

3. "Who is he that will harm you, if ye be followers of that which is good?" 3:13

4. After he died but before his resurrection, Jesus went to hell to do a little preaching. 3;19, 4;6